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whats wrong?

1) fail
2) the 12yo has gone off YOU since she realises what a dirty whore YOU are
3) (not the tits, she had to force me to do it) WhAAAAHAHHGHGG
4) you're their slave, they make you go pick up their friends a BFs and they "abuse" your car, you're a JOKE to them
5) "she admitted her vagina is hella loose" what kind of fucking atmosphere are you trying have sex in ....
6) HAHAHAHAHAHHAAH
7) LOLOLOLOLOL OMFGFOLM,FGOMFGOMFGOMFG

I'm laughing in tears. Epic.

Seems that "amplify" is the new word of the day.

God, Floofy, Just. ARGH.

100% agree with Baal.

You like how the boyfriend dresses. Had to be forced to touch boobs, and find a wet pussy disgusting. You might be a little gay.

yea ill tell her im going to slow down on the whole taxi role, tired of this

but keep in mind theyre giving me foods so its a deal in a way

another thing i forgot
she wasnted me to be on top but i insisted she be on top. but cuz shes fat it was maybe a lil tough for her. anyways next time she wants me to fuck her in some other way

Why do you WANT her to be on top, Floofy?

You make it out like you want sex to be a non participitory activity on your part.

Bend her over and go to it. Slap her ass. Squeeze her boob. Get into it. Lose yourself. Fuck that shit.

You make it sound like you just want some girl to rape you and be done with it.

and you lost your virginity to a gorilla. are you satisfied?

its a bit the case lollll
she initiate nearly everything.....

she once said like "geez its like your the girl and im the man"

On December 08 2008 22:23 Floofy wrote: the 12yo was boring this time and acted like a kid i dont like her anymore.

A shame. Kinda weird too, 12yos are usually very mature - and I was already looking towards the lawsuit.

so this time, the girl insisted we get condoms obv so i told her, ok fine, but u buy them

Yeah, if the bitch wants it, she'll get the condoms. Buying a pack of rubbers certainly is an act of shame since it means you're engaging in the sinful pleasures of the flesh.

so anyways she picked for me and i felt REALLY shy when she paid for it cuz it was obvious she was buying this to do it with me and i was kinda ashamed of it lol

You definitely out-alphaed every male in the store by making her pick and buy them. Don't be ashamed.

one of the girl BEGGED ME to go get her BF somewhere which was ridiculously far. that girl is actually cute tho. the BF was well clothed and i enjoyed talking to him.

I actually think this is a nice opportunity for you.
I mean you can take tie his shoe-laces, take his socks off and throw them on the floor.
Common PUA technique of showing authority.

this time i was a little more confident and actually removed her clothes myself, touched her body some (not the tits, she had to force me to do it).

Yeah, don't do that shit. Boobs are disgusting. Eject asap.

i also obv made her touch my cock few times. she kept talking about how it was unique, big , soft etc.

fyp.

so eventually i ask her to use the god damn condoms we bought, and shes like, put it on i said no u do. so she obv broke one, and hurted me several time, but we eventually got one on.

You say the screwups were her fault but when you finally succeed, it was "we". I smell major denial.
Might've been a good idea to buy a pack beforehand anyway and get to know the tools of the trade before going in.

Then again, commanding a retarded girl to do the tasks you cannot accomplish shows some extra authority again.

this time i think i was able to hold my boner. it lasted maybe 10 min and it got limp. for some reasons she did some moaning she seemed to like it, but i didnt feel a lot of it (she admitted her vagina is hella loose, and the condoms doesnt help). so my dick got limp and didnt get to cum

Positions, etc. can affect this a lot. You should experiement unless you're too scared to touch her. From the sound of it, it seems like she was the one on top and i'm preettty sure I talk for the most guys here saying that it's usually better to be in control than being controlled (even tho it's also possible to some extent this way).

Then again, that'd mean you'd have to do something else than command her to do sex to you. (God I love the phrasing here)

then shes like. hey has any girl ever sucked you. i said no. and eventually convinced her to do it.....

Yeah, after she asks that, it must've been a bitch for you to convince her to do it.

that was kinda better than the fuck, but her mouth is small, and my dick is big, so i think she wasnt able to put it all on. she sucked it for maybe 5 min and then stopped.

