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PplusAD   Germany. Dec 12 2008 06:58. Posts 7180


  On December 12 2008 02:21 Tycho wrote:
funny how alot of stories about 'friends' who are virgins come up, yet nobody posts with it if they are a virgin themselves



I dont see how thats funny ?
Unless u either just recently had your 1st time and now ure uberproud and search the internetz for virgin stories to say to yourself : " Oh Boy i am a real man now !"
or something.
or ure a virgin yourself.

So if ure really that interested :
No i am not a virgin
i was in a relationship with one of the biggest sluts on earth ( well probably close to ) for 1,5 Years ( even my name comes from that relationship " Patricia + AD ( which are my initials)

u happy now ?

U see what i did there with A8 ? He 4 bets and there we go insta jam A8 : ---booooom -- . hahahaha ( Krantz) 

Muhweli   Finland. Dec 12 2008 07:51. Posts 10663

Funny you got offended by that. Was it a sexless relationship?

Floofy says: my dick is easily bigger than 90% of guys i checked it on the net | Floofy says: i im also doing movements  

Meat   . Dec 12 2008 07:53. Posts 3385


  On December 06 2008 22:13 Floofy wrote:
obv she eventually started touching my dick and make me get boners. i probably stood there with a boner for 1 hour at least. she stroked it some but never enough to make me cum.



RiKD    United States. Dec 12 2008 08:03. Posts 9238

hi joy, you bring joy to my life


Guillaume   Peru. Dec 12 2008 08:21. Posts 272


  On December 12 2008 02:21 Tycho wrote:
funny how alot of stories about 'friends' who are virgins come up, yet nobody posts with it if they are a virgin themselves



lololol u know... i have a friend who have a friend that ...

Idiocy: Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups. 

lebowski   Greece. Dec 12 2008 09:08. Posts 9205


  On December 12 2008 04:02 Muhweli wrote:
Some of the "high standard" guys here seem to confuse boinking with dating. If most girls in fact are annoying (as someone suggested), going out with a "high standard" girl probably takes even more of the pre-sex 'effort', such as taking her to lunch and whatnot instead of picking her up drunk, banging her and getting rid of her by morning.
The effort here is nearly inexistant if you just go out to have a good time in the first place.


Agree that hotter women need more effort generally, but that's for a good reason. Women commonly treat themselves as jewelry handed to men, the more they think of themselves the pickier they will be towards them.

I may be missing something here but I'm not going to pursue one night stands with half wasted girls that I don't find desirable enough just to be able to high five my (e-)buddies that I scored once more.
Usually the sex needs 1-2 times to get real good anyway.

And I'm not really a high standard guy, it just seems to me that this "get laid to get laid" attitude is a bit flawed.Get laid if you think you're going to have a good time,wtf is the point of trying it when you can't really see that happening*? Assuming that one night stands should be in everyone's top priority is way off imo,some people only have fun by jerking off to their own image on the mirror,some want a steady relationship,to each his own.I understand that many times 'high standards' are excuses to be introvert and never do anything,but to people who actually do have choices, following the life style you advocate is by no means the standard route

*This is what's happening to floofy right now btw,to his defence he was a virgin a few days ago

new shit has come to light... a-and... shit! man... 

Muhweli   Finland. Dec 12 2008 10:11. Posts 10663

Yeah, fair enough. But if you in fact are capable of having one night stands with hot chicks, of course you should go for it. I was merely pointing out the point that you pointed out that it is often used as a reason to be introvert or as an excuse to make one sound cooler when he's not getting any.

And yea you're right. If you in fact are pursuing a real relationship which is reasonable I guess, obviously you shouldn't go for anything less than who you wanna be with cuz it wouldn't make any sense. Personally this rules out deficient fat girls from my repertoire, but hey!

I think experience is also important. You say sex takes a few times to get good but it ain't always the case. The more action each participant has gotten in the past contributes to the skill they have at their disposal as well as the overcome result of this copulation. The high standard cunts might not have had that much sex and thus, suck in bed. And hey, sometimes it just works out well because both counterparts are either open about what they like or just click. Dumdidum.

Hotness doesn't equal good sex either tho, in fact, to an extent, it might even suggest the opposite. Of course it's a lot easier to get aroused by a model or w/e, but I for one am willing to drop a grade or two if she's bomb in the sack.

You're right tho, but floofy's working his way up, he has to start somewhere (he already went from nothing to some_thing). But it does seem like he's not having a good time (unless he's spending the time with the deficient girl's little sister playing with dolls) and that shouldn't be the point of it either.

