Looks or Game? - Page 267

On December 07 2008 14:24 Spitfiree wrote: So all in all u were in the same bed with a fat handicapped girl that was naked and DIDNT get to fuck her .... this has to be a level... a very serious one.

No he got some penetration but he couldnt feel it.
And hes probably got an STD for his efforts

there prob wasn't any penetration, he went limp before he got in, afaik it's pretty tough to get inside without a boner

On December 07 2008 14:37 Fayth wrote: there prob wasn't any penetration, he went limp before he got in, afaik it's pretty tough to get inside without a boner

well, depends on how many guys have plowed this retard before

On December 07 2008 12:18 milkman wrote: explain to her that ur totally in the dark when it comes to doing anything and u want her to show u... its a good way 2 start..

Pretty sure "I'm a virgin" has been Floofy's opener for quite some time now.

And I find 12yo getting drunk to be slightly disturbing. Fucking a retarded girl sounds better than being pedo tho so it's all good. The sense of accomplishment has to be beyond words.

yeah, this is pretty much childrens aids society stuff, all these pre teens living with an overweight fat guy who sits around in his underwear. I don't think I've even heard of a 10 year old getting drunk before. I think you should stay away from this family, this is sketchy beyond compare, and do you really want to lose your virginity to someone who rode the short bus to school?

this thread is the place where EPIC quotes are born and by epic i mean THE FUCKIN NUTS EPIC

On December 06 2008 22:54 Floofy wrote: she basicelly managed to put a semi-hard dick in her pussy which got limp immedialtly after. then she did some up n down as if it was hard but i wasnt feeling anything

Yeh he got it in for a bit, counts as sex.

I know first times can be awkward and embarassing... but this is something else lol

AWESOME

mentally handicapped, slept with like 30 guys, meeting her mum on the first date, unprotected sex, 12 year old girls.

FIST PUMP - YOU ARE A MAN, MY SON.

On December 07 2008 15:20 Shenny wrote: I don't think I've even heard of a 10 year old getting drunk before

common thing where i live and probably in lots of cultures


eh floof did you really not feel her up even when ur kissing or failing with ur dick
best way (for me) to get turned on if i'm going limp is to finger her/pump her

On December 07 2008 15:20 Shenny wrote: yeah, this is pretty much childrens aids society stuff, all these pre teens living with an overweight fat guy who sits around in his underwear. I don't think I've even heard of a 10 year old getting drunk before. I think you should stay away from this family, this is sketchy beyond compare, and do you really want to lose your virginity to someone who rode the short bus to school?

LOL I laughed at the end of this post so fucking much. epic post sir.

I think floofy was just laying there, not touching her or anything. I mean he did use the wording "she managed to put my semi-limp dick in". C'mon. Man, you should be the one sticking it to her and not her, using you as a free replacement for a dildo. It's a two way street.

Grab those retarded boobies of hers and fuck her like she's taleban.

LOLOLOLOLOLOL

THIS THREAD DELIVERS

On December 07 2008 12:22 Floofy wrote: Show nested quote + On December 07 2008 12:18 milkman wrote: these girls all seem fucking nuts due to horrible living situations and bad parenting.. like about 95% of the other girls you have told us about meeting.. anyway just run through some shit with this girl, just have sex with her, explore, learn new shit.. explain to her that ur totally in the dark when it comes to doing anything and u want her to show u... its a good way 2 start.. its like in poker, how much faster would u have gotten better if u started getting lessons from a pro, rather then trying to figure everything out on ur own for a year, then getting lessons or reading forums... anyway the girl wont care teaching u stuff anyway, shed rather have u actually do what she wants then when guys think they know what they are doing and fuck everything up and get upset if the girl throws um a "ur doing it wrong" just get some practice with this chick while u can, and then the next time EVERYTHING will b easier.. at some point, i dont remember the context but the 12 yo asked me if im virgin (she was asking this to every1) then the 19yo is like, geez hes 21 he obv aint a virgin. (and that was after the epic limp tho) i masterfully dodged the question im not sure its a good idea to admit this to her, shes crazy about me and its good that way, if i start explaining her im virgin cuz im a looser itll lower her attraction and thats now what i want lol

