Looks or Game? - Page 194

On September 07 2008 01:35 Royal_Rumble wrote: i am not sure. I think he might be wanting to fuck the fat one. First time sex is way overrated imo, mine was horrible and what i've heard from my life friends around they say the same. So do, get the experience so you don't make a fool out of yourself once you meet a girl who you want to be with. Or get a hooker like someone else said.

agreed

the first time is always awkward, couple that with Floofys social retardation and his issues interacting with a girl. I can pretty much see it as a guarentee hes going to suffer limp dick or shoot his load 7 seconds after his dicks out.

I'm pretty certain that the first sexperience will suck anyway. With all this hype and preparing for it, I'll be surprised if Floofy can even get it up under all the pressure. And skill comes along with practice, it ofc helps if your girl is a dirty whore who can treat you instead of vice versa. It'd be silly to "save yourself" for someone real. It'll be awesome when you manage to get laid by some superhot girl and you have no idea whatsoever on what to do and only have reference from the porn movies you've spent watching instead of doing your fatties.

The same advice keeps coming up over and over again:
* Just do it
* Grow a pair
* Get a whore
* Stop being pathetic
* Stop feeling sorry for yourself

194 pages of the same, let's abandon all hope and have fun instead! We all know all the real advice is in vain anyway.

And YOUTUBE THE VID FFS!!!

youtube the movie you were in
youtube the sex so we can critique your technique.

On September 06 2008 22:19 PokerDoc88 wrote: floofy you're such a fucking loser grow some fucking balls and confidence you spineless piece of shit stop pitying yourself, it's pathetic stand up to me right now and call me a fucking judgemental faggot or something for being such an asshole to you on this forum, ANYTHING to show you've got some self respect and beliefs and confidence in what you want and think. No one is going to feel sorry for you so its time to stop feeling sorry for yourself otherwise you're just going to continue feeling miserable and useless

Don't get too drunk you might sms your ex-girlfriend again...

On September 07 2008 05:32 RonK1337 wrote: Show nested quote + On September 06 2008 22:19 PokerDoc88 wrote: floofy you're such a fucking loser grow some fucking balls and confidence you spineless piece of shit stop pitying yourself, it's pathetic stand up to me right now and call me a fucking judgemental faggot or something for being such an asshole to you on this forum, ANYTHING to show you've got some self respect and beliefs and confidence in what you want and think. No one is going to feel sorry for you so its time to stop feeling sorry for yourself otherwise you're just going to continue feeling miserable and useless Don't get too drunk you might sms your ex-girlfriend again...

hahaha he's still with that girl and is ridiculously whipped :D

i'm glad I sms'd her, idk what point you're trying to make.

On September 07 2008 00:43 milkman wrote: Show nested quote + On September 06 2008 22:52 whamm! wrote: omg floofy with this thread. prolly 50% of worlds population are fucking, going to fuck or are done fucking right now. just go out and get a nice expensive whore. once youre done doing it finally, youll quickly realize how stupid this whole thread is. get some practice with hood rats first before moving up, just like in poker. shooting for high limits will turn you into a relationship degen imo this is stupid advice.. just keep on the track ur on.. stay away from the fat one.. keep meeting girls.. floofy has no confidence because he has no reason to have any.. hes like way way way behind the norm bell curve on this shit, at least he realized he needs advice and shit and u guys just keep failing him.. he doesnt need to act all cockey and retarded about this situation, thats like a nl10 grinder being like "im so fucking great at poker blah blah blah" stay away from the fatty, dont fuck up ur first experience at everything, keep going after the 2nd one, giver her more attention for sure and keep meeting more girls, use ur dating site or w/e and just keep contacting and meeting ppl, nothing is serious between u and any of these girls so there is nothing wrong with seeing a diff one each day untill something pans out.

ohhh the first time is always memorable. pick someone you love, yeah great . im just saying should just get over it and see how sex is just really sex and people who know that will get lots of it.

from the whole damn thread one thing i dont get
how do u guys get to judge another guy if he s ugly or beautiful are most of u rly that literally gay? WTF

On September 07 2008 09:08 Spitfiree wrote: from the whole damn thread one thing i dont get how do u guys get to judge another guy if he s ugly or beautiful are most of u rly that literally gay? WTF

how old are you - 15?

