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Floofy   Canada. Dec 07 2008 00:29. Posts 8708 | | |
when the fat fuck entered my car he had trouble was funny lol
why is it hard to believe the girl wanted to fuck me first night? im the best looking man she ever had and she didnt have sex for 3 months so... |
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Loco   Canada. Dec 07 2008 00:35. Posts 20993 | | |
idk maybe because when you actually like someone you don't want to fuck them on the first night you want to get to know them and i find it hard to believe that she would be physically attracted to you to that extent unless she's pretty bad looking in which case you didn't put an emphasis on her look at any point except when u saw her on webcam |
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Floofy   Canada. Dec 07 2008 00:35. Posts 8708 | | |
basicelly the girl's parents are seperated, half the girl are with the mom, and other half were with the dad. but the dad somehow decided to ship them to the ex of the grand ma LOL
this dude is approx 47 yo, he lives with the 19yo and other girls comes see them on weekends
BTW i spent time with the 12 yo in the kitchen, and the fat fuck also was there
but 19yo was in bedroom, i think she hoped it would make me come in bedroom faster |
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Loco   Canada. Dec 07 2008 00:39. Posts 20993 | | |
on what site did u meet this girl? and when? |
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Floofy   Canada. Dec 07 2008 00:39. Posts 8708 | | |
well yea if my dick got limp, shes not good looking obv
btw this is a funny part....
her sisters.... are... HOT LOL
its like i hit on the wrong sister hahaha
but shes not anything too bad, nice skin, not THAT fat. anyways the light was off in bedroom i didnt see shit
but seriously im disapointed with the kissing i expected better than that. i would have liked that she use her mouth somewhere else but didnt have the balls to ask for it
anyways i think if she didnt do it its cuz she doesnt like to suck |
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Loco   Canada. Dec 07 2008 00:43. Posts 20993 | | |
i doubt many girls are having the time of their lives when sucking a dick... they still do it because they're girls, stick it in her mouth next time you see her. |
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Floofy   Canada. Dec 07 2008 00:45. Posts 8708 | | |
| On December 06 2008 23:26 Night2o1 wrote:
were they all drinking liquor or did i misunderstand?
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only the 12 yo and 17yo |
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Floofy   Canada. Dec 07 2008 00:46. Posts 8708 | | |
| On December 06 2008 23:43 Loco wrote:
i doubt many girls are having the time of their lives when sucking a dick... they still do it because they're girls, stick it in her mouth next time you see her. |
well she stoked it by herself, i didnt make her do it at all
but i didnt have the balls to ask her to suck it and i have no idea if shes for or against oral sex i barely talked to her on msn
but she would say yes to nearly everything i would ask so MAYBE |
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Floofy   Canada. Dec 07 2008 00:47. Posts 8708 | | |
| On December 06 2008 23:39 Loco wrote:
on what site did u meet this girl? and when? |
yesterday, arrived at 3 pm |
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iandeezy   United States. Dec 07 2008 00:48. Posts 317 | | |
after reading this recent update i feel the same way i did after watching the movie Gummo... |
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CrownRoyal   United States. Dec 07 2008 00:54. Posts 11386 | | |
Kissing is great unless the girl is just shitty at it and then ugh no kissing plz, it's miserable.
foreplay is awesome though, next time when she's trying to get you hot don't be a pussy and kiss on her entire body, focuing mostly on her neck/nipples (through the clothing is great too and will make her take it off)
suck/bite on her ear flap thing and breathe heavy in her ear and or tell her dirty stuff in a whispery voice.
rub her vag through her pants, pull her hair a bit, take her clothes off for her be an alpha male but don't do anything she isn't comfortable with. work your way up her comfort ladder by doing the things i mentioned above, sucking/biting her neck and ears and telling her dirty shit WILL make her clothes come off and from there just fuck her dude.
fuck her a lot, don't make any commitments with this bitch if you don't wanna be with her though. |
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CrownRoyal   United States. Dec 07 2008 00:55. Posts 11386 | | |
you are IN
CAN WE PLZ MAKE A CELEBRATORY CONGRATULATIONATORY VICTORYATORY NEWS POST FOR FLOOFY'S HEROIC 10 MONTH STRUGGLE FINALLY BEING COMPLETED? |
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Floofy   Canada. Dec 07 2008 00:58. Posts 8708 | | |
| On December 06 2008 23:54 CrownRoyal wrote:
Kissing is great unless the girl is just shitty at it and then ugh no kissing plz, it's miserable.
foreplay is awesome though, next time when she's trying to get you hot don't be a pussy and kiss on her entire body, focuing mostly on her neck/nipples (through the clothing is great too and will make her take it off)
suck/bite on her ear flap thing and breathe heavy in her ear and or tell her dirty stuff in a whispery voice.
rub her vag through her pants, pull her hair a bit, take her clothes off for her be an alpha male but don't do anything she isn't comfortable with. work your way up her comfort ladder by doing the things i mentioned above, sucking/biting her neck and ears and telling her dirty shit WILL make her clothes come off and from there just fuck her dude.
fuck her a lot, don't make any commitments with this bitch if you don't wanna be with her though. |
its funny cuz she did a lot of this stuff on me
btw she did remove her clothes but i didnt do anything.......
the problem is i limped once it started |
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This is true, FLOOFY IS HAVING THE SEXING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GJ floofster, even if the whole thing seems really odd. |
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Floofy   Canada. Dec 07 2008 01:01. Posts 8708 | | |
| On December 06 2008 23:54 CrownRoyal wrote:
fuck her a lot, don't make any commitments with this bitch if you don't wanna be with her though. |
no i doubt itll last years.... come on she doesnt study or work, has a minor retardation, and im not very attracted to her
shes super nice but .... |
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Python817   Canada. Dec 07 2008 01:03. Posts 2733 | | |
everything else up till now I could understand/believe the last update just looks like a level |
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CrownRoyal   United States. Dec 07 2008 01:04. Posts 11386 | | |
well dude if you don't wanna fuck her then don't do it
none of us are really able to make that decision for you
i suggest, as always, drinking a bit to relax your nerves a bit. |
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Floofy   Canada. Dec 07 2008 01:04. Posts 8708 | | |
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Floofy   Canada. Dec 07 2008 01:05. Posts 8708 | | |
| On December 07 2008 00:04 CrownRoyal wrote:
well dude if you don't wanna fuck her then don't do it
none of us are really able to make that decision for you
i suggest, as always, drinking a bit to relax your nerves a bit. |
ill try to fuck her just saying im kinda worried cuz i know it wont be love of my life or something |
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CrownRoyal   United States. Dec 07 2008 01:10. Posts 11386 | | |
dude im gonna tell you i waited to lose my virginity and turned down a handfull of girls waiting for my first time to be "special"
I'm a lot different than a lot of people but I completely regret that decision in retrospect. The reason being that you don't wanna fucking marry the first chick you rail anyway. You gotta experiment and get good enough at your game anyway to bag a chick who's a keeper so just fuck lots of girls until you find one that makes you think "wow i'm thinking about this girl all the time" Don't lose that one.
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