Looks or Game? - Page 204

I just found out Floofy's problem, it's pretty simple even...

*drums*

He is missing a certain level of testosterone and therefor... can not get horny !!!

I mean, there was some shit about a girl not looking half-ass bad that was straddling him in his car and shit, not sure what it said anymore and he got nervous and pussied out instead of getting horny (like every other guy will if the girl looks at least reasonable) and fuck her brains out. Just combine some testosterone for horniness and beer (I know, again...) for improving your game and you're probably golden !!!

Bad idea ??

Pretty sure that girl looked like something your dog would cough up but w/e.

On September 17 2008 04:31 Twisted wrote: Pretty sure that girl looked like something your dog would cough up but w/e.

not half-ass bad by Floofy standards though...

I think alcohol is a really bad idea for Floofy... He will just end up getting too drunk, he wont be able to get a boner - then his emotions will spill out all over the chick hes with and he will start crying and tell her about all the chicks hes failed with and how he has a 204 page thread on LP - she will freak out and leave, then he'll vomit down his shirt and fall asleep slumped in the corner.

then write a letter to her, talking about how much he loves her and how hurt he is.

On September 17 2008 04:31 Twisted wrote: Pretty sure that girl looked like something your dog would cough up but w/e.

Wow, his standards are really that low, huh ?? Like... crackwhore looking low ??

she looked worse than your average crackwhore IMO

Hmm, then it may not just be the testosterone... maybe just because he hangs out with chicks that would make me puke my gutts out all over myself and make me want to jump off a bridge (as described). I know he ain't good leet skills but still you'd better get the bar up higher than that... or go for an actual hooker but a fine looking one...

By page 204, he shouldn't even have a bar, not to mention lifting it up, lol. If he fails with one of the ugliest monstrosities i've ever seen, I don't see how he could succeed with anything better either!

On September 17 2008 04:29 Kilay wrote: I just found out Floofy's problem, it's pretty simple even... *drums* He is missing a certain level of testosterone and therefor... can not get horny !!! I mean, there was some shit about a girl not looking half-ass bad that was straddling him in his car and shit, not sure what it said anymore and he got nervous and pussied out instead of getting horny (like every other guy will if the girl looks at least reasonable) and fuck her brains out. Just combine some testosterone for horniness and beer (I know, again...) for improving your game and you're probably golden !!! Bad idea ??

i actually had it hard, and i do have an high libido. thats not the problem
she looked like shit

anyways theres some other girl tho. its fucked up a little
shes as ugly as other one, possibly worse

but we want to make some sort of retarded bet, such as she cant put my dick in her mouth completly, or she cant make me cum in under 15 min or something. she she would win "male company" or some retarded shit. loll

but the girl that truly interest me is the 18 yo that i think is cute. didnt meet her yet. saw her on cam and still like her. shes always smiling.
i told her i wish i could hold her in my arms
then ask her if she believes me
she was like, im not sure, ive been toyed around so much

not quite sure why she wouldnt believe me. no sexual talk much at all

On September 17 2008 08:30 Floofy wrote: but we want to make some sort of retarded bet, such as she cant put my dick in her mouth completly, or she cant make me cum in under 15 min or something. she she would win "male company" or some retarded shit. loll

Sounds like an awesome first sexual experience, go for it! 15 minutes? Try 1! Hahah!

On September 17 2008 08:30 Floofy wrote: anyways theres some other girl tho. its fucked up a little shes as ugly as other one, possibly worse but we want to make some sort of retarded bet, such as she cant put my dick in her mouth completly, or she cant make me cum in under 15 min or something. she she would win "male company" or some retarded shit. loll

you'll win that bet easy if she's that ugly

i told her i wish i could hold her in my arms then ask her if she believes me

that's SO FUCKING BAD BEYOND FUCKING IMAGINATION

On September 17 2008 09:25 Fayth wrote: Show nested quote + i told her i wish i could hold her in my arms then ask her if she believes me that's SO FUCKING BAD BEYOND FUCKING IMAGINATION

I fucking love this shit so much

On September 17 2008 09:25 Fayth wrote: Show nested quote + i told her i wish i could hold her in my arms then ask her if she believes me that's SO FUCKING BAD BEYOND FUCKING IMAGINATION

I was about to say that, that's shit cut out for girl movies ugly chicks cry about whenever they are watching them.

Fuck the ugly girls if you can, desperate moves for deseperate situations imo ALL YOU CAN EAT BUDDY !

Etienne:
hahaah
Etienne:
but the girl that truly interest me is the 18 yo that i think is cute. didnt meet her yet. saw her on cam and still like her. shes always smiling.
i told her i wish i could hold her in my arms
then ask her if she believes me
she was like, im not sure, ive been toyed around so much

not quite sure why she wouldnt believe me. no sexual talk much at all
Etienne:
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Don:
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Etienne:
OFMG
Don:
I JUST READ IOT
Don:
LOL
Etienne:
ROFL
Etienne:
HAHAH
Don:
U CANT PUT UR DICK IN MY MOUTH
Don:
LOL
Don:
OH GOD
Don:
OMG
Don:
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Don:
OH GOD
Don:
HOW UGLY IOS THIS GIRL
Don:
HOLY SHIT

saves time

FLOOFCAT

Fuk it. Floffy, i don't know if this whole thread is an absolute joke or not but lemme tell you 1 thing : If you're really shy or get so fucking stuck to some mindless unimportant girls then you really need to think this : Just act like she was a boy and just want to be friend and nothing more. How hard is that ? It's not that girls are gods or something.
You really need to loose it up by a LOT.
Fuk it.