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Floofy   Canada. Dec 09 2008 18:19. Posts 8708 | | |
| On December 09 2008 17:01 Highcard wrote:
Get a therapist floofy. Mental and Sexual.
Every response from me now on will only be this because it is obvious you have HUGE conflicts going on and LP isn't the place to fix it. |
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Misjka   Netherlands. Dec 09 2008 18:24. Posts 266 | | |
| On December 09 2008 12:29 Royal_Rumble wrote:
i feel like really kicking you in the balls because you are the most pathetic fuck ever. All the girls that care about you lowlife scumfuck are called "fatty" or "thing" by you. You don't want "allow that thing [your girlfriend] to reproduce", guess what, that baby would be double retarded because you would be the father.
Never ever would I call my girlfriend "that thing" nor would I anyone allow to call her that way. Accept the facts and play in your league. What the fuck is wrong with you.
It's neither look nor games you are simply an asshole, show some respects for your friends.
Holy shit, am I tilted. You have the social competence of a retarded 13 year old whose mother used to smoke crack during pregnancy. |
Its about a page ago, but i need to QFT, because it soo well articulates my thoughts (and probably those of everyone around here....) |
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Baalim   Mexico. Dec 09 2008 18:36. Posts 34294 | | |
| On December 09 2008 13:19 Sheitan wrote:
Something doesn't compute in my mind here and i find it suspicious:
A - Its perfectly fine to not be able to have a boner the first time since most of us get over excited by the girls and end up unloading in their pants. This is what happened when i was 16 and got my first sexual relation, after 1,5 hours of boobs squeezing and shit i was unable to have a boner and unloaded my sauce in my pants. BUT the next day, i think i fucked her for like 2 hours and got my revenge. I find it suspicious you can't fuck her after so many attempts, something is wrong here.
B - You look like you'd rather talk to some random dude who's well dressed (who the fuck cares ?) than with girls.
Im serious when i say you could be gay, don't be offended and shit but you might consider this option. Any men who didn t have real sex for years would fuck any girl easy, if you force me to not have sex for months i could probably hit on almost any females, i'd be like in a sex franzy and believe me i wouldn't have any boner problems as long as the girls is not too disgusting. My 2 cents... |
no A does happen, atleast it did to me, iv never been a premature ejaculator, on the contrary i am not easily aroused. |
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Floofy   Canada. Dec 09 2008 18:44. Posts 8708 | | |
if u guys keep saying negative shit i wont update anymore ok? |
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this thread exists because people said negative shit about you: "baal said I will never get a girl because I am too ugly".
Nothing has changed since 5.5k posts. Everybody is stomping on you, just seems like you slowly are realizing it. |
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Loco   Canada. Dec 09 2008 18:56. Posts 20993 | | |
dude negative shit is what has driven this thread since the beginning, don't be a faggot and keep updating or i'll have someone rape you in the ass |
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Baalim   Mexico. Dec 09 2008 19:01. Posts 34294 | | |
u need updates with pics btw |
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Fayth   Canada. Dec 09 2008 19:06. Posts 10085 | | |
I don't stomp on floofy, I encourage him, go floofy, more updates |
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Sheitan   Canada. Dec 09 2008 19:27. Posts 4217 | | |
| On December 09 2008 16:33 Floofy wrote:
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On December 09 2008 13:19 Sheitan wrote:
if you force me to not have sex for months i could probably hit on almost any females, i'd be like in a sex franzy and believe me i wouldn't have any boner problems as long as the girls is not too disgusting. My 2 cents... |
today for fun i looked around in my class in college and every single girls were better looking, and by a lot. and keep in mind the girl being DEFICIENT is a turn off, this thing isnt all about looks
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Come on we are not asking you to marry her, she wants sex you want sex so unless she's a monster i don't understand while you fail at fucking her... If she's so disgusting ask for a blowjob and think of someone else, at least you'll unload your burden into a woman... |
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Floofy   Canada. Dec 09 2008 19:29. Posts 8708 | | |
actually sheitan its what i did but she stopped after 5 min.
