Looks or Game? - Page 25

On March 03 2008 02:05 Loco wrote: Show nested quote + On March 03 2008 00:29 Fayth wrote: just start thinking of yourself as better than girls..... you are the prize! GET DOWN ON YOUR KNEE YOU LUCKY GIRL! She's not lucky if she only has one knee, without mentioning she has to suck your cheesy dick

pffft she's totally lucky, this is a privilege, 1 knee or 2!

HAHAHA I LOVE THIS SITE

not to mention this is top quality cheese

last night i was at the rhino and i told this japanese stripper that i live in seoul then she started going on and on about the hatred between japs and koreans and trying to be sympathetic to ME for those atrocious acts

WTF U TALKING ABOUT IM WHITE GIVE ME A FUCKING LAPDANCE ALREADY

/random

On March 03 2008 15:12 Rekrul wrote: last night i was at the rhino and i told this japanese stripper that i live in seoul then she started going on and on about the hatred between japs and koreans and trying to be sympathetic to ME for those atrocious acts WTF U TALKING ABOUT IM WHITE GIVE ME A FUCKING LAPDANCE ALREADY /random

lol, i'm surprised she didn't just lie to you and say she was korean and MIRACULOUSLY lived like 5 min away from where you live and made up sick stories about it that don't make any sense.

last year i went rhino and this stripper was telling me she wants me to buy her a horse trailer for her car cuz she has a horse then she also said she wanted to go on a date with me and made me memorize her email address (lol?) her first name was tilly too so that was even tiltier

then my brother went there a few days later w/out me, and came back saying 'wtf there was this stupid stripper there named tilly that wanted me to buy her a horse trailer and go on a date, i got her email'

epic lols

rofl

the other day this girl was hitting on me and a buddy in a pizza place outside the nightclub and she had pizza sauce on her face the entire time.

at first i wasnt gonna say anything, but eventually i had to lean in and wipe it off for her.

lol u shoulda waited until u knew the interaction was over completely, then be like cya, btw u got shit on ur face

then again girl hitting on u outside of night club = hopefully interaction doesnt end that night

this thread will never die and one day floofy will be a huge badass pimp

floofy post more pics of yorself trying to dress up nice plz

floofy btw never ask a girl what she wants to do, just tell a hoe where to go

and never say stuff like 'in my opinion' cuz it shows mad weakness

On March 03 2008 17:43 Rekrul wrote: floofy post more pics of yorself trying to dress up nice plz

Strippers are dumb.

Floofy: I have a new GF!!! i bough her a horse trailer cuz she really wanted it.

On March 03 2008 17:47 Rekrul wrote: floofy btw never ask a girl what she wants to do, just tell a hoe where to go and never say stuff like 'in my opinion' cuz it shows mad weakness

take a hoe to a hotel ;p

but it's true, don't make dates with girls... tell them you are doing X activity which is independent of weather they come along or not but u that they are welcome to

eg. Really? A nature person? Well me and some buddies are going rock-climbing on Saturday, you're welcome to come along.

HB: wow that sounds fun!

FloofyPimp: Ok, one of us will drive there and the other one has to make the sandwiches. (this way she invests in you)

obv have an interesting like so you can actually do these things. You don't have to rock-climb. I hate rock-climbing. You could go bowling or whatever. Make sure it's a social environment though IE don't invite her to see a movie

...and the other one has to make the sandwhiches, and i can't fucken cook so there we go

LMAO

damn no more stripper stories. i actually had an asian stripper that was either the best gamer in the history or was actually telling the truth. my city is not very well known and she said she grew up in a not very well known city like 20 min away and told awesome stories that coincided. i was pretty baffled. if she was hotter or if i was in an asian mood she probably would of taken all my moniez.

1 thing you can learn from stripper's game is not get overly fucked up and needy. one time this obvious drunk stripper started rambling to me about her abusive father. maybe that works w/ some 40 yr old lonely dude, but not some early 20s guy just looking to have some fun. i got to go to the bathroom....

be fun and interesting, NOT belligerent and needy.

On March 03 2008 19:08 Baal wrote: Floofy: I have a new GF!!! i bough her a horse trailer cuz she really wanted it.

LOL BAAL