lol she knows and saved you

On December 07 2008 19:20 Liquid`Meat wrote: Show nested quote + On December 07 2008 12:22 Floofy wrote:   On December 07 2008 12:18 milkman wrote: these girls all seem fucking nuts due to horrible living situations and bad parenting.. like about 95% of the other girls you have told us about meeting.. anyway just run through some shit with this girl, just have sex with her, explore, learn new shit.. explain to her that ur totally in the dark when it comes to doing anything and u want her to show u... its a good way 2 start.. its like in poker, how much faster would u have gotten better if u started getting lessons from a pro, rather then trying to figure everything out on ur own for a year, then getting lessons or reading forums... anyway the girl wont care teaching u stuff anyway, shed rather have u actually do what she wants then when guys think they know what they are doing and fuck everything up and get upset if the girl throws um a "ur doing it wrong" just get some practice with this chick while u can, and then the next time EVERYTHING will b easier.. at some point, i dont remember the context but the 12 yo asked me if im virgin (she was asking this to every1) then the 19yo is like, geez hes 21 he obv aint a virgin. (and that was after the epic limp tho) i masterfully dodged the question im not sure its a good idea to admit this to her, shes crazy about me and its good that way, if i start explaining her im virgin cuz im a looser itll lower her attraction and thats now what i want lol lol she knows and saved you

btw what could the context of the conversation possibly be when the 12 yo sister asks you if you are a virgin? Talk about awkward family moments... Sick read for someone who has 12 years of life though

On December 07 2008 19:20 Liquid`Meat wrote: Show nested quote + On December 07 2008 12:22 Floofy wrote:   On December 07 2008 12:18 milkman wrote: these girls all seem fucking nuts due to horrible living situations and bad parenting.. like about 95% of the other girls you have told us about meeting.. anyway just run through some shit with this girl, just have sex with her, explore, learn new shit.. explain to her that ur totally in the dark when it comes to doing anything and u want her to show u... its a good way 2 start.. its like in poker, how much faster would u have gotten better if u started getting lessons from a pro, rather then trying to figure everything out on ur own for a year, then getting lessons or reading forums... anyway the girl wont care teaching u stuff anyway, shed rather have u actually do what she wants then when guys think they know what they are doing and fuck everything up and get upset if the girl throws um a "ur doing it wrong" just get some practice with this chick while u can, and then the next time EVERYTHING will b easier.. at some point, i dont remember the context but the 12 yo asked me if im virgin (she was asking this to every1) then the 19yo is like, geez hes 21 he obv aint a virgin. (and that was after the epic limp tho) i masterfully dodged the question im not sure its a good idea to admit this to her, shes crazy about me and its good that way, if i start explaining her im virgin cuz im a looser itll lower her attraction and thats now what i want lol lol she knows and saved you

LOL...

dogmeat you saved this thread, damn you lol

i love how its like "LOOKS OR GAME?" answer.. "NEITHER.. SEMI RETARDATION! FTW!"

On December 07 2008 18:13 Muhweli wrote: . Grab those retarded boobies of hers and fuck her like she's taleban.

HAHAHAHA nono this thread should be published as a book

On December 07 2008 14:08 dogmeat wrote:

OMG THATS AWESOME ROFL HAHAHSId hasidbqwiufdb 138fr7g12bciuqwcasc

yep, the 12yo defenitely had a soulread with the virgin question

On December 07 2008 22:35 Spitfiree wrote: Show nested quote + On December 07 2008 18:13 Muhweli wrote: . Grab those retarded boobies of hers and fuck her like she's taleban. HAHAHAHA nono this thread should be published as a book

i would snap buy a copy of "Looks or Game?" "The floofy story" id buy the hardback version and start a library where it would b the only book in it..


also would b cool cuz then i can say ive read a whole book