Looks or Game? - Page 187

you make me want to throw up

god this is all so fucking disgusting to read after seeing her picture

On September 03 2008 22:21 Yugless wrote: you make me want to throw up

my current gf feels the same way
dont get me wrong i love her very much
but i kinda wish she wasnt such a prude.

anyway - as a man - i enjoy a bit of ass play. the romans ran with it way back in the day, and its the same now. if any guy hasnt done it i urge you to try out a little play on your own cornhole. Its not gay - most porn you watch these days the guys get a bit of ass play. (youll need access to meatmembers and stuff)

but yeh

dont be a sexual nit
LAG it up in the bed.

my current GF rocks ur socks off, actually ill let her live with me for a while to see how it works out and ive been playing around with "the list" meaning the list of new things im going to do to her when she moves in, so a cuple of days ago she said like "it doesnt matter, ask me anything you want and ill do it no matter how twisted it is"... sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet!.

so i assume you went straight for her brown button

I dont know u floofy but im starting to think that u may be gay ._.

On September 03 2008 23:11 byrnesam wrote: so i assume you went straight for her brown button

she hasnt moved in yet, plus she got really sick this week, kidney infection or something, so yesterday she calls me in excrutiating pain asking to go get her to see a doctor but i were playing Diablo2 and i were questing Act 2, so i did the obvious so i kept playing till i finally killed duriel and went to the rescue!.

but back on what u mention, its already been done but in a extreme mutual etilic state which always helps to do new stuff :3

dude floofy go for the 2nd girl.. lemme tell u this story thats kinda far off ur situation but will explain why the 2nd girl is best...

when i was young i couldnt swim at all, i would freak out in pools and just always stay in the shallow end..
so i go to the pool and im hanging out with these really hot girls, and im like 11 or 12 (yea still couldnt swim) anyway they all go to the deep end and r jumping in and look at me and r like "jump in!" and im like nah i dont feel like it..
and there like "dude jump in" and im just thinking like.. fuck these girls r hot as shit and i dont want them thinking im a loser and afraid of deep water and dont know how to swim.. so i just fuckin jumped in.. totally thinking i was just gonna die..

thats why u gotta go for the 2nd girl that hotter and u have alot more to gain.. when she does get on top of u, u will just b like fuck it! gotta pretend i know how to swim!..

other thing is, that sexual tension is normal, it happens to most ppl. Ive had alot of first kisses with alot of diff girls, sometimes its just really easy and things kinda click (especially when ur drunk) and sometimes everything u do just has tension..
after u have run through a few diff girls u will c what i mean, sometimes i just chose not to deal with girls i dont click with right away.. but like this summer i decided to keep hanging out with this girl that brought alot of tension and it worked out rly well when we worked through it all.

I read like the last few pages of this thread and Floofy your problem is you think to damn much
and u def dodge opportunities for w/e reason
but I say hey always trust your gut

so try something else
pick up a sport that requires good hand eye coordination like tennis or better racquetball and get really fucking good at it and play someone else really good at it
at least get good enough that a fun game will work your azz off and not give you much time to think
when the games over and your heading home, things will start to click and fit in perspective for you as you start thinking shitloads again from a fresh start
not only that but your body will get more active and probably be craving sex that before you know it when the opportunity arises you'll just go with the flow

err and by sport I mean something physical
not fucking WII tennis

On September 04 2008 01:23 tloapc wrote: I read like the last few pages of this thread and Floofy your problem is you think to damn much and u def dodge opportunities for w/e reason but I say hey always trust your gut so try something else pick up a sport that requires good hand eye coordination like tennis or better racquetball and get really fucking good at it and play someone else really good at it at least get good enough that a fun game will work your azz off and not give you much time to think when the games over and your heading home, things will start to click and fit in perspective for you as you start thinking shitloads again from a fresh start not only that but your body will get more active and probably be craving sex that before you know it when the opportunity arises you'll just go with the flow

yea the reason floofy has been bad with women all these years is because he doesnt play enough raquetball

Get drunk call first chick gogo. Start doing shots right now.

On September 04 2008 01:30 milkman wrote: Show nested quote + On September 04 2008 01:23 tloapc wrote: I read like the last few pages of this thread and Floofy your problem is you think to damn much and u def dodge opportunities for w/e reason but I say hey always trust your gut so try something else pick up a sport that requires good hand eye coordination like tennis or better racquetball and get really fucking good at it and play someone else really good at it at least get good enough that a fun game will work your azz off and not give you much time to think when the games over and your heading home, things will start to click and fit in perspective for you as you start thinking shitloads again from a fresh start not only that but your body will get more active and probably be craving sex that before you know it when the opportunity arises you'll just go with the flow yea the reason floofy has been bad with women all these years is because he doesnt play enough raquetball

no its because he thinks to damn much

tho hell I dunno I didn't read 185 pages
he could be gay for all I know as I'm not gonna ever read it all either

floofy obv hates racquetball

oh dont get me started as the rofl thread turned into the youtube thread

i watched all three lord of the ring movies today.. it was almost as long as this thread

ah screw it

here's you floofy if your not careful


remember floofy


other pics that remind me of this thread

"The girl was on top of me, touching my dick, kissing my neck and year and moved her face very close to mine. I think I could have kissed her"

FUCKING PRICELESS AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

LOL, btw next time a girl tells you that she will try to give u a boner u pull ur dick out of ur pants and say "ok...go!"