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CrownRoyal   United States. Sep 22 2008 00:48. Posts 11386 | | |
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eightfourO   United States. Sep 22 2008 02:14. Posts 820 | | |
lol i just softcore rofl'd b/c my roommate is asleep.
this thread is going into snowball mode. a week ago it was at 200 pages and now it's already at 213...thats like 250 posts in 7 days hahaha |
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Muhweli   Finland. Sep 22 2008 02:36. Posts 10663 | | |
| On September 21 2008 22:49 Floofy wrote:
i was telling my friend (girl)
oh i think ill still meet her and hope for something
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Karine?!
Sounds like your girls are using their ex's as an exit strategy.
You need to work harder to impress - that just means their ex was better! |
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sTrAtO   Mexico. Sep 22 2008 02:37. Posts 5882 | | |
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-Karla:Mira, tu película! -Yo: cuál? -Karla: Big Fish! jaja | |
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Spitfiree   Bulgaria. Sep 22 2008 02:45. Posts 9634 | | |
floofy as i already said stop making excuses and stop acting like ur 14 years old junior in high school wtf |
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Meat   . Sep 22 2008 06:27. Posts 3385 | | |
Maybe stop trying to get laid so badly and just have fun and be friends with some women. you might realize they are not a completely different species and you can just have fun with them (well some of them ) .
Really, i dont think you respect women at all from reading some of these pages |
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PokerDoc88   Australia. Sep 22 2008 07:07. Posts 3527 | | |
| On September 22 2008 05:27 Liquid`Meat wrote:
Maybe stop trying to get laid so badly and just have fun and be friends with some women. you might realize they are not a completely different species and you can just have fun with them (well some of them ) .
Really, i dont think you respect women at all from reading some of these pages |
i said this like 10 posts ago lol, and i've said it on at least 2 previous occasions throughout this gargantuan thread, and many others have said it too
other things that've been contsantly mentioned and ignored have been hiring a hooker (ie. admitting to yourself that you don't really give a shit about the girl, u just want sex) or going out drinking with friends
FLOOFY! ATTENTION ALL FLOOFYS! WHAT IM SAYING WILL NOT GO THROUGH TO YOU! BECAUSE YOU DONT LISTEN! THIS WILL BE IGNORED! LOL!!! |
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Kilay   Netherlands. Sep 22 2008 07:39. Posts 1960 | | |
| On September 22 2008 06:07 PokerDoc88 wrote:
FLOOFY! ATTENTION ALL FLOOFYS! WHAT IM SAYING WILL NOT GO THROUGH TO YOU! BECAUSE YOU DONT LISTEN! THIS WILL BE IGNORED! LOL!!! |
Shit, how many more Floofy's are there ?!?! |
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Muhweli   Finland. Sep 22 2008 07:44. Posts 10663 | | |
Hmmn, we might be able to find out if we put up a site Floofys Anonymous. |
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PandaSaurus   Australia. Sep 22 2008 08:44. Posts 1651 | | |
You need to stop obsessing so much Floofy.
Sex is good and all, but it isn't the be all and end all of life. If you're really so desperate just get a hooker. |
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Muhweli   Finland. Sep 24 2008 03:02. Posts 10663 | | |
Updates!! Do not let a good thing die!
Then again, I've been playing better ever since the updates stopped coming. This thread tilts me! Beware people, your ds might be caused by Looks or Game! |
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PandaSaurus   Australia. Sep 24 2008 03:15. Posts 1651 | | |
Floofy, I found the key to your future success:
+ Show Spoiler +
A Syrian-born airline pilot allegedly tricked a schoolteacher from Haverfordwest into having sex with him by pretending he had to administer ointment on the end of his penis, a jury heard yesterday (Tuesday).
Fadi Sbano, 38, even pretended to know a gynaecologist who advised him on how often to have intercourse with her and whether to thrust "slowly or quickly". And, on the "doctor's advice", he kept a clock on the bedside table to time the sessions.
