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HeRoS)eNGagE   Canada. Dec 15 2008 14:59. Posts 10896


Floofy   Canada. Dec 15 2008 15:03. Posts 8708

yea milk i think if i did all of this, and we did it for 2 hours, maybe i would eventually cum

but whats the point when i can cum in 20 min by jerking off?

james9994: make note dont play against floofy, ;( 

skindzer   Chile. Dec 15 2008 15:13. Posts 299

Can someone verify this is all true?


HeRoS)eNGagE   Canada. Dec 15 2008 15:18. Posts 10896


  On December 15 2008 14:13 skindzer wrote:
Can someone verify this is all true?


yeah
fayth was hidding under the bed


morph1   Sierra Leone. Dec 15 2008 15:19. Posts 2352


  On December 15 2008 14:18 HeRoS)eNGagE wrote:
Show nested quote +


yeah
fayth was hidding under the bed


rofl

Always Look On The Bright Side of Life 

Baalim   Mexico. Dec 15 2008 18:37. Posts 34291


  On December 15 2008 12:04 PplusAD wrote:
Well i can say that bloojob needed the longset for me to come.
Average like 15-20 minutes ( Thats why my girl didnt wanna finnish me with BLowjob after some tries ... however it definitely felt best ! I was always like 1 second away from coming and this tension and sick good feeling started the first 2 minutes and held on for another 13-18 minutes)
Getting ruberd by her took like 15 minutes on average and was also very good ( Funny thing when i do it myself which i dont really enjoy i have like little sperm and almost no cumshot... If she did it i got like insane amount of sperm shooting like 1m )

Missionary sucked , since i came way too fast on average mostly ( like 5-7 Minutes)



No girl has managed to make me cun with a BJ, but so far no girl has really put an effort into it... they need to watch more porn ffs, violent bitch, stroke it with hate!

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Highcard   Canada. Dec 15 2008 19:25. Posts 5428

Yeah most girls just give you head to get you ready for sex and are not planning on getting you off from it. I met some girls who didn't want sex but instead wanted to get off from head. At 1st it took a while to get off since I never really put effort in myself to get off the different feeling but eventually just practicing and focusing in I could get off in under like 10min. Floofy it isn't like there is a special button she hits and bam you cum, wtf. At least you are experiencing somewhat normal problems due to you being without sex your entire life.

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qwerty67890   New Zealand. Dec 15 2008 19:38. Posts 14026

Im guessing youve wanked a lot Floofy

Your penis has become accustomed to a certain type of stimulation - position, grip, tempo etc.

Coupled with being uncomfortable around a girl, incredibly awkward and apparently having no sexual attraction to the girl you call your girlfriend.

This is the reason you cant cum to her stimulation.

Given that shes slept with 30+ guys, shes no stranger to dicks and she probably has a good idea of what you wanna feel. So the problem is probably entirly your fault.


Floofy   Canada. Dec 15 2008 20:37. Posts 8708

she has had 13 BF total, not 30
and idk how many of them shes slept with

but yes its my fault for going out with a girl im not attracted to
and ur masturbation explation is possible.... i do it nearly every days....

james9994: make note dont play against floofy, ;( 

Baalim   Mexico. Dec 15 2008 20:47. Posts 34291

masturbation thing is a big myth to keep boys of their dicks.

The explanation is you are uncomfortable and nervous, so you are not experiencing the pleasure you should, i am 100% positive about this because in the past i had trouble cumming the first time i were fucking with a girl, but if a 2nd time happened i were much more comfortable about it and it was much easier.

However ill burst your bubble again even if u refuse to listen its not the lack of attraction floofy ,thats what you just tell you because its a "socially accepted" excuse, it was the same thing you did with the previous fat girl, but keep lying to yourself, you have done it since page 1, why stop now?

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Floofy   Canada. Dec 15 2008 20:53. Posts 8708

maybe its because of the condom im not comming

i think ill bring this bitch to the hospital to verify she truly is clean, and also make her sign up some sort of paper so that if i ever actually make her pregnant and actually get that "thing" to live, i wont have to pay anything, and also obv make her take the pill

with all of this ill accept to fuck whitout condoms maybe ill cum

james9994: make note dont play against floofy, ;( 

Baalim   Mexico. Dec 15 2008 20:56. Posts 34291


  On December 15 2008 19:53 Floofy wrote:
maybe its because of the condom im not comming

i think ill bring this bitch to the hospital to verify she truly is clean, and also make her sign up some sort of paper so that if i ever actually make her pregnant and actually get that "thing" to live, i wont have to pay anything, and also obv make her take the pill

with all of this ill accept to fuck whitout condoms maybe ill cum



that would only be called a "thing" because it would be a spawn of someone so pathetic and horrible as yourself.