I'm very confident about my sexuality it's not that hard to point out if a guy is handsome or not?

Sure the first time is memorable, but I'm pretty sure that having a good first sex with someone you love > having bad first sex with someone you love. Like you said, sex is just sex and imo it's better to be good at it. You don't need an emotional connection to the other person to bang the living shit out of her. It's been said to make it better, so at least you'll have something to look forward to.

With current pace, do you really think Floofy should actually wait for someone he loves?! LOL. He'll be 60 before his first kiss.

Then again I think you were being sarcastic and I completely leveled myself here.

On September 06 2008 21:36 byrnesam wrote: Show nested quote + On September 06 2008 21:21 Floofy wrote: i didnt talk to judith just stood there amazed at her beauty and didnt even salute her you have exactly 0.00% chance with her if she doesnt know you exist. glad to hear youve replaced your hand shake greeting with a salute. Maybe she'll think youre some kind of military man - tell her you did 4 tours of 'naam.

LOL

btw floofy my hand smells like vag and i have the taste of it in my mouth as i just woke up im just sorta thinking to myself wow what a great world i live in.

/end brag

getting laid is ez listen to milkman he posts good advice

On September 07 2008 10:14 CrownRoyal wrote: btw floofy my hand smells like vag and i have the taste of it in my mouth as i just woke up im just sorta thinking to myself wow what a great world i live in. /end brag getting laid is ez listen to milkman he posts good advice

I take it that your girl either smells very bad or didn't shower before sex - the taste usually fades during sleep anyway and often short after aanewais.

Plus, floofy can get laid, he just isn't getting laid because he's a coward. I mean the girl has tried to have sex with him but he didn't do it ;D Afterall, most guys would have INSTAFUCKED her, no?! Hahah!

dude floofy doesnt have to love the bitch..
hes just WAY better then some rly easy fat girl, eventually he will get all this shit down and b able to meet much better girls and stuff i just dont think he should look back at his first shot and remember some HUUUUGE regret

oh plus what if he fuckin falls for her and stars doing this ( oh i dont care about her looks ) bull shit and ends up with this girl for ever.. thats not a chance i think he should be willing to take.. or we should be willing to advise

cuz it happens... u guys know.. 2 some ppl, it happens.

lol so true milkman, i could see floofy falling in love with her after getting his floofy juice into her mouth ez

god i love this thread so much

its funny cuz during atraction park

i talked to her about my best friend. and shes like.... I KNOW HIM!!!!
she said that guy wouldn't meet her and she tryed to meet him for over a year

anyways today i talked to my friend. he said he was scared of her cuz she looked so god damn weird. he said she was crazy over him for no reasons.

LOL only a clown would think men are unable to see if a man is better looking than other lol, are u so stupid to say that u see no difference between Brad Pitt and Floofy? hahaha.

i dont really think im good at telling whether a guy is "hot" or not

I can usually categorize him as where his stance is socially or pick out really obvious things like being extremely ugly or extremely good looking or whatever but i definitely don't think that i can rate guys successfully at all.

On September 07 2008 12:51 Muhweli wrote: Show nested quote + On September 07 2008 10:14 CrownRoyal wrote: btw floofy my hand smells like vag and i have the taste of it in my mouth as i just woke up im just sorta thinking to myself wow what a great world i live in. /end brag getting laid is ez listen to milkman he posts good advice I take it that your girl either smells very bad or didn't shower before sex - the taste usually fades during sleep anyway and often short after aanewais. Plus, floofy can get laid, he just isn't getting laid because he's a coward. I mean the girl has tried to have sex with him but he didn't do it ;D Afterall, most guys would have INSTAFUCKED her, no?! Hahah!

Well it wasn't exactly "my girl" it was a successful meetup and score with a girl that i sorta knew beforehand. We went out drinking and stuff so i didnt really have much saliva in my mouth to fight off nastyness she def isnt dirty and why would i ask her to take a shower? it doesn't really bother me at all.