The teacher put up with the treatment for nine months before telling her doctor.
Huw Rees, prosecuting, told Swansea crown court: "The allegations here are of rape by deception."
Mr Rees said the pair met while Sbano was based at Gatwick and the teacher was working nearby.
In November, 2000, she discovered a rash of white spots and feared that typhoid, which she contracted on holiday some years before, had returned.
Sbano claimed he was in talks with a gynaecologist who was anxious for a certain cream to be applied, the prosecutor said.
"He (Sbano) suggested he would apply the cream to his penis and apply it inside her.
Mr Rees said the woman found the sessions "Clinical, not at all erotic". She consented only because she believed it was a proper treatment.
"When the insertions took place, and depending on the instructions of his friend, he would thrust slowly or quickly for anything from one to ten minutes,"
Her doctor told her to find out the identity of Sbano's gynaecologist friend but he "became evasive and never gave his name" beyond the word "Ibby".
"It began to dawn on her that he had devised this treatment in order to have sex with her on his terms."
Mr Rees said "Ibby" was traced but said he knew nothing about the treatment.
Sbano was arrested at Heathrow while attending a pilots' training facility.
He claimed the woman had invented the entire story about the "treatment".
Sbano, from Harrow, London, denies nine charges of rape and 11 or obtaining money by deception.
The trial continues.
Gogo, it can't fail any harder than the other stuff you've tried.
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Kilay   Netherlands. Sep 24 2008 03:17. Posts 1960 | | |
Nah, this thread brings me just too much joy, I say more updates and do it fast because I am running out of content to laugh here, we need you, Floofy, to make yourself look like an idiot on the internet like we are used to !!! This is a great service to the rest of LP.net !!! |
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Yaffie   United Kingdom. Sep 24 2008 04:29. Posts 672 | | |
| On September 24 2008 02:15 PandaSaurus wrote:
Sbano, from Harrow, London, denies nine charges of rape and 11 or obtaining money by deception. |
woo that's where i'm from |
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Muhweli   Finland. Sep 24 2008 04:53. Posts 10663 | | |
| On September 24 2008 03:29 Yaffie wrote:
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On September 24 2008 02:15 PandaSaurus wrote:
Sbano, from Harrow, London, denies nine charges of rape and 11 or obtaining money by deception. |
woo that's where i'm from
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Maybe there's hope for you afterall then, eh?
Gotta say, the woman must've been slightly dumb too. However, this is the most subtle rape I've heard of. |
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lebowski   Greece. Sep 24 2008 05:07. Posts 9205 | | |
| On September 24 2008 03:53 Muhweli wrote:
Gotta say, the woman must've been slightly dumb too. However, this is the most subtle rape I've heard of. |
Dumb? why? It's common sense, if you think you have a medical situation like typhoid the first thing you do is allow a pilot to treat you internally with ointment on his penis.Asking a doctor weeks later is good too. |
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new shit has come to light... a-and... shit! man... | |
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Kilay   Netherlands. Sep 24 2008 06:47. Posts 1960 | | |
| On September 24 2008 04:07 lebowski wrote:
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On September 24 2008 03:53 Muhweli wrote:
Gotta say, the woman must've been slightly dumb too. However, this is the most subtle rape I've heard of. |
Dumb? why? It's common sense, if you think you have a medical situation like typhoid the first thing you do is allow a pilot to treat you internally with ointment on his penis.Asking a doctor weeks later is good too.
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latigra   . Sep 24 2008 07:53. Posts 257 | | |
| On September 24 2008 04:07 lebowski wrote:
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On September 24 2008 03:53 Muhweli wrote:
Gotta say, the woman must've been slightly dumb too. However, this is the most subtle rape I've heard of. |
Dumb? why? It's common sense, if you think you have a medical situation like typhoid the first thing you do is allow a pilot to treat you internally with ointment on his penis.Asking a doctor weeks later is good too.
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9 months
but ya, lol |
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Muhweli   Finland. Sep 24 2008 14:59. Posts 10663 | | |
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