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| On November 01 2008 02:48 Narious wrote:
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On November 01 2008 02:33 Floofy wrote:
that brunnette is wayyyyyyy mega hotter than those blondes.
Anyway tonight i meet a girl but im kinda hesitating to post the story... this actually could work.
hell if i wasnt such an idiot i could have made out i guess
ill just tell you guys ONE PART of the evening
we were taking pics of us (and as pathetic as it is, we took like 50 of em and they were all so bad lol). so obviously she was using this as an excuse to get close near me.
but at some point she insisted to "JUMP IN MY ARMS" while taking the pic. that was def funny but, the pic looked like we were fucking
so then shes like, yo lets do a pic where im blowing you....
and we did it lol
i have the pic |
Wait wait wait, Actually blowing you or pretending to blow you?
if you mean actually than congratulations Floofy! Thats fucking awesome and about time.
If you mean pretending still a good sign! next time for real!
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| On November 01 2008 02:33 Floofy wrote:
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hell if i wasnt such an idiot i could have made out i guess
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so then shes like, yo lets do a pic where im blowing you....
and we did it lol
i have the pic |
just stating the obvious |
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qwerty67890   New Zealand. Nov 01 2008 07:24. Posts 14026 | | |
| On November 01 2008 02:53 pushing4anal wrote:
POST THE PIC! |
RIGHT NOW |
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Muhweli   Finland. Nov 01 2008 08:13. Posts 10663 | | |
Now getting first bj before first kiss would be epic. I don't see how you fail to have sex from that point tho, so did you actually follow up by epic fail. You should elaborate more.
And post pictures ffs. |
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Floofy says: my dick is easily bigger than 90% of guys i checked it on the net | Floofy says: i im also doing movements | |
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EvilSky   Czech Republic. Nov 01 2008 08:53. Posts 8918 | | |
Floofy please tell me you fucked her or Im gonna go on sick tilt! |
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Shenny   Canada. Nov 01 2008 09:26. Posts 1514 | | |
omg you made a porno didnt you? |
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eightfourO   United States. Nov 01 2008 11:12. Posts 820 | | |
| On November 01 2008 08:26 Shenny wrote:
omg you made a porno didnt you? |
god i wish i knew how to photoshop... |
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brambolius   Netherlands. Nov 01 2008 11:13. Posts 1708 | | |
| On November 01 2008 02:33 Floofy wrote:
that brunnette is wayyyyyyy mega hotter than those blondes.
Anyway tonight i meet a girl but im kinda hesitating to post the story... this actually could work.
hell if i wasnt such an idiot i could have made out i guess
ill just tell you guys ONE PART of the evening
we were taking pics of us (and as pathetic as it is, we took like 50 of em and they were all so bad lol). so obviously she was using this as an excuse to get close near me.
but at some point she insisted to "JUMP IN MY ARMS" while taking the pic. that was def funny but, the pic looked like we were fucking
so then shes like, yo lets do a pic where im blowing you....
and we did it lol
i have the pic |
i would say pics or it didn't happen but instead i'll just ask to stop posting here for ur own good lol |
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PokerDoc88   Australia. Nov 01 2008 11:16. Posts 3527 | | |
| On November 01 2008 10:13 brambolius wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 01 2008 02:33 Floofy wrote:
that brunnette is wayyyyyyy mega hotter than those blondes.
Anyway tonight i meet a girl but im kinda hesitating to post the story... this actually could work.
hell if i wasnt such an idiot i could have made out i guess
ill just tell you guys ONE PART of the evening
we were taking pics of us (and as pathetic as it is, we took like 50 of em and they were all so bad lol). so obviously she was using this as an excuse to get close near me.
but at some point she insisted to "JUMP IN MY ARMS" while taking the pic. that was def funny but, the pic looked like we were fucking
so then shes like, yo lets do a pic where im blowing you....
and we did it lol
i have the pic |
i would say pics or it didn't happen but instead i'll just ask to stop posting here for ur own good lol
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floofy owes us pics, we've put up with this crap and tried to help since early february. |
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Karma   Australia. Nov 01 2008 11:43. Posts 3538 | | |
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Floofy   Canada. Nov 01 2008 12:19. Posts 8708 | | |
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james9994: make note dont play against floofy, ;( | Last edit: 02/11/2008 16:02 |
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Muhweli   Finland. Nov 01 2008 12:31. Posts 10663 | | |
| On November 01 2008 11:19 Floofy wrote:
no not a real blowjob
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You know, doing that kinda shit SHOULD create some sexual tension between you and I'm really amazed that you didn't even manage to kiss her, wtf?
How does a girl pretending to blow you not end up blowing you.
| but i think any1 with any skills could have gotten something
we were drinking tho (her idea yea...) |
I think you need skill to not get anything.
| kinoing a lot (yea she was initiating) |
a) And still failed to make out?
b) Not a surprise, since when have you initiated anything but feet related touching? |
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gawdawaful   Canada. Nov 01 2008 14:49. Posts 9012 | | |
whats kinoing?
and 84o how did you fail with the 15% if shes passed out?
and yah that girl is so much hotter than the other two |
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Sheitan   Canada. Nov 01 2008 14:56. Posts 4217 | | |
So you had a drunk girl saying "let's pretend im blowing you and take a pic" and yet you manage to not end up fucking her ? WTF IS YOUR FUCKING PROBLEM ARE YOU GAY ? |
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Jedeye   United Kingdom. Nov 01 2008 15:15. Posts 188 | | |
| On November 01 2008 13:56 Sheitan wrote:
So you had a drunk girl saying "let's pretend im blowing you and take a pic" and yet you manage to not end up fucking her ? WTF IS YOUR FUCKING PROBLEM ARE YOU GAY ? |
LMFAO. one day this thread will be made into a film starring...
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morph1   Sierra Leone. Nov 01 2008 15:31. Posts 2352 | | |
that guy totally look like jimmy's brother |
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Floofy   Canada. Nov 01 2008 15:50. Posts 8708 | | |
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james9994: make note dont play against floofy, ;( | Last edit: 02/11/2008 16:19 |
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this is floofy's thread, other guy, get the fuck out of here! |
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Floofy   Canada. Nov 01 2008 16:15. Posts 8708 | | |
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james9994: make note dont play against floofy, ;( | Last edit: 02/11/2008 16:04 |
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Shenny   Canada. Nov 01 2008 16:36. Posts 1514 | | |
This is awesome.
Tell her you've been sent back through time, to change the future, for one lucky lady. |
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Kilay   Netherlands. Nov 01 2008 17:32. Posts 1960 | | |
| On November 01 2008 15:15 Floofy wrote:
btw the girl knew im virgin (for some reasons she had no real interest before knowing this and she went crazy once she knew about it.... wanted to call me, then meet me, etc)
so i proceded to explain to her that i had meet several girls and didnt fuck any
shes like "geez man, i admire you. you didnt fuck all those girls, yet you surely have needs!"
then im like... well.... theres only the fatty i coulda done lolll
she didnt seem to understand lol |
She is obviously hunting for virgins, that's so sick (at least, if she's any hot) and yeah, how did you NOT fuck her or at least get a blowjob out of it with all the pics and shit. I 100% agree with Muhwelli, you need skill NOT to get anything out of it from that point. |
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