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Baalim   Mexico. Sep 15 2008 01:50. Posts 34294 | | |
You are a fucking moron and again get in trouble for not listening to people who have more experience in life and relationships in general.
You are too naive and stupid to realize this girl is fucking her ex-boyfriend... so stupid you ignored the MSN nickname and the fact she said "DUNNO IT MIGHT HAPPEN", you moron, that means IT WILL HAPPEN.
This doesnt mean u cant fuck her, you can fuck her and quite easily, however u will get attached to this trashy girl and you will probably get in deep shit with her boyfriend, plus you are not ready for a relationshiop with this girl with a fucking baby.
Also you didnt answer me, if you have friends IRL, how come you dont go out to bars or something with them and pick up girls there?.
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Baalim   Mexico. Sep 15 2008 01:53. Posts 34294 | | |
| On September 14 2008 15:28 sTrAtO wrote:
this single mom drama isn't as fun as the fat girl that wanted to fuck floofy...
you're fucking 20-21, why would you want to get involved with a single mom other than for sex? you sound like if she tells you to marry her you'll fucking do it in a blink |
Wait until the drug addicted boyfriends come into picture, i guarantee it will be more fun that the fat ugly bitch. |
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sTrAtO   Mexico. Sep 15 2008 02:25. Posts 5882 | | |
lol floofy, its like you're playing KK in a multiway pot, AQJ flop and yet you dont' wanna fucking fold...
for your good, keep meeting girls, or bang the milf and get out, no feeling involved |
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PandaSaurus   Australia. Sep 15 2008 04:48. Posts 1651 | | |
Get out Floofy.
This story only has one ending... Jerry Springer. |
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napalm   Poland. Sep 15 2008 05:02. Posts 171 | | |
he would still have 20% equity in the pot, i dont think he has that much;d |
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Spitfiree   Bulgaria. Sep 15 2008 05:18. Posts 9634 | | |
from what im reading Floofy ur always : " she was sincere this honest that " etc. if u like a girl ( and u obv like this one ) u ll always think she s honest with u which is one of the fucked up things about the girls ... ur wayyyyy too ignorant and im not saying this to insult u but to make u change urself ... and btw WTF was this thing about MSN hahaha srsly waat ? wouldnt u prefer go at her house/go out and talk directly rather than to chat 24/7 waat ? |
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lol 200 pages. Hasnt he committed suicide yet?
If not I think its time to declare defeat against LIFE.
or start banging hookers. |
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qwerty67890   New Zealand. Sep 15 2008 06:22. Posts 14026 | | |
| On September 15 2008 04:20 austrian oak wrote:
lol 200 pages. Hasnt he committed suicide yet?
If not I think its time to declare defeat against LIFE.
or start banging hookers. |
This is basically what hes going for at the moment
Hes picked up a desperate welfare skank who hes going to wine and dine in exchange for sex. She will feed off his desperation, give him a couple of bonks, then toss him aside and go back with her ex-bf, Floofy will hop back into his metallic blue 2005 Honda Acura Coupe, with sports suspension, anti-lock brakes and power steering - and cry.
Then get revenge by blocking her from his MSN - then unblocking her 15 minutes later to see if shes online.
Then he will cry some more and use his tears as lube as he masturbates to a crumpled picture of Karine. |
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Loco   Canada. Sep 15 2008 06:58. Posts 20995 | | |
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Muhweli   Finland. Sep 15 2008 08:17. Posts 10663 | | |
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Oly   United Kingdom. Sep 15 2008 08:29. Posts 3585 | | |
Floofy, just try a big messy night out on ecstasy/mdma once. You will be loved up and happy and fun and confident and can not fail to pull; then you will have confidence with girls and can know the mood in future. I'm serious. Research the risks and stuff on the net if all you know is drugs r bad. It's definitely safer than a whore or one of your current psychos. |
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Baalim   Mexico. Sep 15 2008 09:19. Posts 34294 | | |
| On September 15 2008 07:29 Oly wrote:
Floofy, just try a big messy night out on ecstasy/mdma once. You will be loved up and happy and fun and confident and can not fail to pull; then you will have confidence with girls and can know the mood in future. I'm serious. Research the risks and stuff on the net if all you know is drugs r bad. It's definitely safer than a whore or one of your current psychos. |
this guy hasnt even gotten drunk and hook up with girls and u want him to throw himself at a party with MDMA lol? are u crazy he will bad trip like a mofo. |
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Rhaegar   Bulgaria. Sep 15 2008 13:07. Posts 2586 | | |
| On September 15 2008 01:25 sTrAtO wrote:
lol floofy, its like you're playing KK in a multiway pot, AQJ flop and yet you dont' wanna fucking fold...
for your good, keep meeting girls, or bang the milf and get out, no feeling involved |
For some reason, I think this comparison is more likely to persuade him of the reality of the situation than anything else. :D
Fun topic. I see looks as part of game, so theres not much comparison here. And game is mostly about not having glaring weaknesses imo, not so much as flashing one outstanding quality. So if you really look like a mess - youre fucked. If you look normal - youre cool. |
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sTrAtO   Mexico. Sep 15 2008 13:09. Posts 5882 | | |
| On September 15 2008 05:22 byrnesam wrote:
Floofy will hop back into his metallic blue 2005 Honda Acura Coupe, with sports suspension, anti-lock brakes and power steering - and cry.
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Rhaegar   Bulgaria. Sep 15 2008 13:25. Posts 2586 | | |
| On September 15 2008 07:29 Oly wrote:
Floofy, just try a big messy night out on ecstasy/mdma once. You will be loved up and happy and fun and confident and can not fail to pull; then you will have confidence with girls and can know the mood in future. I'm serious. Research the risks and stuff on the net if all you know is drugs r bad. It's definitely safer than a whore or one of your current psychos. |
I think it was casper who said it: "I believe in better life trough chemistry". QFT lol |
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Kilay   Netherlands. Sep 15 2008 13:32. Posts 1960 | | |
Damn, after 200 freaking pages a basketball still has more life experience with girls than Floofy. That being said, this thread is the best on LP.net, it cracks me up anytime I read it, doesn´t even matter how bad I´d feel, gogogogo 200 more !!! |
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lebowski   Greece. Sep 15 2008 14:15. Posts 9205 | | |
| On September 15 2008 08:19 Baal wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 15 2008 07:29 Oly wrote:
Floofy, just try a big messy night out on ecstasy/mdma once. You will be loved up and happy and fun and confident and can not fail to pull; then you will have confidence with girls and can know the mood in future. I'm serious. Research the risks and stuff on the net if all you know is drugs r bad. It's definitely safer than a whore or one of your current psychos. |
this guy hasnt even gotten drunk and hook up with girls and u want him to throw himself at a party with MDMA lol? are u crazy he will bad trip like a mofo.
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bad tripin on ecstasy would be a total fail,but I'm not sure about anything anymore |
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devon06atX   Canada. Sep 15 2008 14:27. Posts 5460 | | |
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Kilay   Netherlands. Sep 15 2008 15:11. Posts 1960 | | |
Oooh, alcohol has been suggested like 9^2973462838 times, AT LEAST. Still a great suggestion but he ain't listening. Btw, Floffy, you should practice your dancing skills. Having some easy moves on the dancefloor and actually moving to the beat works wonders, chicks absolutely dig it. I mean, I am by no means anything near a dance wonder but over half the people in a club (at least) can't even move slightly to the beat so it's good if you can.
Besides, being good at dancing should make you good at sex or whatever, heard it in some weird documentary on whatever channel. |
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