Looks or Game? - Page 265

On December 07 2008 00:05 Floofy wrote: Show nested quote + On December 07 2008 00:04 CrownRoyal wrote: well dude if you don't wanna fuck her then don't do it none of us are really able to make that decision for you i suggest, as always, drinking a bit to relax your nerves a bit. ill try to fuck her just saying im kinda worried cuz i know it wont be love of my life or something

It's sex. Not marriage. Just do it.

FYI, All this stuff is EASY.

Like, I just got back from a late meal at a local diner.
The waitress was quite cute.
I got her number and set up a tentative date.

You know, I almost think you'ld be better without any of this seduction theory and stuff. I'm not saying it doesn't work, HOWEVER, what you really need to do is ACT.

All the theory and knowledge in the world is useless without action. So great, you sound like your in with this girl. If yah wanna have sex with her do. If you don't then don't. But please, no more passivity. just ACT. For the love of god ACT.

The thing about girls is everytime you hit on one. Every time you talk to one. Every time you ask one out you are freerolling. You have nothing to lose and everything to gain.

I really hate this whole internet thing and it sounds like so many of those girls you end up meeting from the web are huge losers.
I mean, keep using it if you want, but also just go out and take shots. Worst case scenario you don't get any extra dates but gain experience in interacting with the oppositie sex.

You don't need friends to go out and talk to girls or have a good time. You can do it just fine alone.

the story sounds fake but floofy's entire thread is messed up so I believe it. Floofy found himself a retarded, hick, family. The end, basically. The parents could be at some polygamous rally, fucking their brains out with other messed up families

I'M DRUNK AND WOW WTF!

I just read that and WTF! I think I misread his franglish but I got the understanding the 12 year old was rubbing his cock?

or was it the 19 year old?



you obviously got limp because you're overthinking this, which I guess makes sense... Honestly floofy I would get head or a handjob from the 19 year old... but don't fuck her, just mess around with her until you feel comfortable.

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

On December 06 2008 23:05 Loco wrote: ok i just read the wall of text and i don't believe any of it am i the only one?

i believe it. he sounds EXACTLY like me aged 15-19. except by 17 obviously i wasn't SO fucking retarded O_O edit: actually come to think of it more like 19+


a) floofy, you desperately like the 12 year old. somethings eventually gonna happen. i think you're maybe 21? this is too old even for a canadian "nice guy" and you have a decent chance of getting fucked in more ways than one (especially since you're so fucking useless at handling things. at the very least someone reading this thread might be inclined to try to report you to the police. even if someone just threatens this it will make you feel like shit for a long time)

b) you're hanging out with skank fat clinically retarded 19yo who admits to meeting up with random guys regularly. she also spends company getting drunk with her 11 year old friends. this is not the kind of person a "nice guy" like you should be fucking around with. have some fucking self respect or at least realise trouble , god even your limp dick can tell u this much

c) your dick went limp because you were with a skank fat clinically retarded person you know you probably shouldn't trust an inch. oh and her mother is in the next room maybe?? and at the worst she will skitz out on you and get you in trouble by lying that you buttfucked the child due to her jealousy.

d) in a few years time (if you got lucky and didnt become some victim of your own circumstance and sent to jail) you'll grow up and regret having a 6000 page thread about what a useless tool you used to be/potentially still are. imagine how you'll feel when you actually meet a nice intelligent girl , since you have no self control you'll be afraid she'll somehow track down your pathetic past and read all this shit (hint: this kinda thing is happening to me)

e) kissing sucked because she was a shit fucking kisser and you probably dont like her that much. "nice guys" are attracted to personality , we don't necessarily get all that horny around girls we don't know that well. if you dont have inherant doubts about kissing her then , then what you're lacking is an inherant confidence that you DO like her. plus she was a shit kisser. it happens. a lot, when you mix with skanks.

f) dont be fucking stupid and worry about stds after you've done the deed (or failed to miserably, pissing off yourself and everyone around you). either fuck or dont fuck - dont come running to people afterwards wondering how likely it is that you've got a disease: we dont fucking know, and it doesnt really matter now anyway.