ill try to convince her to do a decent lenght blowjob, in exhange of fucking her properly |
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Baalim   Mexico. Dec 09 2008 19:39. Posts 34294 | | |
| On December 09 2008 18:29 Floofy wrote:
actually sheitan its what i did but she stopped after 5 min.
ill try to convince her to do a decent lenght blowjob, in exhange of fucking her properly |
oh wow sick reward... she will blow a guy and in exchange she will get a floppy clumsy virgin dick in  |
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brambolius   Netherlands. Dec 09 2008 20:18. Posts 1708 | | |
| On December 09 2008 18:06 Fayth wrote:
I don't stomp on floofy, I encourage him, go floofy, more updates |
you filthy roman lol |
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ikc5   United States. Dec 09 2008 20:19. Posts 406 | | |
| On December 09 2008 17:19 Floofy wrote:
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On December 09 2008 17:01 Highcard wrote:
Get a therapist floofy. Mental and Sexual.
Every response from me now on will only be this because it is obvious you have HUGE conflicts going on and LP isn't the place to fix it. |
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dude you're fucking a 19 year old fat retard, failing at it, placing whatever shreds of pitiful self esteem you hold in whether or not you get laid, and you're completely oblivious to what's wrong here. Like Loco said, you're the Sklansky of LP, the parallels are obvious, and nobody would ever claim that man wouldn't benefit from therapy. Heh... he could keep it up with his challenged girl though at least. Everyone finds your last few updates disturbing, though still admittedly funny. I know you're not going to listen to anyone, but seriously if you don't want to be an impotent loser your whole life you better act now, if not therapy than a physician for going limp TWICE, that shit could only get worse as you get older.
You might not be able to admit you've got some serious psychological problems, and I'm not one to say as I've only read your posts and never met you. But I'd definitely get everything checked out as far as your genitals are concerned, there's a decent likelihood you have an STD now and you may have some medical reasons for not being able to keep it up.
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Lol just kidding, I don't actually care one shred for your well being. Just keep doing what you're doing, the updates are highly amusing. |
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Sheitan   Canada. Dec 09 2008 21:10. Posts 4217 | | |
| On December 09 2008 18:01 Baal wrote:
u need updates with pics btw |
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masterfrywad   United States. Dec 09 2008 21:16. Posts 329 | | |
i don't get how any of this was better than just hiring a pretty hooker who knows how to suck dick
htf do you even go limp? are you that repulsed by her? were you drunk? are you just gay? |
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Floofy   Canada. Dec 09 2008 21:28. Posts 8708 | | |
i think im repulsed by her lol |
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Baalim   Mexico. Dec 09 2008 21:46. Posts 34294 | | |
| On December 09 2008 20:28 Floofy wrote:
i think im repulsed by her lol |
no ur not ur just either nervous or gay.... or both
so pick ur choice |
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kemo   Denmark. Dec 09 2008 21:46. Posts 573 | | |
too many people jumping on the "so so(ok, really really)easy to flame floofy-train" that is is ruing this thread. I think it's great what floofy is doing. I know two guys who are basicly just sitting in their own rooms, not doing anything about it, gaming wow. Even though he has failed a few times, loads of times, he is learning, and pretty darn close.
Floofy, please go on with your great endevaour pf the opposite sex.
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Floofy   Canada. Dec 09 2008 21:50. Posts 8708 | | |
dude im serious when i say everybody in my class is way hotter than her. why is it so hard to believe im not attracted to her
im probably nervous too.
and i cant rly be gay ive been jerking off to girls since forever.... |
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Loco   Canada. Dec 09 2008 21:50. Posts 20993 | | |
| On December 09 2008 20:46 kemo wrote:
too many people jumping on the "so so(ok, really really)easy to flame floofy-train" that is is ruing this thread. I think it's great what floofy is doing. I know two guys who are basicly just sitting in their own rooms, not doing anything about it, gaming wow. Even though he has failed a few times, loads of times, he is learning, and pretty darn close.
Floofy, please go on with your great endevaour pf the opposite sex.
eff the haters |
... did you even read the thread? |
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