Almost choked on my milk. Deepthroat that bitch! If it's not coming out of her anus, you're not doing it right.

was kinda frustrated she stops. 10 min later i convince her to try and finish the job even thought her mouth hurts, but she only does another 5 min cuz i think she got some "pre sperm liquid" in her mouth or something, and didnt cum again lol

pre-floofyjuice - if she doesn't want it, fuck her! Plenty of gals wanting to bathe in this fountain of love.

so she rubbed it. but iot eventually got limp (a girl stroking a cock whitout lub isnt exactly the best way to cum)

So which one do you prefer over it more over girl doin' it? - doing it yourself or putting peanut butter on your balls and let your dog do it?

so i was thinking, "hey bitch i bring u wiis, drive ur sisters, dont mind u being an ugly fat retard, and u wont even finish ur godamn blowjob"

Yeah, you should tell that bitch that! What a bitch. Doesn't deserve to be with a class chap like you. She OWES you those orgasms for you driving her family around. Fuck! Makes me angry just to hear about that kinda bitches.

i obv denied

obv.

so im gonna see her again this week, she said i would get more this time, dunno if shes into anal or something but i hope she ends her stupid job.

Looking forward into your first attempt to do anal.

im kinda ashamed to have a deficient girl as gf tho

I'm sure the feeling's mutual, don't be ashamed.

btw the fat dude CONSTANTLY makes sexual jokes its sick annoying lol

That's surprising.

oh and no worries, unless he use advantage of my sleep he cannot rape me i would crush him in a fight im sure. and i doubt he would sexually abuse any1 but its true he constantly walks around the house half naked lol

Yeah, cuz pervs always wake you up and never use any tools to force you to do their bidding. You'll out-alpha him fo sho.

after reading on LP, i decided i would attempt to touch her pussy. so after removing her pants, i decide to go touch the panties to excite her. WTF IT WAS SOOOOOO WET. i insta removed my hand that was disgusting lol

good that you insta-did it. You could've gotten aids.

On December 08 2008 23:18 Floofy wrote: she once said like "geez its like your the girl and im the man"

Even a retarded girl noticed it. Grats.

On December 08 2008 23:20 Muhweli wrote: Show nested quote + On December 08 2008 22:23 Floofy wrote: the 12yo was boring this time and acted like a kid i dont like her anymore. A shame. Kinda weird too, 12yos are usually very mature - and I was already looking towards the lawsuit.   so this time, the girl insisted we get condoms obv so i told her, ok fine, but u buy them Yeah, if the bitch wants it, she'll get the condoms. Buying a pack of rubbers certainly is an act of shame since it means you're engaging in the sinful pleasures of the flesh.   so anyways she picked for me and i felt REALLY shy when she paid for it cuz it was obvious she was buying this to do it with me and i was kinda ashamed of it lol You definitely out-alphaed every male in the store by making her pick and buy them. Don't be ashamed.   one of the girl BEGGED ME to go get her BF somewhere which was ridiculously far. that girl is actually cute tho. the BF was well clothed and i enjoyed talking to him. I actually think this is a nice opportunity for you. I mean you can take tie his shoe-laces, take his socks off and throw them on the floor. Common PUA technique of showing authority.   this time i was a little more confident and actually removed her clothes myself, touched her body some (not the tits, she had to force me to do it). Yeah, don't do that shit. Boobs are disgusting. Eject asap.   i also obv made her touch my cock few times. she kept talking about how it was unique, big , soft etc. fyp.   so eventually i ask her to use the god damn condoms we bought, and shes like, put it on i said no u do. so she obv broke one, and hurted me several time, but we eventually got one on. You say the screwups were her fault but when you finally succeed, it was "we". I smell major denial. Might've been a good idea to buy a pack beforehand anyway and get to know the tools of the trade before going in. Then again, commanding a retarded girl to do the tasks you cannot accomplish shows some extra authority again.   this time i think i was able to hold my boner. it lasted maybe 10 min and it got limp. for some reasons she did some moaning she seemed to like it, but i didnt feel a lot of it (she admitted her vagina is hella loose, and the condoms doesnt help). so my dick got limp and didnt get to cum Positions, etc. can affect this a lot. You should experiement unless you're too scared to touch her. From the sound of it, it seems like she was the one on top and i'm preettty sure I talk for the most guys here saying that it's usually better to be in control than being controlled (even tho it's also possible to some extent this way). Then again, that'd mean you'd have to do something else than command her to do sex to you. (God I love the phrasing here)   then shes like. hey has any girl ever sucked you. i said no. and eventually convinced her to do it..... Yeah, after she asks that, it must've been a bitch for you to convince her to do it.   that was kinda better than the fuck, but her mouth is small, and my dick is big, so i think she wasnt able to put it all on. she sucked it for maybe 5 min and then stopped. Almost choked on my milk. Deepthroat that bitch! If it's not coming out of her anus, you're not doing it right.   was kinda frustrated she stops. 10 min later i convince her to try and finish the job even thought her mouth hurts, but she only does another 5 min cuz i think she got some "pre sperm liquid" in her mouth or something, and didnt cum again lol pre-floofyjuice - if she doesn't want it, fuck her! Plenty of gals wanting to bathe in this fountain of love.   so she rubbed it. but iot eventually got limp (a girl stroking a cock whitout lub isnt exactly the best way to cum) So which one do you prefer over it more over girl doin' it? - doing it yourself or putting peanut butter on your balls and let your dog do it?   so i was thinking, "hey bitch i bring u wiis, drive ur sisters, dont mind u being an ugly fat retard, and u wont even finish ur godamn blowjob" Yeah, you should tell that bitch that! What a bitch. Doesn't deserve to be with a class chap like you. She OWES you those orgasms for you driving her family around. Fuck! Makes me angry just to hear about that kinda bitches.   i obv denied obv.   so im gonna see her again this week, she said i would get more this time, dunno if shes into anal or something but i hope she ends her stupid job. Looking forward into your first attempt to do anal.   im kinda ashamed to have a deficient girl as gf tho I'm sure the feeling's mutual, don't be ashamed.   btw the fat dude CONSTANTLY makes sexual jokes its sick annoying lol That's surprising.   oh and no worries, unless he use advantage of my sleep he cannot rape me i would crush him in a fight im sure. and i doubt he would sexually abuse any1 but its true he constantly walks around the house half naked lol Yeah, cuz pervs always wake you up and never use any tools to force you to do their bidding. You'll out-alpha him fo sho.   after reading on LP, i decided i would attempt to touch her pussy. so after removing her pants, i decide to go touch the panties to excite her. WTF IT WAS SOOOOOO WET. i insta removed my hand that was disgusting lol good that you insta-did it. You could've gotten aids.

