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Floofy   Canada. Aug 28 2008 19:19. Posts 8708

i wonder if a VERY good looking gay could masturbate on himself

ok i dont wonder it its a fucking crazy question fuck off ur so sick floofy

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kemo   Denmark. Aug 28 2008 19:25. Posts 573

Of course I can


Baalim   Mexico. Aug 28 2008 20:06. Posts 34294


  On August 28 2008 18:19 Floofy wrote:
i wonder if a VERY good looking gay could masturbate on himself

ok i dont wonder it its a fucking crazy question fuck off ur so sick floofy



ROFL hillarious question, but your view on sexuality is too monodimentional, you can jerk off to yourself withouth being gay, it probably requires either a very high ego and a very active libido, but jerking off is a bad example since you can jerk off withouth even forming sexual images in your mind.

What would be weirder is if somebody can be genuinely being sexually attracted to himself, like "god i wish i could fuck my ass so bad" lol now thats bizarre, but given the fact that almost any guy flexible enough to suck his own cock has done it, we can assume than many if not most men would fuck their own at some point if they could... lol interesting conclussions.

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milkman   United States. Aug 28 2008 21:56. Posts 5719


  On August 28 2008 19:06 Baal wrote:
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ROFL hillarious question, but your view on sexuality is too monodimentional, you can jerk off to yourself withouth being gay, it probably requires either a very high ego and a very active libido, but jerking off is a bad example since you can jerk off withouth even forming sexual images in your mind.

What would be weirder is if somebody can be genuinely being sexually attracted to himself, like "god i wish i could fuck my ass so bad" lol now thats bizarre, but given the fact that almost any guy flexible enough to suck his own cock has done it, we can assume than many if not most men would fuck their own at some point if they could... lol interesting conclussions.


ive seen how much work it takes to blow me, even if i could, i would deff b 2 lazy.

Its hard to make a easy buck legally, its impossible to make a easy buck morally. 

qwerty67890   New Zealand. Aug 28 2008 23:47. Posts 14026

when i was wondering what direction this thread would take



I had a feeling it would end up with Floofy having his first kiss in an amateur pre-teen porno.


Loco   Canada. Aug 29 2008 01:42. Posts 20993

Something has come to light recently... I don't think you guys should keep giving advice to Floofy...




fuck I should just sell some of my Pokemon cards, if no one stakes that is what I will have to do - lostaccount 

FoolsPlay   Canada. Aug 29 2008 01:45. Posts 1335

dont make fun of floofy anymore.......




unless you want to end up in pieces inside a black plastic bag on the bottom of the ocean.................




if you add tons of macro options and units and keep the old obligations like sending scvs to mine, pros will just focus less on micro which sucks imo -FloofyLast edit: 29/08/2008 03:35

ggplz   Sweden. Aug 29 2008 03:54. Posts 16784

ROFL

if poker is dangerous to them i would rank sports betting as a Kodiak grizzly bear who smells blood after you just threw a javelin into his cub - RaiNKhAN 

Muhweli   Finland. Aug 29 2008 03:59. Posts 10663


  On August 28 2008 19:06 Baal wrote:
What would be weirder is if somebody can be genuinely being sexually attracted to himself, like "god i wish i could fuck my ass so bad" lol now thats bizarre, but given the fact that almost any guy flexible enough to suck his own cock has done it, we can assume than many if not most men would fuck their own at some point if they could... lol interesting conclussions.



Myeah, and if you could turn 360 degrees with the speed of light while standing and having an erection, you would also get your dick up your ass. It's theory of relativity, baby!

Floofy says: my dick is easily bigger than 90% of guys i checked it on the net | Floofy says: i im also doing movements  

Twisted    Netherlands. Aug 29 2008 03:59. Posts 10422

Seeing that pic he kinda does look like a serial killer.


Fayth    Canada. Aug 29 2008 13:33. Posts 10085

LOOOOOOOL

Im not sure what to do tomorrow when I see her, should I shake her hand?? -Floofy 

milkman   United States. Aug 29 2008 13:52. Posts 5719

god i fuckin love this thread.

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Baalim   Mexico. Aug 29 2008 14:32. Posts 34294

and a big headed one

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mrpav.com   Canada. Aug 30 2008 03:22. Posts 3069

floofy is such a joke

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Thalai   Spain. Aug 30 2008 03:24. Posts 32

big time floofy


lebowski   Greece. Aug 30 2008 04:44. Posts 9205

someone photoshop the dead bold guy in floofy's kitchen or make a "y so srs" thing out of his picture,
that look is actually creepy

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Floofy   Canada. Sep 02 2008 10:15. Posts 8708

ok update

so the girl i meet that wanted to "match" me now claims to be madly interested in me. she still has her bf tho. but she says if she didnt have a bf she would insta fuck me.
she is interesting and has cool personality, the problem is she isnt very attractive. also she doesnt rly have a job and isnt very shcolarized. she smokes some weed. she says shes tired of her bf and will probably break up soon. she claims im a 8 and really her type

but i meet another girl sunday. this one looks better, seems smarter (more ambitions, future teacher, has done college), and is very nice. we had a nice day.
she said she would call me monday and she didnt. so i kinda got nervous thinking she faked liking me the whole day.
then i realized my fucking cell didnt work. so i sent her an e mail apologizing. and then she replied somehting like " Hey! its not a big deal, we can do it some other time. dont worry im not mad. have a nice day. we will probably talk again tonight i love you, cya cutie!"
note that her "i love you" is more like a strong "i like you", its "je t'adore" in french.

the first girl knows about the second girl and kinda looks like she wants to convince me she is a better choice. she claims she fucks 3 times a day or more, sucks, etc. also keep saying she looks better than second girl and so on

second girl has no idea about the other girl. we didnt talk about sex at all. but she is ticklish (often a sign) and also has been with a guy for 3.5 years, so i kinda assume she isnt a virgin. the funny part is her bf was a DISABLED guy in a wheelchair, and he CHEATED on her to end the relationship lol. also that girl doesnt smoke. Her apparment was really nice. she plays guitar, likes dancing (yes, during the date we danced in her house with some educationnal youtube videos). she even has rock band lol



who do i pick LP ?
first girl is probably a lock just have to wait for her to break up
second girl might not be a lock but its looking really good

james9994: make note dont play against floofy, ;( 

Twisted    Netherlands. Sep 02 2008 10:24. Posts 10422

Both duh. Just try to get both girls and if you do happen to get both (unlikely but w/e) you can always end it with one!

Just don't tell new girl that you're also seeing someone else and tell matchmaking girl that you stopped seeing her. Who cares about exclusiveness when it's at the very start of something that might go somewhere.


morph1   Sierra Leone. Sep 02 2008 11:13. Posts 2352


  On September 02 2008 09:15 Floofy wrote:
so the girl i meet that wanted to "match" me now claims to be madly interested in me. she still has her bf tho. but she says if she didnt have a bf she would insta fuck me.
she is interesting and has cool personality, the problem is she isnt very attractive. also she doesnt rly have a job and isnt very shcolarized. she smokes some weed. she says shes tired of her bf and will probably break up soon. she claims im a 8 and really her type


did she say that before or after she got high?
anyway i go for the 1st one ... you just need some weed to get a job done!

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ggplz   Sweden. Sep 02 2008 11:36. Posts 16784

both

if poker is dangerous to them i would rank sports betting as a Kodiak grizzly bear who smells blood after you just threw a javelin into his cub - RaiNKhAN 

 
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