Looks or Game? - Page 183

actually yea, go for both

Go for both. Don't even wait for that girl to break up, she's obviously a slut whos jonzing for the floof juice just make a move and get'er done!

Ugly girl telling you're an eight is funny if she's madly interested in you. Imo if she wanted to go overboard, she should just say you're a ten, lol! She's basically saying 20% of people are still hotter than you. Maybe she loves your adorable personality tho. Don't put smoking weed as a negative trait tho, but if you have a chance to do a stupid unemployed taken druggie, why wouldn't you do it?! What do you lose? Your virginity? Just do it, and get over your phobia of women!! I wonder how her current bf is if he's her type too, lulz. Must be even worse than you - take comfort in that, sir!

And the way the first girl is acting is just ridiculous, she's selling herself as a cheap slut who will have sex with you for free and doesn't really care about anything else. It seriously sounds like she's playing you, but in your position I think it sounds like a good way to go since you need to start somewhere.

So basically you have two awful choices and both want to cheat/end it up with their bf. Remember that you're not looking for the love of your life but seeking to get rid of your irrational fear of women. And you manage to dance with her and have nice time with her but still fail to go for the kiss? If she already cheated on her bf, you should be able to score a kiss, just fucking GO FOR IT! If she pulls back, then boo frickin' hoo!

I'm kinda tilted again, lol... Mostly because a LOT of your posts are about picking between 2+ girls but you never get anyone. Just go for as many at the same time as you can and hope something sticks so you lose your virginity. After the initial 3 pumps and an apology, you can start going the real deal.

holy fucking shit i just saw this thread has 183 pages WHAT THE FUCK are u discussing that long woot just buy a hooler already if u r that shy

Spitfiree, people have already suggested buying him one, but for some reason nobody has yet.

first girl is a silly whore and she found out you have money
2nd girl is nice and too good for u
hf

this shit is still awesome + hilarious

On September 02 2008 09:15 Floofy wrote: . the funny part is her bf was a DISABLED guy in a wheelchair, and he CHEATED on her to end the relationship lol.

LOL

On September 02 2008 09:15 Floofy wrote: ok update so the girl i meet that wanted to "match" me now claims to be madly interested in me. she still has her bf tho. but she says if she didnt have a bf she would insta fuck me. she is interesting and has cool personality, the problem is she isnt very attractive. also she doesnt rly have a job and isnt very shcolarized. she smokes some weed. she says shes tired of her bf and will probably break up soon. she claims im a 8 and really her type but i meet another girl sunday. this one looks better, seems smarter (more ambitions, future teacher, has done college), and is very nice. we had a nice day. she said she would call me monday and she didnt. so i kinda got nervous thinking she faked liking me the whole day. then i realized my fucking cell didnt work. so i sent her an e mail apologizing. and then she replied somehting like " Hey! its not a big deal, we can do it some other time. dont worry im not mad. have a nice day. we will probably talk again tonight i love you, cya cutie!" note that her "i love you" is more like a strong "i like you", its "je t'adore" in french. the first girl knows about the second girl and kinda looks like she wants to convince me she is a better choice. she claims she fucks 3 times a day or more, sucks, etc. also keep saying she looks better than second girl and so on second girl has no idea about the other girl. we didnt talk about sex at all. but she is ticklish (often a sign) and also has been with a guy for 3.5 years, so i kinda assume she isnt a virgin. the funny part is her bf was a DISABLED guy in a wheelchair, and he CHEATED on her to end the relationship lol. also that girl doesnt smoke. Her apparment was really nice. she plays guitar, likes dancing (yes, during the date we danced in her house with some educationnal youtube videos). she even has rock band lol who do i pick LP ? first girl is probably a lock just have to wait for her to break up second girl might not be a lock but its looking really good

This is where you sleep with the first girl. (Waiting for her to break up is completely optional.) and keep dating/trying to sleep with the second girl. If you get cought you give the poly speech and pray.

first girl wanted to see me tonight. denied cuz im tired and also added cuz talking to second girl
she looks frustrated

second girl randomly asked me
girl:are you attracted to me?
me: hmmm yes
girl: a lot?
me: yea
girl: you love me?
me: huh we only saw each others 4 hours....
me: what about you?
girl: idk. brb

shouldn't have said you were, keep her guessing man

true

5 min later i was like. wtf why did i answer

lol, you suicidial or what? Telling the girl that wants to fuck you that you're at the other girl seems ridiculously bad. And if by talking, you meant on MSN and not actually being at her place - then you're just being stupid. Of COURSE you're not too tired if a horny girl asks you to meet her. You sound like the girl and she sounds like the guy.

Plus, you can be honest but just not tell everything anyway. It's like you're deliberately trying to sabotage your vague chances of getting laid since that's what all this is ultimately about and not finding a girlfriend.

C'mon "man"

muhweli you are a true girl fish if you think telling a girl that you want another girl is suicidal.

girls want guys that they can't tame and that look uninterested because then they feel like they are earning something when you give them attention and it makes fucking them so easy.

think about it from your own shoes, when a girl is willing to give you pussy and you know it it isn't nearly as fun as when you have to earn it a bit and you probably don't even go after the ez one.

and floofy this is how this conversation should have went.

second girl randomly asked me
girl:are you attracted to me?
me: I think you're pretty
girl: I'm pretty? Do you think you like me?
me: I don't really know but from what i've seen so far I think you're great

On September 02 2008 16:27 Muhweli wrote: lol, you suicidial or what? Telling the girl that wants to fuck you that you're at the other girl seems ridiculously bad. And if by talking, you meant on MSN and not actually being at her place - then you're just being stupid. Of COURSE you're not too tired if a horny girl asks you to meet her. You sound like the girl and she sounds like the guy. Plus, you can be honest but just not tell everything anyway. It's like you're deliberately trying to sabotage your vague chances of getting laid since that's what all this is ultimately about and not finding a girlfriend. C'mon "man"

Actually, considering the way the first girls sort of chasing him saying he's with another girl is fine.

ok she admitted she is "attracted to me a lot", but she isnt sure wether or not she loves me, she said she needs time.... -_-

On September 02 2008 09:15 Floofy wrote: we didnt talk about sex at all. but she is ticklish

what is with you and tickling? going for the feet again?

On September 02 2008 16:36 Floofy wrote: ok she admitted she is "attracted to me a lot", but she isnt sure wether or not she loves me, she said she needs time.... -_-

So she's 16 then?

wait wtf, why would u ask her if she loves you? you havent even had pillow talk yet...