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On December 09 2008 11:40 Floofy wrote: max i was talking about my gf

O_o

...ok if this doesn't prove to be a sick level we have to find that fat girl and sue her for taking advantage of a fellow lper's mental disabilities

On December 09 2008 12:29 Royal_Rumble wrote: i feel like really kicking you in the balls because you are the most pathetic fuck ever. All the girls that care about you lowlife scumfuck are called "fatty" or "thing" by you. You don't want "allow that thing [your girlfriend] to reproduce", guess what, that baby would be double retarded because you would be the father. Never ever would I call my girlfriend "that thing" nor would I anyone allow to call her that way. Accept the facts and play in your league. What the fuck is wrong with you. It's neither look nor games you are simply an asshole, show some respects for your friends. Holy shit, am I tilted. You have the social competence of a retarded 13 year old whose mother used to smoke crack during pregnancy.

QFT

Something doesn't compute in my mind here and i find it suspicious:

A - Its perfectly fine to not be able to have a boner the first time since most of us get over excited by the girls and end up unloading in their pants. This is what happened when i was 16 and got my first sexual relation, after 1,5 hours of boobs squeezing and shit i was unable to have a boner and unloaded my sauce in my pants. BUT the next day, i think i fucked her for like 2 hours and got my revenge. I find it suspicious you can't fuck her after so many attempts, something is wrong here.

B - You look like you'd rather talk to some random dude who's well dressed (who the fuck cares ?) than with girls.

Im serious when i say you could be gay, don't be offended and shit but you might consider this option. Any men who didn t have real sex for years would fuck any girl easy, if you force me to not have sex for months i could probably hit on almost any females, i'd be like in a sex franzy and believe me i wouldn't have any boner problems as long as the girls is not too disgusting. My 2 cents...

On December 08 2008 23:07 Floofy wrote: another thing i forgot she wasnted me to be on top but i insisted she be on top. but cuz shes fat it was maybe a lil tough for her. anyways next time she wants me to fuck her in some other way

dude when ur a noob at sex, and if the girls fat having her on top is a very very bad idea...

i think having a girl on top kinda takes a little more skill for the guy, slight changes in her angle require a totally different humping motion and alot of girls just blow at being on top.. plus a fat one is just gonna insta get self conscious and dry up and cry inside..

dont try and pull some porn star shit ur first time, just get on top and hump the shit outa her till it starts to feel good.. also eat bananas so u dont cramp up

On December 09 2008 07:29 PandaSaurus wrote: Were you really this desperate to get laid Floof?

I'm not sure floofy has even had sex yet. From the sound of it, it seems that sex has been had with him.

Personally a passive girl is sucha turnoff in bed and when the girl said floofy's the girl and he's the guy. I'm sure this was one of the meanings for that. It is funny tho how a mentally challenged girl appears to be smarter than him. The girl must be so ashamed to walk around with ya.

Guy can do so much in the girl on top positions and mr. floofster hasn't even grabbed the boobs voluntarily - pretty sure that we can rule out any thrusting motion on that note alone - afterall, her disgusting wet vag (those things are disgusting! at least the poopers aren't wet) was close to floofsters privates - he'd have to "insta-eject obv".

Still kinda crackling up about floofy concluding that when girl promises more after failed coitus in one of the top 3 most common positions - it'd mean anal sex.

Keep up the good work floofy and post some pics.

I also like the contrast you bring to your writing by subsequently referring to the girl as "retarded fatty" and "my gf".

On December 09 2008 11:27 Floofy wrote: or i could fuck her 10 more times to be experienced while hoping i dont get aids or allow this thing to reproduce....

Yeah.... youll have it locked after 10 times....

2 down, 8 to go.

POST A PICTURE OF YOUR GF FLOOFY

good thing we have muhweli to dissect all the fail thats been going on because i was personally discouraged from even trying it

i still can't believe she hasn't figured out that you never had sex before... even being mentally challenged doesn't sound like a good excuse enough

On December 09 2008 14:37 byrnesam wrote: POST A PICTURE OF YOUR GF FLOOFY

does she sound like a fortunate enough person to possess a camera to you? let alone know how to use it

i mean, according to floofy, she'd probably go like "wow this is so unique and shiny"

Or go on webcam, american pie style

On December 09 2008 14:52 Loco wrote: good thing we have muhweli to dissect all the fail thats been going on because i was personally discouraged from even trying it i still can't believe she hasn't figured out that you never had sex before... even being mentally challenged doesn't sound like a good excuse enough

eh she sounds like she has "figured out" and she's trying to be nice about it

then again we can't tell from floofys truncated and one-sided version of events and dialogue

This Floofy guy has to be one of the top levellers out there on the internetz.

