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brambolius   Netherlands. Nov 08 2008 13:13. Posts 1708

would you state your age here floofer, just for the record?

not going for burn just interested

Heat......EXTEND 

Spitfiree   Bulgaria. Nov 08 2008 14:09. Posts 9634

and if u r anything above 19 u fail big time so lie to us if u have to


Guillaume   Peru. Nov 08 2008 14:18. Posts 272

I think making out with the 16yo its better than nothing =D.

Idiocy: Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups. 

Highcard   Canada. Nov 08 2008 15:19. Posts 5428


  On November 08 2008 11:06 Floofy wrote:
its some french games called "truth or consequence" she wants to play and i was like, hey how about the choices i give you are something like
#1 blowjob
#2 fuck
#3 make out
can i do this?
shes like yea sure but im picking #3



This is where you complete misunderstanding of girls is....most girls are like a ladder and you can't skip too many steps before getting to sex. Making out with her is like so close to convincing her to give you head or you fool around or get to sex that same night. But something says you will have no idea how to turn her on when making out to get her into the right mood, that may be the only problem. If you manage to not creep her out while making out I think that is probably all you should hope for at this point.

I have learned from poker that being at the table is not a grind, the grind is living and poker is how I pass the time 

Muhweli   Finland. Nov 08 2008 16:48. Posts 10663

Jesus christ, you make me wanna cry.

And what's with the bet games? You realize that making having sex into some sort of bet - for whatever it is - kinda could make her feel like a hoe, lulz.

Why don't you just go the conventional way:
1. Kiss her
2. Turn her on
3. Have sex

I mean why do you have to try to overcomplicate such simple matters. You're not going anywhere because you don't have balls to try. NOW GET A GRIP YOU STUPID FUCKER!

Floofy says: my dick is easily bigger than 90% of guys i checked it on the net | Floofy says: i im also doing movements  

Baalim   Mexico. Nov 08 2008 22:19. Posts 34294

btw usually the younger the are, the more reluctant they are about having sex for obvious reasons, date a 29yo and its insta sex yo.

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PokerDoc88   Australia. Nov 09 2008 00:37. Posts 3527

plz everyone stop posting advice, it makes you look stupid


John McCain   United States. Nov 09 2008 00:56. Posts 6

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Jedeye   United Kingdom. Nov 10 2008 13:20. Posts 188


  On November 08 2008 15:48 Muhweli wrote:
Jesus christ, you make me wanna cry.

And what's with the bet games? You realize that making having sex into some sort of bet - for whatever it is - kinda could make her feel like a hoe, lulz.

Why don't you just go the conventional way:
1. Kiss her
2. Turn her on
3. Have sex

I mean why do you have to try to overcomplicate such simple matters. You're not going anywhere because you don't have balls to try. NOW GET A GRIP YOU STUPID FUCKER!



man that sounds like a lot of work.


GirlsRVicious   United States. Nov 10 2008 16:38. Posts 1094

First of all you have to start somewhere so 16 is irrelevant. Second floofy transport being aggro from the felt to real life. Always stay one step ahead of these bitches game. Third make it rain......on her face.

LOL Live Pokerz 

qwerty67890   New Zealand. Nov 10 2008 17:36. Posts 14026

Every girls dream...

 Last edit: 10/11/2008 17:38

Erick99   Sweden. Nov 10 2008 17:59. Posts 34

What is wrong with that dog? Like the head is 2/3 of its bodyweight.
Well, what does it matter when floofy is so god damn sexy.


k4ir0s   Canada. Nov 10 2008 18:03. Posts 3478


  On November 08 2008 13:09 Spitfiree wrote:
and if u r anything above 19 u fail big time so lie to us if u have to



I think he's 21 or 22, am i right? thats fucking sick, you'd be basically going after a 16 year old just to lose your virginity...thats wrong, 16 year old girls dont know shit, stop taking advantage of them.

and ur also going after a 15y/o girl over the internet, and waiting until she's 16 to fuck her? wow thats pathetic...pedo alert

I dont know what a dt drop is. Is it a wrestling move? -Oly 

SakiSaki    Sweden. Nov 10 2008 18:21. Posts 9687

hahahhahah byrnesam always delivers!

what wackass site is this nigga?  

Baalim   Mexico. Nov 10 2008 18:22. Posts 34294


  On November 10 2008 16:36 byrnesam wrote:
Every girls dream...




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igor2000   United States. Nov 10 2008 18:41. Posts 27

floofy try cutting your hair extremely short. you're not bad looking at all in that dog picture, have good bone structure and proportional face....dude just get some game lol


eightfourO   United States. Nov 10 2008 20:29. Posts 820

yeah floofy you kind of look like younger, slightly uglier, more square of a face, somewhat straight version of Daniel Craig.
*edit
kind of...
*edit
after seeing the pic w/ the dog...about the same amount of gay.

I am a god damn Rootin Tootin Shootin Cowboy!!Last edit: 10/11/2008 20:30

kantoiki   Australia. Nov 10 2008 20:58. Posts 3818


  On November 08 2008 23:37 PokerDoc88 wrote:
plz everyone stop posting advice, it makes you look stupid




muckv - i have an iq of 180 and i want someone to teach me how to take a shit IN the toilet. 

Tien   Canada. Nov 10 2008 21:22. Posts 1605

ooops.

Only one life to liveLast edit: 10/11/2008 21:23

Floofy   Canada. Nov 10 2008 21:28. Posts 8708

hehhh that dog picture is fucking old

james9994: make note dont play against floofy, ;( 

 
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