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qwerty67890   New Zealand. Oct 29 2008 05:06. Posts 14026

HAHAHAHAHA

This thread is set to permanent delivery.


Liofle   Bulgaria. Oct 29 2008 07:24. Posts 274

Dude, u shoulda blocked that girl in the moment of seeing her, OK? At least, look at her arms. That left arm suggest a big butt! I hate big butts, and so should you! Be a man, look for the small easy-penetration kind of butts, k?


Floofy   Canada. Oct 29 2008 09:25. Posts 8708


  On October 29 2008 03:40 PandaSaurus wrote:
I don't know what's worse; you taking some guy's socks, or him just standign there taking it.



he did absolutly nothing other than basicelly do nothing

then the girls like.... hey why dont you go get him back his socks or hes gonna do nothing rest of evening....



oh and about the girl she wasnt fat...

james9994: make note dont play against floofy, ;( 

qwerty67890   New Zealand. Oct 29 2008 09:35. Posts 14026


  On October 29 2008 08:25 Floofy wrote:
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he did absolutly nothing other than basicelly do nothing

then the girls like.... hey why dont you go get him back his socks or hes gonna do nothing rest of evening....



oh and about the girl she wasnt fat...


how did you "fuck up his shoes"
Did you step on his jays?

Also what could you possibly do to someones shoes in a nightclub - where wearing socks is a better alternative?


Royal_Rumble   Germany. Oct 29 2008 10:08. Posts 1760

floofy you are a fucking asshole. I hope your first sexual experience will be a huge nigger shoving his dick up your ass.

money won is twice as sweet as money earned.  

EvilSky    Czech Republic. Oct 29 2008 10:15. Posts 8918

why did it occur to you it would be a good idea to throw them ? Im sure he didnt do anything cuz he was kinda shocked and not used to such a bizarre situation.


Muhweli   Finland. Oct 29 2008 12:21. Posts 10663


  On October 29 2008 09:08 Royal_Rumble wrote:
floofy you are a fucking asshole. I hope your first sexual experience will be a huge nigger shoving his dick up your ass.



Yeah, I think nobody really considered him being an asshole when he was so pathetic. Maybe it's the pathetic+asshole combo that's making it so difficult for him and not either of them individiually.

Floofy says: my dick is easily bigger than 90% of guys i checked it on the net | Floofy says: i im also doing movements  

GirlsRVicious   United States. Oct 29 2008 12:28. Posts 1094

You guys are dicks sounds fucking hilarious to me

LOL Live Pokerz 

Baalim   Mexico. Oct 29 2008 13:23. Posts 34294

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Floofy   Canada. Oct 29 2008 14:09. Posts 8708


  On October 29 2008 08:35 byrnesam wrote:
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how did you "fuck up his shoes"
Did you step on his jays?

Also what could you possibly do to someones shoes in a nightclub - where wearing socks is a better alternative?



im not sure how to say this in english but hmmm

i did a bunch of very tight "ties" which took him quite a long time to undo lolll. did like 7 of them.

james9994: make note dont play against floofy, ;( 

rS.Wisdom[9]   United States. Oct 29 2008 14:35. Posts 1288


  On October 29 2008 13:09 Floofy wrote:
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im not sure how to say this in english but hmmm

i did a bunch of very tight "ties" which took him quite a long time to undo lolll. did like 7 of them.



lol thats great. so you bent over and knotted up his laces, making his shoes 'fucked up?' i was hoping you ripped them off his feet and started chewing them or something.


PowerOfDreams   Belgium. Oct 29 2008 14:51. Posts 57


  On October 29 2008 13:09 Floofy wrote:
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im not sure how to say this in english but hmmm

i did a bunch of very tight "ties" which took him quite a long time to undo lolll. did like 7 of them.



O M F G it's like you're 15 or something


boblion   Andorra. Oct 29 2008 15:16. Posts 354

Floofy you are so funny. Don't stop to post your stories

I worship variance but she is a bitch. 

tomson    Poland. Oct 29 2008 15:42. Posts 1982


  On October 28 2008 14:13 Floofy wrote:
we went to some bar i fucked up his shoes, so he removed them and them i took his socks and threw them on dance floor



  On October 29 2008 13:09 Floofy wrote:
im not sure how to say this in english but hmmm

i did a bunch of very tight "ties" which took him quite a long time to undo lolll. did like 7 of them.


You're the man now, dog.

Peace of mind cant be bought.Last edit: 29/10/2008 15:43

Spitfiree   Bulgaria. Oct 29 2008 15:58. Posts 9634

OMFG I ALMOST STARTED CRYING COZ OF LAUGH hAhahahahaha no nonon this is thread is the funniest shit i've ever read in my entire life seriously
Floofy u should connect all 230 pages and make a book it ll become biggest Best Seller ever.Doing all teh sick stuff like tieing his shoes at the bar WTF DUDE i used to do this when i was 5th grade then it was actually funny ... if u pull a shit like this to any normal guy in a bar whos even ur friend he should at least hit u once .. make u realise what ur doing
honestly stop wasting ur time get a hooker already or stop being a pussy (which i dont know how will happen)


brambolius   Netherlands. Oct 29 2008 18:12. Posts 1708


  On October 29 2008 14:58 Spitfiree wrote:
OMFG I ALMOST STARTED CRYING COZ OF LAUGH hAhahahahaha no nonon this is thread is the funniest shit i've ever read in my entire life seriously
Floofy u should connect all 230 pages and make a book it ll become biggest Best Seller ever.Doing all teh sick stuff like tieing his shoes at the bar WTF DUDE i used to do this when i was 5th grade then it was actually funny ... if u pull a shit like this to any normal guy in a bar whos even ur friend he should at least hit u once .. make u realise what ur doing
honestly stop wasting ur time get a hooker already or stop being a pussy (which i dont know how will happen)



loltilt

on another note, this thread actualy starting to deliver for me, i couldn't be happier lol.

Heat......EXTEND 

Ket    United Kingdom. Oct 29 2008 18:21. Posts 8665


  On October 28 2008 16:03 Yugless wrote:
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  On October 28 2008 14:13 Floofy wrote:
we went to some bar i fucked up his shoes, so he removed them and them i took his socks and threw them on dance floor

girl thought it was funny but he didnt like it...

come on if he had a BABY with THIS GIRL you can imagine its not hard to out alpha him


of all the pathetic things you have said and done this has to be the MOST HILARIOUS THING I HAVE EVER SEEN AHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHHH THREAD DELIVERS LOLLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

 Last edit: 29/10/2008 18:22

Ket    United Kingdom. Oct 29 2008 18:21. Posts 8665


  On October 29 2008 12:23 Baal wrote:
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<3


Ket    United Kingdom. Oct 29 2008 18:24. Posts 8665

i mustve missed a lot of goldmines in this thread, can someone kindly point me to the highlights?


milkman   United States. Oct 29 2008 18:29. Posts 5719


  On October 29 2008 17:24 Ket wrote:
i mustve missed a lot of goldmines in this thread, can someone kindly point me to the highlights?



i would try but it would be way 2 hard.. i think ur gonna have to read the whole thing like everyone else... i think it took clay like 4 hours when it was 150 pages... considering your win rate, this thread could cost u alot..

a tip, if u wanna quickly get like 50% of the funny stuff, load all the pages up and look for funny photoshopped pics..

Its hard to make a easy buck legally, its impossible to make a easy buck morally. 

 
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