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Loco   Canada. Jul 20 2008 17:37. Posts 20992

whoever still makes well thought-out advice posts to floofy are almost as retarded as he is

fuck I should just sell some of my Pokemon cards, if no one stakes that is what I will have to do - lostaccount 

Baalim   Mexico. Jul 20 2008 17:50. Posts 34294


  On July 20 2008 16:37 Loco wrote:
whoever still makes well thought-out advice posts to floofy are almost as retarded as he is



qtf

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Floofy   Canada. Jul 20 2008 18:09. Posts 8708


  On July 20 2008 13:30 Bejamin1 wrote:
I think you need to take into account the fact that you have same amount of experience with relationships and social skills as someone in grade four or five in public school. I don't say this to be mean I just state it to clarify where this advice is coming from. That being said my advice to you Floofy is to do a few things. Don't look for the love of your life or whatever you want to call it. Just find a girl of average or below average attractiveness in terms of looks who has a reasonable personality and who is willing to put out. Get some experience being in social situations with a girlfriend and having fun in the bedroom. I think it's important for you that you look for someone who you think you wouldn't normally go for because they aren't your type or you think you could do better. If you choose a girl like this you're a lot less likely to act and seem desperate because you won't be as concerned with losing them or being good enough for them. Everyone has to start somewhere, and everyone needs experience. This is probably the best way for you to gain some experience without chasing after girls you quite frankly aren't ready for.



im definetly not looking for the love of my life. im basicelly looking for nearly any girl that isnt completly unnatractive and will be "ez" to get experience on. however even with standard as low as that i can't do it.

yet even with the worst girls i still act desesperate ....
jesus i hate this -_-

james9994: make note dont play against floofy, ;( 

Baalim   Mexico. Jul 20 2008 18:19. Posts 34294

u dont deserve better

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Narious   Canada. Jul 20 2008 19:27. Posts 4800

Floofy, I have a suggestion. it's a good suggestion so you won't take it, but I'll make it anyway.

Spend some time talking to girls and TRYING to blow it.

Just walk up to them and be a prick. Be overblown beyond desperate to the point where you have to fake it cause even you arn't that desperate. Be drunk and insulting.
Call them fat. Whatever.

It won't get you laid, but it may get you used to the idea that if you blow it or get rejected big deal. Just move on to the next.

Then maybe when you actually try with a girl it won't feel so serious and important.


vegable   United States. Jul 20 2008 20:30. Posts 2453

^formula for getting maced

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PokerDoc88   Australia. Jul 20 2008 22:42. Posts 3527

lmfao if you follow narious advice, please have a friend hiding in bushes recording a video for the 1/10 chance the girl hits you XD


Yugless    United States. Jul 20 2008 22:47. Posts 7174

hahaha ninja robot

Baal - look is talking hah.  

Floofy   Canada. Jul 20 2008 23:56. Posts 8708

its actually possible i would do a better job trying to blow it. im actually that bad lol

but yea ill lack balls to do that
i guess such weak balls does not deserve to be active

james9994: make note dont play against floofy, ;( 

Floofy   Canada. Jul 21 2008 00:10. Posts 8708

Lol its crazy, loco showed me a whore site
one of them is now my friend!!
shes named melinda
they cost 200$
rly hot. not sure wether to do it
shell not do only one hour n shit
#1 shell do several hours and they be free, only the 200
#2 i dunno shes not rly a real whore
#3 shes not that cute but ok
#4 theres a chance (even if tiny) than it ends up working with her.... she actually was interested in me before knowing so much about me

james9994: make note dont play against floofy, ;(Last edit: 11/10/2008 22:39

CrownRoyal   United States. Jul 21 2008 00:16. Posts 11386

dont waste your time rofl

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masterfrywad   United States. Jul 21 2008 00:16. Posts 329

go for it

 Last edit: 21/07/2008 00:18

CrownRoyal   United States. Jul 21 2008 00:18. Posts 11386

it'll be so much better if you earn it dude, its not even that hard to get a girl to kiss you dude

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CrownRoyal   United States. Jul 21 2008 00:18. Posts 11386

i seriously wish you lived near me i'd get you a score within a week

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Floofy   Canada. Jul 21 2008 00:23. Posts 8708

id give you the 200 instead of her

but u dont oh well

james9994: make note dont play against floofy, ;( 

RonK1337   Australia. Jul 21 2008 01:06. Posts 268

do it.

edit: + pics

 Last edit: 21/07/2008 01:07

Baalim   Mexico. Jul 21 2008 01:47. Posts 34294

what if we pool this shit and he gets us a video?

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Muhweli   Finland. Jul 21 2008 02:30. Posts 10663

Ahahahahahahahahahahah!!! That's the best thing ever!
Technically a girl is giving you a chance to hit on her for $200. That's the most hilarious shit I've ever read!!

Don't you realize that by going out and practicing on multiple girls will get you this experience for free?! You need to develop your early game anyway.

I'm also quite sure that when you paid adequate amount, normal whores would do it also. This one's just really really cheap. (Which kinda makes it even more funny)

Floofy says: my dick is easily bigger than 90% of guys i checked it on the net | Floofy says: i im also doing movements Last edit: 21/07/2008 02:33

xafies   Greece. Jul 21 2008 03:25. Posts 1079


  On July 20 2008 23:10 Floofy wrote:

#4 theres a chance (even if tiny) than it ends up working with her.... she actually was interested in me before knowing so much about me




till you lose all your money?lol
Seriously,,just be careful if that works.In your case handling a scenario like that is impossible imo
edit:is there a chance that by asking you 200$ for dating,she fulfills a fantasy of her or sthng?^^
damn i might 've lost my train of thought- i just woke up -need to drink coffee heh

You can not lose if you do not play 

lebowski   Greece. Jul 21 2008 04:20. Posts 9205

coaching for dating lmao

new shit has come to light... a-and... shit! man... 

 
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