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Floofy   Canada. Nov 12 2008 12:58. Posts 8708

james9994: make note dont play against floofy, ;(Last edit: 12/11/2008 12:58

BLo01   Canada. Nov 12 2008 13:10. Posts 298

Thanks for the laugh


Python817   Canada. Nov 12 2008 13:28. Posts 2733


  On November 12 2008 10:32 Floofy wrote:
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this is smart BUT

the thing is i expect first girl to take maybe a good 2 week before sex

but second girl i expect her to nearly jump me (the way she talks) if shes still attratred to me

so if i meet second girl and sex her well then ill kind have to reject first girl.


you waited this long 2 weeks ain't gonna kill you


Floofy   Canada. Nov 12 2008 14:11. Posts 8708


  On November 12 2008 11:40 Loco wrote:






why r u posting a super old ugly pic of me?
i wasnt criticising their looks i only stated first girl looks better

james9994: make note dont play against floofy, ;( 

Floofy   Canada. Nov 12 2008 14:29. Posts 8708

seriously whats your point?
because i used to be ugly i should just take whatever i can whitout checking out if my other option was better?

james9994: make note dont play against floofy, ;( 

Highcard   Canada. Nov 12 2008 14:41. Posts 5428

he is saying that you need to fuck anything that is willing to fuck you, not the other way around

I have learned from poker that being at the table is not a grind, the grind is living and poker is how I pass the time 

Loco   Canada. Nov 12 2008 14:44. Posts 20995

lol ure a retard floofy, how can you not get it? both pics are saying the same thing, that you are talking about something you shouldn't even be talking about in the first place. you have never kissed a girl in your entire life and have failed with tons of them yet here you are talking about how many options you have to fuck girls, as if it was "standard".

fuck I should just sell some of my Pokemon cards, if no one stakes that is what I will have to do - lostaccountLast edit: 12/11/2008 14:45

Spitfiree   Bulgaria. Nov 12 2008 14:59. Posts 9634

Floofy if ur going to plan something plan this and i absolutely guarantee to u that even if u fail u wont care :
step 1 -> get a bottle of Jameson
step 2 -> get 3 to 5 Red Bulls
step 3 -> get a bag of weed
step 4 -> GET STONED
step 5 -> go on a date -ez life


Also that way u ll be only able to say the only thing that girls wanna hear anyway "i agree" "yeah ur so right" lol

 Last edit: 12/11/2008 15:01

ikc5   United States. Nov 12 2008 15:36. Posts 406


  On November 12 2008 09:54 Floofy wrote:
ok guys an update, please advise seriously

theres one girl ive been talking to for like a week
shes decent looking, inteligent, funny, sexually open, looks honest and nice
we been chatting a lot and plan to meet on thuesday

But yesterday, a girl sent me a message (which is rare). i didnt send her the message first!
shes flirting hard, making lot of sexual references, saying im cute, etc.
we have lot of shit in common (poker guitar hero like dancing, etc)
she said she wish to do me a long massage, followed by kiss etc
she even once said shes "open to every holes" lolll
her looks are kinda inferior to first girl but not bad
she looks like she wants meet me ASAPPPPP and most likely fuck as soon as possible.

question: what i do?
a) Try to slow down second girl making excuse until i meet first girl and see what happens. This could be trouble if first girl wants to "take her time" cuz i wont hold second girl for too long. im also worried second girl finds someone else you know...
b) Meet second girl asap and try to fuck her. if it works, forget about first girl
c) Meet second girl asap and try to fuck her, but meet first one anyways and if first one wants me too, just pick the best (thats so wronggg lol)

also wondering if i should tell second girl about first girl....



Where's the try and fuck both option?

AWESOME mentally handicapped, slept with like 30 guys, meeting her mum on the first date, unprotected sex, 12 year old girls.FIST PUMP - YOU ARE A MAN, MY SON. -Byrensam 

Loco   Canada. Nov 12 2008 16:14. Posts 20995


  On November 12 2008 13:59 Spitfiree wrote:
Floofy if ur going to plan something plan this and i absolutely guarantee to u that even if u fail u wont care :
step 1 -> get a bottle of Jameson
step 2 -> get 3 to 5 Red Bulls
step 3 -> get a bag of weed
step 4 -> GET STONED
step 5 -> go on a date -ez life


Also that way u ll be only able to say the only thing that girls wanna hear anyway "i agree" "yeah ur so right" lol



dumbest advice ever, it's floofy, he's puking at step one or two 100% guaranteed.

fuck I should just sell some of my Pokemon cards, if no one stakes that is what I will have to do - lostaccount 

Kilay   Netherlands. Nov 12 2008 16:27. Posts 1960


  On November 12 2008 15:14 Loco wrote:
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dumbest advice ever, it's floofy, he's puking at step one or two 100% guaranteed.


