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CrownRoyal   United States. Dec 10 2008 00:31. Posts 11386

can someone pull up the quote where in 1yr floofy is gonna be ballin' with a super hot chick?

WHAT IS THIS 

PokerDoc88   Australia. Dec 10 2008 01:57. Posts 3527

lol floofy you're such a fuckhead


wilddamon   New Zealand. Dec 10 2008 02:16. Posts 158

wtf floofy, would you get a life and stop calling all the girls that so much as notice you names.

No girl is going to like you if you call her "fatty", "retarded" or "it". Seriously. Get. some. respect.

Besides, aren't a few curves better than a sack of bones any day?


Perisie   . Dec 10 2008 02:34. Posts 801


  On December 09 2008 16:57 Perisie wrote:
lol hehe floofy is awesome :D keep it up man one day you'll grow outa this shit and look back and never regret it (only wanna cover ur ass which is perfectly logical)
enjoy ur youth while u can man , before u become another brick in the wall
ur as innocent as you believe you are (until u go to jail) so don't listen to the haters



im just gonna quote myself incase u missed it coz it sounded like ur feelin bad vibes which was never my intentions


Karma    Australia. Dec 10 2008 06:48. Posts 3538

pics of thegirl?

fish mentality 

dogmeat   Czech Republic. Dec 10 2008 06:57. Posts 6374


  On December 10 2008 05:48 Karma wrote:
pics of the thing?

ban baal 

brambolius   Netherlands. Dec 10 2008 09:08. Posts 1708

Heat......EXTEND 

ikc5   United States. Dec 10 2008 10:49. Posts 406


  On December 10 2008 05:57 dogmeat wrote:
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lol nh.

AWESOME mentally handicapped, slept with like 30 guys, meeting her mum on the first date, unprotected sex, 12 year old girls.FIST PUMP - YOU ARE A MAN, MY SON. -Byrensam 

Loco   Canada. Dec 10 2008 10:59. Posts 20992


  On December 09 2008 22:54 Floofy wrote:
well ill go out with her enough so i fuck properly, stop being disgusted by her pussy (lol) and things like that, then if i still dislike the relationship ill stop

i mean, im giving her a chance ok? maybe itll work ok? i cant fall in love in a single day



yeah, keep fooling yourself that there's potential in a genuine relationship and potential love story with a mentally challenged girl which disgusts you and which you are embarrassed to be with to the point where you call her "it" and ugly, retarded etc to look better on the internet

..christ

fuck I should just sell some of my Pokemon cards, if no one stakes that is what I will have to do - lostaccount 

Muhweli   Finland. Dec 10 2008 11:07. Posts 10663


  On December 09 2008 18:29 Floofy wrote:
ill try to convince her to do a decent lenght blowjob, in exhange of fucking her properly



Don't make promises you can't deliver, sir.

Floofy says: my dick is easily bigger than 90% of guys i checked it on the net | Floofy says: i im also doing movements  

Loco   Canada. Dec 10 2008 11:08. Posts 20992

loooooooooool so true

fuck I should just sell some of my Pokemon cards, if no one stakes that is what I will have to do - lostaccount 

TheTank   United States. Dec 10 2008 11:46. Posts 830

floofy did u get laid?

sigh...its like they are throwing money out of a helicopter and i dont have any hands...so i just break even. 

TheTank   United States. Dec 10 2008 11:52. Posts 830


  On December 09 2008 23:16 Floofy wrote:
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i did acquire looks shut up
acnee greatly improved, clothes improved, 10 more lbs of muscle, hair a lil less messy (still sucks but whatever)


god floofy i just want to show you my life man. if we lived together dude, we would work out, you'd get huge and look like a beast, we'd snort coke and drink patron and get laid 5-6 times a day. livin the life.

sigh...its like they are throwing money out of a helicopter and i dont have any hands...so i just break even. 

Brobebrato   Bulgaria. Dec 10 2008 12:23. Posts 276

I hope your "gf" will read this ... would be even bigger epic love story and then you can sell it for $$$ blockbuster KICKASS hit better than Titanic.

Fortes Fortuna Adiuvat  

LostDevil   . Dec 10 2008 13:22. Posts 99

http://www.vh1.com/shows/casting_call/auxiliary.jhtml?id=882912

might as well apply...

you seem to be perfect except for the 4th point: * You are intellectually gifted but socially stunted!

oh... and you cant speak english very well. that might be a problem. just apply anyways, youll make their day.

ship ship hooray 

WhenICanIWill   United States. Dec 10 2008 13:30. Posts 473

omg link this thread if you apply, you'll be a shoo-in


Fayth    Canada. Dec 10 2008 14:05. Posts 10085


  On December 10 2008 10:52 TheTank wrote:
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god floofy i just want to show you my life man. if we lived together dude, we would work out, you'd get huge and look like a beast, we'd snort coke and drink patron and get laid 5-6 times a day. livin the life.


the vast majority of girls don't like "huge"

at all

Im not sure what to do tomorrow when I see her, should I shake her hand?? -Floofy 

SpasticInk   Sweden. Dec 10 2008 14:43. Posts 6298

wait what, did Floofy get laid?!?


MayZerG   United Kingdom. Dec 10 2008 14:45. Posts 2123


  On December 10 2008 13:05 Fayth wrote:
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the vast majority of girls don't like "huge"

at all



BS,

every girl likes a dude with muscles and a six-pack.

I like to hold all the nuts - CrownRoyal 

TheTank   United States. Dec 10 2008 14:49. Posts 830


  On December 10 2008 13:45 MayZerG wrote:
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BS,

every girl likes a dude with muscles and a six-pack.



any girl that is decent looking and not retarded likes muscular guys

sigh...its like they are throwing money out of a helicopter and i dont have any hands...so i just break even. 

 
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