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capaneo   Canada. Dec 14 2008 22:03. Posts 8465

This thread is so epic we have to call late night show TVs!

In US everyone is happy as long as all the prices are rising. Unless its crude oil - Marc Faber 

Baalim   Mexico. Dec 15 2008 00:44. Posts 34291

"one of the night she said, i love you, after the sex
i said, yea i also love myself"


ROFL i like that line

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Rekrul   United States. Dec 15 2008 00:54. Posts 3338

looks or game

one nerd's journey to become a man

only to realize he's gay and has the herp now

LOvEDoM says: ALL IN WAR 

matdon460   United States. Dec 15 2008 01:36. Posts 1089

LOLLLLLLLL, now post pics!!!!!

Of course it was a good shove, I won 

terrybunny19240   United States. Dec 15 2008 01:55. Posts 13829

oh man this is so gross lol

what the fuck


k4ir0s   Canada. Dec 15 2008 02:38. Posts 3478

lmao!! i love this thread

I dont know what a dt drop is. Is it a wrestling move? -Oly 

Muhweli   Finland. Dec 15 2008 03:10. Posts 10663

Having sex for four nights and not coming once. I think the problem is with you, sir. Pretty much what rekrul said I believe.

Grats on maintaining erection while inside a girl tho - that must've been difficult.

I know this has been asked many times, but never answered: What's up with the tickling?!?!?!?!?!?!??!!?!?!?!? It worked so well the first time that you now use it in every single context from meeting up to climax? Just wondering.

Floofy says: my dick is easily bigger than 90% of guys i checked it on the net | Floofy says: i im also doing movements  

Karma    Australia. Dec 15 2008 03:20. Posts 3538

lol time to dump her

fish mentality 

Perisie   . Dec 15 2008 03:26. Posts 801

haha nice floof, i was worried you were getting into something terrible but looks like you've got it all under control, good man
as for what to do now?
how well do you get on with each other without the sex?
i think staying there 4 nights in a row was a bit much (she would form a strong emotional bond which is harder to escape from)
i would wait until you've had an awkward time together (shouldnt have to wait too long) , then go home and dump her on msn. dont feel bad about "using" her for sex if thats exactly what she's been doing to you aswell


our next suggestions to floofy could be "break up lines", how about it?

after awkward/lame incident: "ive had a really great time with you but i think its time for us to move on"

 Last edit: 15/12/2008 03:28

ikc5   United States. Dec 15 2008 03:31. Posts 406


  On December 14 2008 20:46 Floofy wrote:
[QUOTE]On December 14 2008 05:40 Muhweli wrote:


one of the night she said, i love you, after the sex
i said, yea i also love myself





I laughed pretty hard at this. A+ keep it up, you sir are a MAN.

AWESOME mentally handicapped, slept with like 30 guys, meeting her mum on the first date, unprotected sex, 12 year old girls.FIST PUMP - YOU ARE A MAN, MY SON. -Byrensam 

ikc5   United States. Dec 15 2008 03:33. Posts 406


  On December 15 2008 02:10 Muhweli wrote:
Having sex for four nights and not coming once. I think the problem is with you, sir. Pretty much what rekrul said I believe.

Grats on maintaining erection while inside a girl tho - that must've been difficult.

I know this has been asked many times, but never answered: What's up with the tickling?!?!?!?!?!?!??!!?!?!?!? It worked so well the first time that you now use it in every single context from meeting up to climax? Just wondering.



Yeah that's a little alarming, he should probably visit a doctor about this. I can't imagine her being soo ugly you couldn't come 1 in 5 times, you might have some serious health problems.

AWESOME mentally handicapped, slept with like 30 guys, meeting her mum on the first date, unprotected sex, 12 year old girls.FIST PUMP - YOU ARE A MAN, MY SON. -Byrensam 

Muhweli   Finland. Dec 15 2008 03:43. Posts 10663


  On December 15 2008 02:33 ikc5 wrote:
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Yeah that's a little alarming, he should probably visit a doctor about this. I can't imagine her being soo ugly you couldn't come 1 in 5 times, you might have some serious health problems.


For real. I mean closing your eyes and grabbing them boobies and imagining it's someone attractive should be enough. I mean it's still better than jerking off w/o porn ;D

Or maybe he really is gay. That would explain the "maybe she's into anal" reference. He can imagine it's a fat guy.

Floofy says: my dick is easily bigger than 90% of guys i checked it on the net | Floofy says: i im also doing movements  

Perisie   . Dec 15 2008 04:05. Posts 801


  On December 15 2008 02:43 Muhweli wrote:
Show nested quote +



For real. I mean closing your eyes and grabbing them boobies and imagining it's someone attractive should be enough. I mean it's still better than jerking off w/o porn ;D

Or maybe he really is gay. That would explain the "maybe she's into anal" reference. He can imagine it's a fat guy.



pfft dont listen to them floofy theyve obviously never had the fortune to be with ugly females before


Pinos   Mexico. Dec 15 2008 04:20. Posts 164


Poll: Who was floofy thinking of?
(Vote): the 12yo
(Vote): half naked fat guy
(Vote): the black guy from the girl+dildo/black guy question

 Last edit: 15/12/2008 04:20

FC   United Kingdom. Dec 15 2008 04:22. Posts 98

Wheres the 'all of the above' option?


ikc5   United States. Dec 15 2008 04:22. Posts 406

If Floofy wants to live the rest of his life in impotence because he was too embarrassed to see a physician, I guess that's his choice, it'd be kinda un-ironic and "just" in some strange way. Clearly he's not gay or he would have picked up plenty of dudes by now, unless he's in hardcore denial.

AWESOME mentally handicapped, slept with like 30 guys, meeting her mum on the first date, unprotected sex, 12 year old girls.FIST PUMP - YOU ARE A MAN, MY SON. -Byrensam 

ikc5   United States. Dec 15 2008 04:27. Posts 406

12yo easy, there's no way he could be that closeted when he's like 20 or so and not horrible looking or religious, he'd have mad dudes and probably never would have started this thread.

AWESOME mentally handicapped, slept with like 30 guys, meeting her mum on the first date, unprotected sex, 12 year old girls.FIST PUMP - YOU ARE A MAN, MY SON. -Byrensam 

PokerDoc88   Australia. Dec 15 2008 05:26. Posts 3527


  On December 15 2008 02:20 Karma wrote:
lol time to dump her


Spitfiree   Bulgaria. Dec 15 2008 05:58. Posts 9634


  On December 14 2008 20:46 Floofy wrote:
one of the night she said, i love you, after the sex
i said, yea i also love myself


DATS RITE U A PIMP


brambolius   Netherlands. Dec 15 2008 10:54. Posts 1708

floofer now that u got laid was it worth it???

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