LOL, I love you Muhweli!

thanks muh.... lol

if she's that sexually aggro, its not that bad to just check/call in the sex, but please take the lead so you can learn... not all women are like that (at the beggining anyways)

its ok to make her buy the condoms if you want to set a prize frame, what you did is that you were affraid to buy the rubbers, don't be ashamed of buying condoms, everybody fucks (well, almost) and you should feel proud you have protected sex, dont worry you'll get there, next time buy the fucking condoms when you go out. And put your own condom ffs, a lot of girl will do a lousy job and will get all the lube in their hands and then it will feel weird as if you were fucking your rubber ducky hahaha.

if her vag is too big and her mouth too small then there's no shame in just masturbating and cumming on her, he could suck the balls or maybe stick her tongue out and you jerk of as if you were shooting your load in her mouth, even if she doesn't want to take it, just let her know so she can move out, cum in the tities, try deep penetration positions, but do something, you're setting a bad precedent.

i might dare to say she was on top and maybe that's why you got limp, try spooning, ill put you pic:



you should be able to move her leg with yours forward to increase depth and feeling, or try putting her on her back and her legs on your neck

maybe sexually your a woman and need a lot of foreplay, and dont be affraid to anything other than stds and the fat guy ass raping you, i assume the well clothed is ok

keep meeting girls

i laughed so hard with Muhweli's post, i never tought finlandians were fun, elven comedy ftw

muhweli, u win.