g) the fat fuck older guy is obviously a pedo, he probably is jealous of you stealing his kiddies, or maybe just wants to watch

h) im quite adamant about this shit because like i say, i've been thru it all, and i see a shitload of myself in you, whether u believe me or not im sure a lot of posters here understand where im coming from if they recall stuff like my old blogposts, TL threads, convos etc. only you're getting too old to be messing with this. u shud get a social job or hobby where you can actually meet normal mature women , because THIS method WORKS and means u dont mix with potential trouble - trouble you are in no way able to cope with , and certainly dont deserve

i) oh and believing some LONELY UGLY FAT RETARDED girl who hangs out with 11yos when she "promises" she'll take the pill..... have you any idea HOW MANY girls like this are simply DESPERATE to get pregnant ? miserable girls WANT to have a child. like miserable guys WANT to have a girl to love. its the same feeling for them, and can be very very strong. you're ignorant of your own ignorance, you admit you're a complete tool so why are you messing in such dangerous affairs

this is looking like a troll thread more and more and then some more

12 year old this, 12 year old that, seriously...

On December 07 2008 00:05 Floofy wrote: Show nested quote + On December 07 2008 00:04 CrownRoyal wrote: well dude if you don't wanna fuck her then don't do it none of us are really able to make that decision for you i suggest, as always, drinking a bit to relax your nerves a bit. ill try to fuck her just saying im kinda worried cuz i know it wont be love of my life or something

You have nothing to be worried about sex, its just a passtime, some free fun and it means nothing. You SHOULD however worry about STDs because if this girl comes off on you like this she does it with EVERYBODY else too, so please bring a few condoms next time if you plan to see her again or you will fucking regret it later.

ROFL this is too funny to be true
OH HOW I LOVE THIS 12 YEAR OLD GIRL

Buy a bitch FFS , become a man , then start dating, you will be more self-confident
Better try 2 or 3 bitches first

On December 07 2008 04:47 brambolius wrote: this is looking like a troll thread more and more and then some more 12 year old this, 12 year old that, seriously...

everytime you post I just see all the pedobear pictures in my head

can you change ur nickname to pedobear ? 0.0

On December 07 2008 06:48 maxousek wrote: Buy a bitch FFS , become a man , then start dating, you will be more self-confident Better try 2 or 3 bitches first

floofy is faggot trailer park trash

neeeeeeeeeeeeeeext

your dick got limp because it was hard for AN HOUR without doing anything
erections doesn' last forever wtf!

On December 06 2008 23:39 Floofy wrote: well yea if my dick got limp, shes not good looking obv

maybe it was because you were fucking nervous?

mentally retarded, huh?

nice

i guess floofy's impotence would explain a lot of this shit

Also, I'm kinda certain that floofy's pedoness was established like 2 years ago - I don't see how it comes as a surprise. I could dig up the chatlog of the "Floofy: you're saying that if an 11 year old would be on the bed asking for you to have sex with her, wouldn't you?", but I'm too lazy to do it.

Seriously - 12, what the fuck?!? The fact that you can relate with a kid does obviously tell something about your personality, but if you fuck her, LP.net will collect a lynching party and come hang you from your pathetic excuses of testies. Much love.

On December 06 2008 22:13 Floofy wrote: obv she eventually started touching my dick and make me get boners. i probably stood there with a boner for 1 hour at least. she stroked it some but never enough to make me cum.

Pretty sure that wasn't the idea of that anyway, lol. If you had came there, that woulda been stuff of the legends.

so hmmmm i ask her if shes got a condom and obv NO

You ask HER?!?!?!? You've gone out all this time WITHOUT a condom! That's why you carry your wallet around ffs! That, and credit cards, but mostly that. If you don't have 'em with ya - that just means you haven't even thought you'd ever score, ever. Going in prepared probably came out on page 3 or and has been repeated ever since!

Fucking retard.

so she convince me that #1 she will take the pill tomorow #2 she is clean

Just do it ffs. The stuff she could have is probably curable anyway.

im kinda feeling its a bad idea since the pill the day after isnt that effective, and since she meets 30+ guys and went out with the third of em she could not be clean..... but considering i got a nude girl next to me with my cock erected i eventually decide to trust her (WTF) so yea obv it quickly becomes limp.actually i didnt even really feel her pussy (BTW do u guys think theres any risk i catch a disease or get her pregnant?) obv next time condom for sure

Backward rationalization of chickening out. You fucking pussy - grow a pair. Having balls will prove useful anyway if you ever get to the having sex part.

You probably went limp because you're ridiculously scared and nervous.

Omg, i'm going on lifetilt now --->