Floofy says: my dick is easily bigger than 90% of guys i checked it on the net | Floofy says: i im also doing movements Last edit: 12/12/2008 10:12

Muhweli   Finland. Dec 12 2008 12:14. Posts 10663

Floofy says: my dick is easily bigger than 90% of guys i checked it on the net | Floofy says: i im also doing movements  

PplusAD   Germany. Dec 12 2008 12:34. Posts 7180


  On December 12 2008 06:51 Muhweli wrote:
Funny you got offended by that. Was it a sexless relationship?



lol
well i cant imagine ure serious anyway ^^



I didnt really feel offended the way it looks to u
I just found his comment mega lame and nerdy. In fact i found it the most lame post ive read in a while.
Why the hell does he want to know if people who say that their friends are virgins are virgins themselfs ?

That really reminds me of some 14 year old teenagers

so i had to comment on it

My original plan was not to defend myself but show him how stupif his post was.
But looks liek i failed

it probably came over as if i really feel offended and had to massivly defend myself in the internet forums

U see what i did there with A8 ? He 4 bets and there we go insta jam A8 : ---booooom -- . hahahaha ( Krantz)Last edit: 12/12/2008 12:41

Muhweli   Finland. Dec 12 2008 14:13. Posts 10663

It kinda did, lol ;D

But I mean these forums originally spawned from a computer game semi-pro community, I wouldn't be surprised if some of these "virgin story" friends actually were of those who told them.

That being said, he was probably at least half-kidding as well. No reason to take it personally. And so what if someone's a virgin. Technically it's not even an insult. :D

Floofy says: my dick is easily bigger than 90% of guys i checked it on the net | Floofy says: i im also doing movements  

Amnesty   United States. Dec 12 2008 14:27. Posts 69


  On December 12 2008 06:53 Liquid`Meat wrote:
Show nested quote +





I didnt play the video but that guy reminds me of Elky.
Wait, is that Elky?

I never saw a wild thing sorry for itself. A small bird will drop frozen dead from a bough without ever having felt sorry for itself. 

Tycho   Netherlands. Dec 12 2008 14:31. Posts 1553

it was a bit of a joke saying that people who pust stories like that were actually the main character themselves (as muhweli said)

sorry you took it that seriously

and thanks for flaming me with it, it's ok though I don't feel offended

Poker is fun. 

RaiZ   France. Dec 12 2008 21:12. Posts 1503

Hahahah pplusad saying the biggest slut on earth. I do remember when you showed ur gf the 2QQ1cup to her and how hot she turned out.
Worth watching.

Shin-il : Yeah it was very very very good for me too. Rekrul : YOU MOTHER FUCKING FUCKING SON OF A BITCH 

Baalim   Mexico. Dec 12 2008 21:17. Posts 34291


  On December 12 2008 20:12 RaiZ wrote:
Hahahah pplusad saying the biggest slut on earth. I do remember when you showed ur gf the 2QQ1cup to her and how hot she turned out.
Worth watching.



wat

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RaiZ   France. Dec 12 2008 21:55. Posts 1503


  On December 12 2008 20:17 Baal wrote:
Show nested quote +



wat

Huh wait now that you said it was it mr.pav ?
Argh my memory...
Mea culpa.

Shin-il : Yeah it was very very very good for me too. Rekrul : YOU MOTHER FUCKING FUCKING SON OF A BITCH 

skindzer   Chile. Dec 13 2008 16:31. Posts 299

Dont listen to the haters Floofy. If you cant cum try something more extreme, maybe you are doing it too boring. Maybe in the bathroom. Or in the school.

Or try doing it near the fat guy but dont make him notice.

Anyway, good luck.


Muhweli   Finland. Dec 13 2008 17:14. Posts 10663


  On December 13 2008 15:31 skindzer wrote:
Dont listen to the haters Floofy. If you cant cum try something more extreme, maybe you are doing it too boring. Maybe in the bathroom. Or in the school.

Or try doing it near the fat guy but dont make him notice.

Anyway, good luck.



As far as I know, the problem might be that floofy just lays there and doesn't do anything. 8D

Floofy says: my dick is easily bigger than 90% of guys i checked it on the net | Floofy says: i im also doing movements  

Baalim   Mexico. Dec 13 2008 22:04. Posts 34291

updates?

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milkman   United States. Dec 13 2008 22:55. Posts 5719

YEA FLOOFDAWG wtf is goin down? btw it would b sooo sick to mix timdawgs name and floofy.. just make it Floofdawg888 on stars...

Its hard to make a easy buck legally, its impossible to make a easy buck morally. 

Narious   Canada. Dec 13 2008 23:05. Posts 4800

I think you should post logs of your MSN conversations. That could provide a lot of amusment for us and I'm sure someone will say something about your game that will help you improve.


 
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