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Muhweli   Finland. Dec 15 2008 11:22. Posts 10663


  On December 15 2008 03:22 ikc5 wrote:
If Floofy wants to live the rest of his life in impotence because he was too embarrassed to see a physician, I guess that's his choice, it'd be kinda un-ironic and "just" in some strange way. Clearly he's not gay or he would have picked up plenty of dudes by now, unless he's in hardcore denial.




You're failing to consider that the shoelace+sock episode might've infact being a slightly rusty pickup attempt.

Floofy says: my dick is easily bigger than 90% of guys i checked it on the net | Floofy says: i im also doing movements  

Floofy   Canada. Dec 15 2008 11:33. Posts 8708


  On December 15 2008 02:33 ikc5 wrote:
Show nested quote +



Yeah that's a little alarming, he should probably visit a doctor about this. I can't imagine her being soo ugly you couldn't come 1 in 5 times, you might have some serious health problems.

or maybe its just because there was a condom, shes terrible at it, and im not aroused
i dunno

btw i can definetly cum when i jerk off.... ive never been a fast cummer but i cum in 20-30 min usually

james9994: make note dont play against floofy, ;(Last edit: 15/12/2008 11:35

Floofy   Canada. Dec 15 2008 11:34. Posts 8708


  On December 15 2008 09:54 brambolius wrote:
floofer now that u got laid was it worth it???



no its boring, jerking off is more fun than fucking her

james9994: make note dont play against floofy, ;( 

Muhweli   Finland. Dec 15 2008 12:00. Posts 10663

You still fail to realize that the problem probably isn't her as much as it is you.
It's good that you're getting more active, but blaming it on her is absurd.

Trusting her to make you cum without you doing anything might require some skills from the girl that she might not have tho, personally i don't think that many girls do it very well, but then again - it's not her "job" (unless you've driven her around) to please you but for you to please eachother.

The whole point of it is two-way interaction and just by you being active should be enough to acheive your goal unless you're gay. Take control, bitch! Tie those shoelaces together!

Floofy says: my dick is easily bigger than 90% of guys i checked it on the net | Floofy says: i im also doing movements  

Floofy   Canada. Dec 15 2008 12:20. Posts 8708

wel were both active, i do movements with my lower back, and she does some too

james9994: make note dont play against floofy, ;( 

Fayth    Canada. Dec 15 2008 12:29. Posts 10085

you need 20-30 mins of masturbation to cum?...... that's a lot lol, you prob don't know how to handle your penis yourself, gonna be hard to show her

Im not sure what to do tomorrow when I see her, should I shake her hand?? -Floofy 

Fayth    Canada. Dec 15 2008 12:32. Posts 10085

try her doggy style, close ur eyes and imagine a hot girl, you might eventually cum....

Im not sure what to do tomorrow when I see her, should I shake her hand?? -Floofy 

Muhweli   Finland. Dec 15 2008 12:36. Posts 10663

Doggy is very intuitive and easy to do, altho I find missionary probably the easiest one to cum to. Then again, that does require some level of attraction from the girl since you're facing her all the time. :D

If you can't come while doing it with a girl in the dark, imaging she's someone else - you're either gay or doing it wrong.

Floofy says: my dick is easily bigger than 90% of guys i checked it on the net | Floofy says: i im also doing movements  

Fayth    Canada. Dec 15 2008 12:41. Posts 10085

dude he takes 20-30 mins to cum, thinking about what turns him on, and now he's with a girl he doesnt find attractive AT ALL with a condom, we've got a problem

Im not sure what to do tomorrow when I see her, should I shake her hand?? -Floofy 

Floofy   Canada. Dec 15 2008 12:52. Posts 8708


  On December 15 2008 11:41 Fayth wrote:
dude he takes 20-30 mins to cum, thinking about what turns him on, and now he's with a girl he doesnt find attractive AT ALL with a condom, we've got a problem



exactly

btw, to clarify, under perfect conditions, a very good porn movie, not disturbed at all, relaxed, havent done it for a few days, and aroused a lot, i will cum faster than that, probably 10 min

but if the porn is not so good and im disturbed a few times, and ive done it not long ago, it takes 30 min

james9994: make note dont play against floofy, ;( 

Floofy   Canada. Dec 15 2008 12:54. Posts 8708

i might actually eventually pay a pro to see if the problem is the girl

if a proffessionnal good looking cocksucker cant make me cum i clearly have a problem.....

