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ikc5   United States. Dec 10 2008 23:00. Posts 406


  On December 10 2008 14:01 Tien wrote:
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I'm saying you can do better. And you can.


You're making progress.


Ignore the other losers in this thread trying to put you down.


To be honest, I don't think you are horribly ugly or anything. You just need a personality / confidence boost.


+1, I like giving you shit Floofy, but you can definitely do better and this is technically progress. Hopefully you've built up the confidence you need and find somebody who isn't utterly repulsive and stupid and you can have a serious girlfriend like you dreamed of in the start of the thread. You have gone through quite a lot and clearly put some effort into this, good luck.

AWESOME mentally handicapped, slept with like 30 guys, meeting her mum on the first date, unprotected sex, 12 year old girls.FIST PUMP - YOU ARE A MAN, MY SON. -Byrensam 

Amnesty   United States. Dec 11 2008 01:52. Posts 69

Actually floofy is doin good i admit. My friend for example is still a virgin and hes 26 i think.
I don't think he is ever going to get laid. Hes like, i don't how to describe 'cartoony' is a good word lol
He's either not talking or telling a story that would have been funny in 3rd grade and telling it really really animated.
He's also obnoxious and cries a lot.

I never saw a wild thing sorry for itself. A small bird will drop frozen dead from a bough without ever having felt sorry for itself. 

Muhweli   Finland. Dec 11 2008 08:28. Posts 10663

Anyone with dedication and willingness to sink below the level most people would consider atrocious, can get laid. I think this thread is proof of these individuals existing on the female side as well.

I understand people being supportive and happy for floofy and whatnot for getting to try to stick it in a moist hole that isn't of his own making, but whilst amount of lack of effort combined with a decent sample size is reasonably respectable, his attitude and way of acting is not.

This girl is probably the best thing that has happened in his life and instead of being grateful, he's putting her down in a non-literal way and emphasizing how embarrassed he is of everything ranging from buying condoms (that and connecting with a 12yo just confirm some earlier thoughts about his mental age) to even being seen with a woman just shows how big of a dick he really is.

Even without all the social awkwardness and mind of a child, he doesn't deserve to get laid and in fact should be prevented from doing so for the sake of humanity.

Get your shit together and appreciate what you've accomplished and don't try to act like you're better than her, because you're not. From all the stuff heard this far, she's just overly horny girl who probably doesn't get laid in general because of her looks - but in a social setting, she probably does better than you ever will.

FUCK!

Had to get that out of my system. Now I can concentrate on sarcasm again. Yay, go floofy!

Floofy says: my dick is easily bigger than 90% of guys i checked it on the net | Floofy says: i im also doing movements  

Karma    Australia. Dec 11 2008 08:49. Posts 3538


  On December 11 2008 00:52 Amnesty wrote:
Actually floofy is doin good i admit. My friend for example is still a virgin and hes 26 i think.
I don't think he is ever going to get laid. Hes like, i don't how to describe 'cartoony' is a good word lol
He's either not talking or telling a story that would have been funny in 3rd grade and telling it really really animated.
He's also obnoxious and cries a lot.

awesome friend

fish mentality 

pinbaLL    Sweden. Dec 11 2008 08:54. Posts 7243


  On December 10 2008 18:02 PokerDoc88 wrote:
congratulations floofy you put your dick in a woman HI5

now keep putting it in till u get it right, then kick her to the curb!

solid plan, i wouldn't think any less of you


Me neither, he cant possibly sink any lower

can he?

oh, AMEN to muhweli btw.

 Last edit: 11/12/2008 09:26

lebowski   Greece. Dec 11 2008 08:57. Posts 9205


  On December 11 2008 07:28 Muhweli wrote:
Anyone with dedication and willingness to sink below the level most people would consider atrocious, can get laid. I think this thread is proof of these individuals existing on the female side as well.

I understand people being supportive and happy for floofy and whatnot for getting to try to stick it in a moist hole that isn't of his own making, but whilst amount of lack of effort combined with a decent sample size is reasonably respectable, his attitude and way of acting is not.

This girl is probably the best thing that has happened in his life and instead of being grateful, he's putting her down in a non-literal way and emphasizing how embarrassed he is of everything ranging from buying condoms (that and connecting with a 12yo just confirm some earlier thoughts about his mental age) to even being seen with a woman just shows how big of a dick he really is.

