Looks or Game? - Page 207

floofy!! guess what! this decent looking girl just walked into my room. I had a boner. She was going to leave, so she gave me a hug. She then felt my boner, (i was looking at porn) and said "omg, what is that" i said "haha it's embarassing, i was looking at porn". she then said "ohhh what kind" i said "the regular kind???" and we fucked.

sns, ez lyfe.

btw i think i say on page 204 (roflmfao at 207 pgs, this could be a text book for a fucking sex ed class), and i think i saw some chick was straddeling u or something and you were like "no"???

wtf??

just whip it out man.

and ugly shouldn't be an excuse. if she's too ugly, than you shouldn't have been in that situation in the first place. but now that you were, get your dick wet one time.

If u finally get the opportunity to get laid but ur so nervious that u can't ¨finish¨ the deal i can see this thread going to at least 400 pages =/

If u want to get laid with some fat ugly girl why not fuck a super hot looking escort? i dont get it

On September 18 2008 00:06 Baal wrote: If u want to get laid with some fat ugly girl why not fuck a super hot looking escort? i dont get it

this

you're new girl just cried coz she split up with her boyfriend with whom she got together 2 days ago? I think you should start thinking over this. This is like the line "dunno, might happen that i go back with balou"

Reading a conversation between some chick and Floofy makes me cringe so much its like watching a video of a man castrating himself.

floofy the predator lolol

On September 18 2008 04:36 byrnesam wrote: Reading a conversation between some chick and Floofy makes me cringe so much its like watching a video of a man castrating himself.

You won't do it.

Myup, Floofy could be giving lessons in verbal self-castration.

fuck spiderman

On September 18 2008 06:47 HeRoS)eNGagE wrote: fuck spiderman

QFT... go to her house and snap ask "we are not going anywhere, but, wanna fuck?" that way she won't think you were a standard psycho rapist she met on the internetz

On September 17 2008 21:13 Narious wrote: Floofy, I think you should sell your story as a movie. This easily trumps American Pie in the teen coming of age comedy department.

this is the best thread i've ever read. By far.

Floofy are you going to tickle her feet?

i wonder if any of this has been cross posted on other forums yet

what am i saying, im sure thehuhu has posted it on like 5 forums

On September 18 2008 14:13 Yugless wrote: what am i saying, im sure thehuhu has posted it on like 5 forums

pretending to be floofy asking for advice?

just saw marie
fucking disaster
she invited me saying she would get close to me, maybe evn kiss, etc
well
NOTHING
no massage, no tickle, no arm wrestling. NOTHING

the fucking bitch even said once while were tlaking "U know, when a guy don't interest me. its really obvious. when im interested he knows it"

ok the positive side is her grand mother did a nice diner for me and she was nice

On September 18 2008 16:24 Floofy wrote: no tickle, no arm wrestling. NOTHING

Are these your turn-ons ?

On September 18 2008 16:24 Floofy wrote: ok the positive side is her grand mother did a nice diner for me and she was nice

Nanna is obviously into you, she probably wont know how to use msn though so you will have to resort to writing letters full of crude sexual inuendos and declarations of love.

jesus wtf? floofy, u need to work on ur game so much, don't try to arm wrestle a chick. Try to wrestle HER not her fuckin arm. wtf? tickling someones foot might turn u on, but not other people

On September 18 2008 14:13 Yugless wrote: what am i saying, im sure thehuhu has posted it on like 5 forums

<3 hero

so the girl was not on msn and felt depressed
i went on my dating web site and.... i SAW HER ONLINE

so i go ape shit and ask some fatty to add her to msn for me
obv shes online

she ask for me why the fuck she blocks me and shes like
"oh i didnt block him"

2 min later shes connected

she whines she dont like guys who " spy on her" or something and she didnt think i was that way

i explain her all this and shes like. oh im going away, think about of this. and shes offline

fuck this retarded bitch

im gonna go for the ugly hopefully she wont make fun of me