Treat the fucking girl that finally made your pathetic sorry ass the favour of taking your virginity with a little dignity and respect.

im happy your life is miserable because you dont deserve any better

Ex-PokerStars Team Pro OnlineLast edit: 15/12/2008 20:58

Svenman87   United States. Dec 15 2008 21:03. Posts 4636


  On December 15 2008 19:53 Floofy wrote:
maybe its because of the condom im not comming

i think ill bring this bitch to the hospital to verify she truly is clean, and also make her sign up some sort of paper so that if i ever actually make her pregnant and actually get that "thing" to live, i wont have to pay anything, and also obv make her take the pill

with all of this ill accept to fuck whitout condoms maybe ill cum



do it


WhenICanIWill   United States. Dec 15 2008 21:06. Posts 473

sometimes you just get distracted/nervous or you just aren't that in to it. my advice-go in to it with bad intentions, put all your weight on top of her and nail the shit out of her, pull her hair, spank her. the cool thing is they like it when you get a little rough. fuck her like you want to fuck her, fuck her the way you think about fucking when you whack off looking at a hot girl.

baal is right, for god's sake treat her with a little bit of respect. you treat her this badly because you don't respect yourself and you think it makes you 'alpha' to treat someone else badly. and always use a rubber.

 Last edit: 15/12/2008 21:11

Floofy   Canada. Dec 15 2008 21:08. Posts 8708

also a friend of mine suggested to tell her i wont fuck her anymore until she gets me to cum using her hands/mouth. dunno if ill do it, require some balls cuz im not sure shell accept

james9994: make note dont play against floofy, ;( 

milkman   United States. Dec 15 2008 21:12. Posts 5719


  On December 15 2008 19:53 Floofy wrote:
maybe its because of the condom im not comming

i think ill bring this bitch to the hospital to verify she truly is clean, and also make her sign up some sort of paper so that if i ever actually make her pregnant and actually get that "thing" to live, i wont have to pay anything, and also obv make her take the pill

with all of this ill accept to fuck whitout condoms maybe ill cum



or just do what i said...

no girl is gonna deal with all this shit just to sleep with u.. u have to get used to condoms one way or another... man up, follow the instructions and succeed

Its hard to make a easy buck legally, its impossible to make a easy buck morally. 

Loco   Canada. Dec 15 2008 21:15. Posts 20990


  On December 15 2008 20:08 Floofy wrote:
also a friend of mine suggested to tell her i wont fuck her anymore until she gets me to cum using her hands/mouth. dunno if ill do it, require some balls cuz im not sure shell accept



are you serious? why don't u just jack off after fucking? i don't get it. it's not hard to have her suck your dick and jack off and come on her.

fuck I should just sell some of my Pokemon cards, if no one stakes that is what I will have to do - lostaccount 

milkman   United States. Dec 15 2008 21:15. Posts 5719


  On December 15 2008 14:03 Floofy wrote:
yea milk i think if i did all of this, and we did it for 2 hours, maybe i would eventually cum

but whats the point when i can cum in 20 min by jerking off?



oh and btw imo there isnt very much of a point to sex.. imo a good blow job is always better then sex.. and then sex w/o a condom is good and then jerking off is next on the level, and then sex with a condom is under that, and then sex with a ugly girl with a condom is way under that..

Its hard to make a easy buck legally, its impossible to make a easy buck morally. 

capaneo   Canada. Dec 15 2008 21:16. Posts 8465

Answer to floofy's problems



In US everyone is happy as long as all the prices are rising. Unless its crude oil - Marc Faber 

morph1   Sierra Leone. Dec 15 2008 21:16. Posts 2352

your problem is that you think too much and you got nervous
so next time you have sex, i bet you will not cum b/c now you are thinking on that shit all the fucking time

Always Look On The Bright Side of Life 

 
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