Even without all the social awkwardness and mind of a child, he doesn't deserve to get laid and in fact should be prevented from doing so for the sake of humanity.

Get your shit together and appreciate what you've accomplished and don't try to act like you're better than her, because you're not. From all the stuff heard this far, she's just overly horny girl who probably doesn't get laid in general because of her looks - but in a social setting, she probably does better than you ever will.

FUCK!

Had to get that out of my system. Now I can concentrate on sarcasm again. Yay, go floofy!


ty

new shit has come to light... a-and... shit! man... 

SpasticInk   Sweden. Dec 11 2008 09:12. Posts 6298


  On December 11 2008 07:28 Muhweli wrote:
Anyone with dedication and willingness to sink below the level most people would consider atrocious, can get laid. I think this thread is proof of these individuals existing on the female side as well.

I understand people being supportive and happy for floofy and whatnot for getting to try to stick it in a moist hole that isn't of his own making, but whilst amount of lack of effort combined with a decent sample size is reasonably respectable, his attitude and way of acting is not.

This girl is probably the best thing that has happened in his life and instead of being grateful, he's putting her down in a non-literal way and emphasizing how embarrassed he is of everything ranging from buying condoms (that and connecting with a 12yo just confirm some earlier thoughts about his mental age) to even being seen with a woman just shows how big of a dick he really is.

Even without all the social awkwardness and mind of a child, he doesn't deserve to get laid and in fact should be prevented from doing so for the sake of humanity.

Get your shit together and appreciate what you've accomplished and don't try to act like you're better than her, because you're not. From all the stuff heard this far, she's just overly horny girl who probably doesn't get laid in general because of her looks - but in a social setting, she probably does better than you ever will.

FUCK!

Had to get that out of my system. Now I can concentrate on sarcasm again. Yay, go floofy!



Couldn't have said it better myself.


PplusAD   Germany. Dec 11 2008 09:37. Posts 7180

Lol i just recently discoverd this thread after Royal_rumble said to me in RL that this is teh best thread ever in history of the INternetz.
I read through some of the stuff and its just : "WTF rofl incredible WTF "

I linked it to a friend
Hes a cool guy and actually he is one of my best friends.
Hes pretty funny and stuff

However he has a real problem with finding girls to make love ^^.
His standarts are simply high above what he could afford.
Hes not ugly but a little overweight.
He aims for really hot girls only though and therefore is still virgin.

maybe floofy s story will help him to lower his standarts ^^

U see what i did there with A8 ? He 4 bets and there we go insta jam A8 : ---booooom -- . hahahaha ( Krantz) 

Floofy   Canada. Dec 11 2008 10:02. Posts 8708


  On December 11 2008 07:28 Muhweli wrote:
Anyone with dedication and willingness to sink below the level most people would consider atrocious, can get laid. I think this thread is proof of these individuals existing on the female side as well.

I understand people being supportive and happy for floofy and whatnot for getting to try to stick it in a moist hole that isn't of his own making, but whilst amount of lack of effort combined with a decent sample size is reasonably respectable, his attitude and way of acting is not.

This girl is probably the best thing that has happened in his life and instead of being grateful, he's putting her down in a non-literal way and emphasizing how embarrassed he is of everything ranging from buying condoms (that and connecting with a 12yo just confirm some earlier thoughts about his mental age) to even being seen with a woman just shows how big of a dick he really is.

Even without all the social awkwardness and mind of a child, he doesn't deserve to get laid and in fact should be prevented from doing so for the sake of humanity.

Get your shit together and appreciate what you've accomplished and don't try to act like you're better than her, because you're not. From all the stuff heard this far, she's just overly horny girl who probably doesn't get laid in general because of her looks - but in a social setting, she probably does better than you ever will.

FUCK!