Meh, maybe the puking would make him forget the terrible failure, so more like:

step 1 -> go out on a date
step 2 -> get a bottle of Jameson
step 3 -> get 3 to 5 Red Bulls
step 4 -> get a bag of weed
step 5 -> GET STONED
step 6 -> do not worry about how hard you failed during the date


ShLiM   United Kingdom. Nov 12 2008 16:36. Posts 940

Read some books Floofy, u know what im talking about.

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BeMannerPenner   . Nov 12 2008 16:42. Posts 1030

wow that really is u in those pics? i thought its some random super internet nerd fun picture...

compared to how u looked back then you look really decent now. only problem is that your balls apparantly didnt change/grow. fix that and youre good2go

one teddy two teddy 

Royal_Rumble   Germany. Nov 12 2008 16:45. Posts 1760

floofy, we are on page 244 and i still have the feeling you didn't learn anything.

I am not into these date sites, but there are dozen of random accounts that want to add my MSN asap because they want to fuck me, so that's an obvious scam and i don't know if those cockroaches have entered that dating sites as well. Might be an opinion, so don't get over excited.

Secondly: If you don't have a relationship with a girl you can date as many as you want, so go for both ffs. "I cannot love both of them"... WTF, love is a thing that needs time to progress you cannot fall in love with someone you have never met in real life.

money won is twice as sweet as money earned.  

qwerty67890   New Zealand. Nov 12 2008 17:10. Posts 14026


  On November 12 2008 15:42 BeMannerPenner wrote:
wow that really is u in those pics? i thought its some random super internet nerd fun picture...



HAHAH

I love this thread


Floofy   Canada. Nov 12 2008 17:27. Posts 8708


  On November 12 2008 15:45 Royal_Rumble wrote:
floofy, we are on page 244 and i still have the feeling you didn't learn anything.

I am not into these date sites, but there are dozen of random accounts that want to add my MSN asap because they want to fuck me, so that's an obvious scam and i don't know if those cockroaches have entered that dating sites as well. Might be an opinion, so don't get over excited.

Secondly: If you don't have a relationship with a girl you can date as many as you want, so go for both ffs. "I cannot love both of them"... WTF, love is a thing that needs time to progress you cannot fall in love with someone you have never met in real life.



im nearly 100% sure the first one isnt a scam she does look honest
but the second one its a possibility, but i doubt it

anyways i admitted to second chick that i have a date tomorow and she didnt seem to care. so im going to see how date goes and unless it goes very well i will probably see second chick

james9994: make note dont play against floofy, ;( 

sawseech   Canada. Nov 12 2008 17:44. Posts 3182

u admit to second chick u have a date
she doesnt care
werdemup

lets go fucking mental la la la la lets go fucking mental lets go fucking mental lala la la 

Royal_Rumble   Germany. Nov 12 2008 18:09. Posts 1760

why would you tell her you have a date? just say you go out, don't elaborate with whom.

money won is twice as sweet as money earned.  

Svenman87   United States. Nov 12 2008 22:38. Posts 4636

HOLY SHIT IM SICK TILT I WROTE ADVICE AND HIT BACKSPACE OUT OF THE TEXT BOX

I blame floofy's lack of game.

Do this PLEASE
Take women old enough to go to a bar, to the bar, use them as pivots to get other women. Women around you will attract other women. A few good books on picking up women would really help you... Seriously :

Start reading forums about seduction, start going out on your own picking up women, start succeeding and end this fucking thread once and for all.

Here's the thing... You're trying... However if you practice awful shit, only awful shit can happen. Do you see what I'm saying? You're just running around with no direction. This thread has been epic lullz and I have had much enjoyment from reading it, however this is now getting frustrating even for me.


Spitfiree   Bulgaria. Nov 12 2008 23:21. Posts 9634

Do u guys really think he ll actually go buy a book and read it and take advices from it .... after a 245pages thread and no change?

I mean yeah its kinda emberassing to take advices on how to pick up women from a book and all but those books are at least written by someone that actually knows WTF they r doing but still ... this is Floofy

 Last edit: 12/11/2008 23:22

 
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