james9994: make note dont play against floofy, ;( 

PplusAD   Germany. Dec 15 2008 13:04. Posts 7180

Well i can say that bloojob needed the longset for me to come.
Average like 15-20 minutes ( Thats why my girl didnt wanna finnish me with BLowjob after some tries ... however it definitely felt best ! I was always like 1 second away from coming and this tension and sick good feeling started the first 2 minutes and held on for another 13-18 minutes)
Getting ruberd by her took like 15 minutes on average and was also very good ( Funny thing when i do it myself which i dont really enjoy i have like little sperm and almost no cumshot... If she did it i got like insane amount of sperm shooting like 1m )

Missionary sucked , since i came way too fast on average mostly ( like 5-7 Minutes)

U see what i did there with A8 ? He 4 bets and there we go insta jam A8 : ---booooom -- . hahahaha ( Krantz) 

rS.Wisdom[9]   United States. Dec 15 2008 13:06. Posts 1288

floofy seriously what the FUCK is with you and tickling????

i haven't tickled anybody since 4th grade.


Floofy   Canada. Dec 15 2008 13:21. Posts 8708

blowjob feels good but only last 5 min, then she stops
sex is boring i nearly fall asleep and never cum no matter how long
her rubbing me only excites me

james9994: make note dont play against floofy, ;( 

Muhweli   Finland. Dec 15 2008 13:41. Posts 10663

If you're falling asleep, you're doing it wrong.

PplusAD, yup. Bj takes a lot more effort and skill from the girl that actual coitus. Like you said you came too fast with missionary - just means that that's what floofy should be trying. The goal is not to prolong the experience.

Then again it sounds like Floofy just doesn't enjoy it which is supposed to be the whole point of it, lol. Wanker for life?

Floofy says: my dick is easily bigger than 90% of guys i checked it on the net | Floofy says: i im also doing movements  

Floofy   Canada. Dec 15 2008 13:44. Posts 8708

muh i think i would actually enjoy it a lot if i paid a hot looking proffessional

but doing it with a fat retarded ugly girl is no fun for me

james9994: make note dont play against floofy, ;( 

Muhweli   Finland. Dec 15 2008 13:47. Posts 10663

You're figuring out this hoe thing now? I recall 260 pages of "get a good looking whore". Nice to see we're finally getting through.

But yea, you should try that and if it doesn't work, suicide.

Floofy says: my dick is easily bigger than 90% of guys i checked it on the net | Floofy says: i im also doing movements  

capaneo   Canada. Dec 15 2008 14:08. Posts 8465

BRING OUT THE GIMP!

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Oly   United Kingdom. Dec 15 2008 14:39. Posts 3585


  On December 15 2008 12:44 Floofy wrote:
but doing it with a fat retarded ugly girl is no fun for me



wtf? So you used to be a pussy, then you realised that girls like dicks but you accidentally became an arsehole. Seriously, don't talk about girls like this.

congrats on getting laid at last though.

Researchers used brain scans to show that when straight men looked at pictures of women in bikinis, areas of the brain that normally light up in anticipation of using tools, like spanners and screwdrivers, were activated. 

milkman   United States. Dec 15 2008 14:51. Posts 5719

all this stuff is pretty standard and takes some work.. i mean, sex with a condom (depending on the condom) sometimes doesnt feel very great, i mean it feels good, but not great and then your also fucking a fat girl that your not attracted to.. you need to try out a few different condoms (at home by urself) and find a good fit and one thats thin enough.. then you need to not jerk off for like a week.. and when your having sex, keep your mind in the right place (not on her) and stay focused.. think about w/e u need to and just keep your mind in that place...

ive had girls blow me and sometimes it takes for ever and im just sitting there thinking, wtf is taking so long? this feels great and its been quite a while.. but then i realize its cuz im just staring at the top of some girls head thinking about how many times shes died her hair and why im not cumming.. it seems dumb to be having sex and then imagine having sex /w someone else or doing something different with that person just to get off, but it will help...

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