On December 08 2008 23:23 Narious wrote: Show nested quote + On December 08 2008 23:20 Muhweli wrote:   On December 08 2008 22:23 Floofy wrote: the 12yo was boring this time and acted like a kid i dont like her anymore. A shame. Kinda weird too, 12yos are usually very mature - and I was already looking towards the lawsuit.   so this time, the girl insisted we get condoms obv so i told her, ok fine, but u buy them Yeah, if the bitch wants it, she'll get the condoms. Buying a pack of rubbers certainly is an act of shame since it means you're engaging in the sinful pleasures of the flesh.   so anyways she picked for me and i felt REALLY shy when she paid for it cuz it was obvious she was buying this to do it with me and i was kinda ashamed of it lol You definitely out-alphaed every male in the store by making her pick and buy them. Don't be ashamed.   one of the girl BEGGED ME to go get her BF somewhere which was ridiculously far. that girl is actually cute tho. the BF was well clothed and i enjoyed talking to him. I actually think this is a nice opportunity for you. I mean you can take tie his shoe-laces, take his socks off and throw them on the floor. Common PUA technique of showing authority.   this time i was a little more confident and actually removed her clothes myself, touched her body some (not the tits, she had to force me to do it). Yeah, don't do that shit. Boobs are disgusting. Eject asap.   i also obv made her touch my cock few times. she kept talking about how it was unique, big , soft etc. fyp.   so eventually i ask her to use the god damn condoms we bought, and shes like, put it on i said no u do. so she obv broke one, and hurted me several time, but we eventually got one on. You say the screwups were her fault but when you finally succeed, it was "we". I smell major denial. Might've been a good idea to buy a pack beforehand anyway and get to know the tools of the trade before going in. Then again, commanding a retarded girl to do the tasks you cannot accomplish shows some extra authority again.   this time i think i was able to hold my boner. it lasted maybe 10 min and it got limp. for some reasons she did some moaning she seemed to like it, but i didnt feel a lot of it (she admitted her vagina is hella loose, and the condoms doesnt help). so my dick got limp and didnt get to cum Positions, etc. can affect this a lot. You should experiement unless you're too scared to touch her. From the sound of it, it seems like she was the one on top and i'm preettty sure I talk for the most guys here saying that it's usually better to be in control than being controlled (even tho it's also possible to some extent this way). Then again, that'd mean you'd have to do something else than command her to do sex to you. (God I love the phrasing here)   then shes like. hey has any girl ever sucked you. i said no. and eventually convinced her to do it..... Yeah, after she asks that, it must've been a bitch for you to convince her to do it.   that was kinda better than the fuck, but her mouth is small, and my dick is big, so i think she wasnt able to put it all on. she sucked it for maybe 5 min and then stopped. Almost choked on my milk. Deepthroat that bitch! If it's not coming out of her anus, you're not doing it right.   was kinda frustrated she stops. 10 min later i convince her to try and finish the job even thought her mouth hurts, but she only does another 5 min cuz i think she got some "pre sperm liquid" in her mouth or something, and didnt cum again lol pre-floofyjuice - if she doesn't want it, fuck her! Plenty of gals wanting to bathe in this fountain of love.   so she rubbed it. but iot eventually got limp (a girl stroking a cock whitout lub isnt exactly the best way to cum) So which one do you prefer over it more over girl doin' it? - doing it yourself or putting peanut butter on your balls and let your dog do it?   so i was thinking, "hey bitch i bring u wiis, drive ur sisters, dont mind u being an ugly fat retard, and u wont even finish ur godamn blowjob" Yeah, you should tell that bitch that! What a bitch. Doesn't deserve to be with a class chap like you. She OWES you those orgasms for you driving her family around. Fuck! Makes me angry just to hear about that kinda bitches.   i obv denied obv.   so im gonna see her again this week, she said i would get more this time, dunno if shes into anal or something but i hope she ends her stupid job. Looking forward into your first attempt to do anal.   im kinda ashamed to have a deficient girl as gf tho I'm sure the feeling's mutual, don't be ashamed.   btw the fat dude CONSTANTLY makes sexual jokes its sick annoying lol That's surprising.   oh and no worries, unless he use advantage of my sleep he cannot rape me i would crush him in a fight im sure. and i doubt he would sexually abuse any1 but its true he constantly walks around the house half naked lol Yeah, cuz pervs always wake you up and never use any tools to force you to do their bidding. You'll out-alpha him fo sho.   after reading on LP, i decided i would attempt to touch her pussy. so after removing her pants, i decide to go touch the panties to excite her. WTF IT WAS SOOOOOO WET. i insta removed my hand that was disgusting lol good that you insta-did it. You could've gotten aids. LOL, I love you Muhweli!

Muhweli you hero

I can't describe how i feel after reading floofy post, i just cant! omg! oOAIOjdfasdiasd Its so funny, incredible, weird, unreal and almost made me cry rofling. I dont think that somebody EVER imagine that this could happen. EVER.