Otherwise I would just swallow everything in your mom's medicine cabinet with a big nice gulp of ammonia.

On December 09 2008 11:27 Floofy wrote: or i could fuck her 10 more times to be experienced while hoping i dont get aids or allow this thing to reproduce....

Okey Floofer,

I don't know if you are trolling, BUT IF YOU ARE NOT >

YOU ARE SERIOUSLY ONE FUCKING SAD PIECE OF SHIT, JEZUS CHRIST MAN.

"THIS THING" , YOU SACK OF SHIT, GO DIE ALONE IN A HOLE SOMEWHERE.

HAVE YOU NO RESPECT? YOU DESERVE THE AIDS, I HOPE U GET THE AIDS IN UR SCRAWNY LITTLE ASS

THAT FAT GUY SHOULD BALLGAG YOU AND RAPE U WITH BUTTSECKS USING A


ALSO IT IS NEVER TOO LATE TO BE AN HERO, I SUGGEST YOU LOOK INTO IT BUDDY

SEX IS USELESS IF UR NOT INTO IT. ARE YOU'RE HANDS CRIPPLED?

GOT SOME MASTURBATION PROBLEMS? CAN'T WATCH PORN? www.XNXX.COM BITCH

YOU ARE RUINING URSELF WITH THIS SHIT, ARE YOU BLIND?

THINK YOU WILL BE PROUD OF THIS IN TEN YEARS ? WTF IS UR VIEW ON WOMEN?

YOU LOOKING FOR CONFIDENCE? IS THAT IT? THINK U WILL FEEL BETTER ABOUT URSELF AFTER FUCKING SOME RANDOM !RETARDED! CHICK?

YOU CAN FCKING FORGET ABOUT IT, THIS AINT THE WAY MY FRIEND

YOU ARE ON THE ROAD TO EPIC FUCKING P H A I L E P I C F U C K I N G P H A I L

STOP IT RIGHT NOW, IT IS PROBABLY NOT TO LATE. GET UR SHIT TOGETHER LOOK AT WTF UR DOING WHY UR DOING IT WHO UR DOING IT WITH ITS OVER 9000 FAILS

SEX WITHOUT SEXY ISNT SEX MKAYZ


tl;dr; www.xnxx.com, it rocks.

wow brambo, that quite sums it up. nh

ok i have a new idea for LP, u know in counter strike when ur in a server u can type admin_vote_kick (player name) ... i think we should b able to do this, like this retard above me.. just vote to kick him for like 5 hours or something..

On December 09 2008 15:36 milkman wrote: ok i have a new idea for LP, u know in counter strike when ur in a server u can type admin_vote_kick (player name) ... i think we should b able to do this, like this retard above me.. just vote to kick him for like 5 hours or something..

i give you an epic pile of porn and this is my thx? n_n

On December 09 2008 13:19 Sheitan wrote: if you force me to not have sex for months i could probably hit on almost any females, i'd be like in a sex franzy and believe me i wouldn't have any boner problems as long as the girls is not too disgusting. My 2 cents...

today for fun i looked around in my class in college and every single girls were better looking, and by a lot. and keep in mind the girl being DEFICIENT is a turn off, this thing isnt all about looks

lol hehe floofy is awesome :D keep it up man one day you'll grow outa this shit and look back and never regret it (only wanna cover ur ass which is perfectly logical)
enjoy ur youth while u can man , before u become another brick in the wall
ur as innocent as you believe you are (until u go to jail) so don't listen to the haters

Get a therapist floofy. Mental and Sexual.

Every response from me now on will only be this because it is obvious you have HUGE conflicts going on and LP isn't the place to fix it.

On December 09 2008 16:01 brambolius wrote: Show nested quote + On December 09 2008 15:36 milkman wrote: ok i have a new idea for LP, u know in counter strike when ur in a server u can type admin_vote_kick (player name) ... i think we should b able to do this, like this retard above me.. just vote to kick him for like 5 hours or something.. i give you an epic pile of porn and this is my thx? n_n

since it turned up on ur website i feel i just have to link the greatest video on the internet currently

NSFW

(might have to click it a few times before it works