Looks or Game? - Page 238

im fucking depressed its like rly impossible right now

im doing like milkman said, meet a girl every week or something and it aint working
jesus this girl did pics where she jumped in my arms, that one pic, always held close to me, seemed interested

she said shit like "geez i hope your GPS dont talk during our first kiss". bunch of shit like this.

LOLOLOL EPIC PIC !!!!

loool your facial expression is so awesome

it's like YEAH BABY I'M DOING THIS ZOMG

ahahahaha

aaaaaawesome

"the fucking bitch said she prefers her dildo to me
sick life"

Thats what we call a girl testing your sense of self-secureness and confidence you fucking idiot.

Fail.

I think its better:

Girl: I prefer my dildo to u
u: O really? give me 10 minuts and i´ll change ur mind ;D

Than:

Girl: I prefer my dildo to u
u: oh... well... * start crying *

On November 03 2008 22:32 Floofy wrote: idk i feel bad posting that kind of pic on a internet forum when she clearly told me not to.... imagine this girl would actually be the one? and in 5 years we had babies and shit if she found out about the thread she would probably be shocked but woudlnt breask up for it but if she found out i posted that pic... geez...

1) Dude first off you should never talk about LP w/ anyone IRL. This is the internet. The only member that you could talk to about this is people that you know personally.
2) You NEVER think that a girl is "the one". There is no such thing as "the one" until you have been married to her for 5 years. Until then, she is nothing to you, and you can leave her and find someone new and better any time you want.
3)How would she find out about this thread? You seriously think she will navigate to liquidpoker.net anytime during her life? and hopefully even if she was "the one" and you taught her how to play online poker and she joins this site, this thread will be dead by then. I hope. however i doubt it.
4)grow a pair.


4 = most important advice imo.

She might type Floofy in a search engine if he uses this name elsewhere

Loltastic pic :D

On November 05 2008 20:05 Guillaume wrote: I think its better: Girl: I prefer my dildo to u u: O really? give me 10 minuts and i´ll change ur mind ;D Than: Girl: I prefer my dildo to u u: oh... well... * start crying *

nah lame response.. a better one would be

Girl: i prefer my dildo to u
you: well i cant compete with a 10incher black veiny monster... but hey at least ur pussy wouldnt smell like plastic afterwards.

well her dildo has more experience

LOL fayth

On November 05 2008 20:22 Fayth wrote: well her dildo has more experience

I u think u can´t compete against a 20$ piece of plastic then u should buy one for urself 8)

hang in there floofy!!

OMG i just cant believe it jajajaja

On November 05 2008 20:21 Baal wrote: Show nested quote + On November 05 2008 20:05 Guillaume wrote: I think its better: Girl: I prefer my dildo to u u: O really? give me 10 minuts and i´ll change ur mind ;D Than: Girl: I prefer my dildo to u u: oh... well... * start crying * nah lame response.. a better one would be Girl: i prefer my dildo to u you: well i cant compete with a 10incher black veiny monster... but hey at least ur pussy wouldnt smell like plastic afterwards.

I think a "Thats nice dear" is pretty standard.

LOL THE GIRL SAID FLOOFY WAS A MAGICARP (POKEMON) LOL.

... I think I like this girl.

I think she just wanted to humilate floofy and crush whats left of his self esteem.

Think about it. Finds out hes a virgin/insecure and is suddenly super interested.

Feins being very interested/fake BJs him.

Tells him she likes her dildo better and he's a pokemon.


Please PM me her MSN, Floofy.

Yes i think somebody has to fuck that bitch and make her respect our floofy!!!