Had to get that out of my system. Now I can concentrate on sarcasm again. Yay, go floofy!



ur wrong, this girl gets laid
she might not have best looks ever but shes a decent "seducer" and is obviously easy as hell and not difficult at all, so.... she gets gets laid plenty.
and no i dont think this is the best thing that has hapened in my life.....

james9994: make note dont play against floofy, ;( 

morph1   Sierra Leone. Dec 11 2008 10:05. Posts 2352


  On December 11 2008 07:49 Karma wrote:
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awesome friend


well floofy is not far away from that.. it's just 3-4 years
edit.. man i missed 2 pages.. and floofy lose his virginity
epic fail

Always Look On The Bright Side of LifeLast edit: 11/12/2008 10:45

Rekrul   United States. Dec 11 2008 10:30. Posts 3338

floofy did you know 25% of american females have genital herpes (age 18-40 group) and that it is HIGHLY contagious?

you didn't use a rubber man.......

you should go get tested asap, a white trash skank like that who will just fuck any random guy...oh man

LOvEDoM says: ALL IN WAR 

PokerDoc88   Australia. Dec 11 2008 10:33. Posts 3527


  On December 11 2008 09:02 Floofy wrote:
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ur wrong, this girl gets laid
she might not have best looks ever but shes a decent "seducer" and is obviously easy as hell and not difficult at all, so.... she gets gets laid plenty.
and no i dont think this is the best thing that has hapened in my life.....


u miss the point. after voluntarily having sex with this girl, you proceed to call her an 'it' and 'thing' and say really offensive things. you also say your plan is to use her to "get experienced at sex", at which point you'll dump her. with friends like you, who needs enemies?


Baalim   Mexico. Dec 11 2008 10:48. Posts 34291


  On December 11 2008 09:30 Rekrul wrote:
floofy did you know 25% of american females have genital herpes (age 18-40 group) and that it is HIGHLY contagious?

you didn't use a rubber man.......

you should go get tested asap, a white trash skank like that who will just fuck any random guy...oh man



25% who told u that? the baptist church for abstinence of idaho? that is obv bullshit Dan

Ex-PokerStars Team Pro Online 

PokerDoc88   Australia. Dec 11 2008 10:50. Posts 3527

iirc 90% of people carry some form of herpes virus, mostly in latent form


Muhweli   Finland. Dec 11 2008 11:04. Posts 10663


  On December 11 2008 09:02 Floofy wrote:
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ur wrong, this girl gets laid
she might not have best looks ever but shes a decent "seducer" and is obviously easy as hell and not difficult at all, so.... she gets gets laid plenty.
and no i dont think this is the best thing that has hapened in my life.....


So she's better than you on that front too.

Not sure whether your point was that you're not the only one daring enough to (try to) stick it in her or that she does what you can't, but I don't think it's very flattering either way. Ah well, at least you have reasonable shirt, right?


What's the best thing then? Getting a new graphics card for your comp?

And judging from your response, you pretty much ignored the point I was making, but then again - you've been doing that to everyone for 270 pages now.

Floofy says: my dick is easily bigger than 90% of guys i checked it on the net | Floofy says: i im also doing movements Last edit: 11/12/2008 11:10

Baalim   Mexico. Dec 11 2008 11:13. Posts 34291


  On December 11 2008 09:30 Rekrul wrote:
floofy did you know 25% of american females have genital herpes (age 18-40 group) and that it is HIGHLY contagious?

you didn't use a rubber man.......

you should go get tested asap, a white trash skank like that who will just fuck any random guy...oh man



25% who told u that? the baptist church for abstinence of idaho? that is obv bullshit Dan

Ex-PokerStars Team Pro Online 

Muhweli   Finland. Dec 11 2008 11:25. Posts 10663

I actually thought it was 1 out of 3 in the U.S.

The percentage there is like really high. Not sure it's only genital herpes tho.

Floofy says: my dick is easily bigger than 90% of guys i checked it on the net | Floofy says: i im also doing movements  

Narious   Canada. Dec 11 2008 11:55. Posts 4800


  On December 11 2008 09:50 PokerDoc88 wrote:
iirc 90% of people carry some form of herpes virus, mostly in latent form



Yeah, but chicken pox is a variant of the herpes virus so what does this number actually mean?


Baalim   Mexico. Dec 11 2008 12:12. Posts 34291


  On December 11 2008 10:25 Muhweli wrote:
I actually thought it was 1 out of 3 in the U.S.

The percentage there is like really high. Not sure it's only genital herpes tho.



obv not, ud have to be a retard to believe 33% of population has genital herpes

Ex-PokerStars Team Pro Online 

Floofy   Canada. Dec 11 2008 12:26. Posts 8708

its approx 20% but 80-90% of these people have little to no symptom and doesnt even know they have it

james9994: make note dont play against floofy, ;( 

 
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