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pushing4anal   Australia. Aug 21 2008 20:18. Posts 665


  On August 21 2008 18:24 Floofy wrote:

if i set the bar lower than it is, ill haver trouble getting a boner so fuck off



hahah u r awesome


Floofy   Canada. Aug 21 2008 21:43. Posts 8708

no sam i havent. shes being a bitch and wont see me until like at least a week. giving some excuses but i say its girl stuff

james9994: make note dont play against floofy, ;( 

Floofy   Canada. Aug 22 2008 00:09. Posts 8708

oh wtf. now i added a chick and she had a bf. after some talking, she says she is a specialist at matching people. so she asks me about my standards (i was like wtf, i got no standards). but i told her some anyways. so then shes like, yo i already got someone for u. she shoots me the blog and im like, wtf shes way too hot ur crazy i got no chances

shes like, no i think u do.

anyways im suposed to meet that chick tomorow (not the cute one). her bf is some kid i knew from elementary shcool.

wtf gonna give her sick tips or something if this works out. but pretty sure it wont. but worth a shot.

james9994: make note dont play against floofy, ;( 

Highcard   Canada. Aug 22 2008 00:38. Posts 5428

if you want to tip her you may as well pay a prostitute

I have learned from poker that being at the table is not a grind, the grind is living and poker is how I pass the time 

Highcard   Canada. Aug 22 2008 00:39. Posts 5428

gain her respect and admiration, don't pay her off to meet up with her friends

I have learned from poker that being at the table is not a grind, the grind is living and poker is how I pass the time 

VanDerMeyde   Norway. Aug 22 2008 04:31. Posts 5124

My opinion, based on this thread is that the only reason you fail Floofy, is because you THINK you are gonna fail.

:DLast edit: 22/08/2008 04:33

morph1   Sierra Leone. Aug 22 2008 04:48. Posts 2352


  On August 21 2008 23:09 Floofy wrote:
oh wtf. now i added a chick and she had a bf. after some talking, she says she is a specialist at matching people. so she asks me about my standards (i was like wtf, i got no standards). but i told her some anyways. so then shes like, yo i already got someone for u. she shoots me the blog and im like, wtf shes way too hot ur crazy i got no chances

shes like, no i think u do.

anyways im suposed to meet that chick tomorow (not the cute one). her bf is some kid i knew from elementary shcool.

wtf gonna give her sick tips or something if this works out. but pretty sure it wont. but worth a shot.


dude... i realy dont understand... why do you have low self esteem
with attitude like that , you are not going ever to find some hot chick
your only hope are ugly chicks that are going to feel sorry for you : /

anyway post some picture.. we want to see your biceps, did it get larger?

Always Look On The Bright Side of Life 

PokerDoc88   Australia. Aug 22 2008 07:34. Posts 3527

its bigger, at certain angles =P


Muhweli   Finland. Aug 22 2008 09:30. Posts 10663

It's funny that you'd still get a boner from that chick tho. (The sketched one)
It's also funny that she'd have a bf.

Floofy says: my dick is easily bigger than 90% of guys i checked it on the net | Floofy says: i im also doing movements  

Baalim   Mexico. Aug 22 2008 10:43. Posts 34294

match making ROFL... good job on avoiding awkward meetings.

Ex-PokerStars Team Pro Online 

tloapc   Pitcairn. Aug 22 2008 10:56. Posts 2591

omfg this thing is still alive lol
I hope it gets to 500 pages
it's really a simple problem
what matters most in seduction is honesty and the way u go about presenting it

The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action. 

tloapc   Pitcairn. Aug 22 2008 10:59. Posts 2591

if you think about it to long you end up leveling yourself
so just let loose
gogogogo!

The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action. 

masterfrywad   United States. Aug 22 2008 11:06. Posts 329

fat chick/match maker sounds annoying, stay away imo


morph1   Sierra Leone. Aug 22 2008 11:46. Posts 2352


this is probably best method so far
but you realy need big biceps for this one floofy

Always Look On The Bright Side of Life 

rogier   Netherlands. Aug 22 2008 12:26. Posts 1528

lol wat

im sure for every man at least 80% of women are reachable (as in not too hot). most girls care more about ur personality as about your looks(think for girls as long as u score a 6/10 at her rating its fine)

used to think like u did tho


Floofy   Canada. Aug 28 2008 00:43. Posts 8708

hmmm ok ill post a random update cuz its so fucked up i have to post it

basicelly i meet a girl who said she would match me with chicks but she has a BF

so today she told me about a theater scene. she wants me to play in it
First, she said she would rub against me n shit. so the bf and her made jokes about it and i didnt mind it so far. (shes 23).
the fucked up part is when she adds ill have to kiss another girl. and obv we might replay the scene several times.
the bf says shit like "yo man it be good practice". im thinking in my head stuff like "wtf i dont want my first kiss to be this pathetic".

anyways the biggggg fucked up part is. SHE IS 14.

i have to deny this its too fucked up. im already picturing scenarios like the girl saying "WTF SO UGLY I DONT WANNA KISS THAT"

james9994: make note dont play against floofy, ;( 

ahk88   United States. Aug 28 2008 00:46. Posts 635

wow 14 eh? where's loco


CrownRoyal   United States. Aug 28 2008 01:15. Posts 11386

And he's got a - head full of ideas.
Let me tell ya, that you wouldn't believe
And he's got a heart made of pure gold
And something else
Many tricks up his sleeve
You might think he's a jester because
He'll make you laugh till you cry
And what else
You better come with your best, if you test him
Unless you're ready to die

WHAT IS THIS 

Loco   Canada. Aug 28 2008 01:16. Posts 20993


  On August 27 2008 23:43 Floofy wrote:
hmmm ok ill post a random update cuz its so fucked up i have to post it

basicelly i meet a girl who said she would match me with chicks but she has a BF

so today she told me about a theater scene. she wants me to play in it
First, she said she would rub against me n shit. so the bf and her made jokes about it and i didnt mind it so far. (shes 23).
the fucked up part is when she adds ill have to kiss another girl. and obv we might replay the scene several times.
the bf says shit like "yo man it be good practice". im thinking in my head stuff like "wtf i dont want my first kiss to be this pathetic".

anyways the biggggg fucked up part is. SHE IS 14.

i have to deny this its too fucked up. im already picturing scenarios like the girl saying "WTF SO UGLY I DONT WANNA KISS THAT"



LOLOLOLOLOL omg wat.......... wat???????????????????

fuck I should just sell some of my Pokemon cards, if no one stakes that is what I will have to do - lostaccount 

CrownRoyal   United States. Aug 28 2008 01:16. Posts 11386

quit being so pathetic floofy plz go out and just rape some bitch or something

WHAT IS THIS 

 
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