Looks or Game? - Page 288

btw i forgot to mention something
my dick is big and long... 20 cm (7 inch or something)
and the condom is only half of it and very tight, so it kinda tighten around the middle a lot. maybe its why i dont cum

On December 16 2008 10:13 Floofy wrote: btw i forgot to mention something my dick is big and long... 20 cm (7 inch or something) and the condom is only half of it and very tight, so it kinda tighten around the middle a lot. maybe its why i dont cum

hahaha you probably put it on the wrong way round

yeh your penis is a real monster

only a real woman could handle that much meat

shes a keeper

this has to be a reason you cant come, go see a doctor now for reducing penis size

i also had the same problem floofy, my penis was too large

so i became asian

there can be many reasons
first of al, the whole explanition about getting used to masturbation is possible

then there the condom tighetining in the middle reducing blow flow, that could matter

then the fact i have little attratcion for her

also there is some sort of weird psychological reasons, like fearing pregnancy or diseases, or seeing sex as sinfull, etc

so anyways dunno whats my reason

seriously, she claims she did test and got result and it said shes clean, and she says shes taking the pill and will even take the "tomorow pill" to be super safe

should i accept unportected sex? i think i should wait and bring her to hospital MYSELF to be 100% sure. what u guys think?

but im seeing her tonight and i bet this girl will be good to convince me to do it unportected

so many heroes in this thread :D

On December 15 2008 21:05 PokerDoc88 wrote: What is floofy? A miserable little pile of secrets! Die monster! You don't belong is this world! Mankind ill needs a savior such as you!

LOL That's so Castlevania: Symphony of the Night :D

HEY FUCK ALL OF YOU OK? you are giving floofy way too much shit over this thing BUT for the wrong reasons. He obviously lacks basic social skills and conducts,repeatedly insulting this person he is with, but he is just saying what he feels and he is not doing it with any sort of bad intention.You should def end this asap if you feel like that floofy, you are fucking retarded like we saw all along this thread but even you should realize there is no point in this relationship.
Maybe he is a bit of an asshole too, so what? you guys are acting so outraged and so much above this but in reality most of you are just smart enough not to verbalize your own true thoughts, stop this fake outrage because its so annoying.
Personally im life tilted by floofy too because what he does and how he thinks and considers things just seems so stupid and weird. But srsly I dont think he is an asshole at all, he just doesnt know.

What is floofy? A miserable little pile of secrets!

Die monster! You don't belong is this world!

Mankind ill needs a savior such as you!

QFT

im pretty sure condoms are like a foot long i've never heard of the length being an issue regarding condoms.

not trying to gloat because i don't have a big dick or something but i had similiar problems with condoms as well regarding blood flow, apparenty i have a thicker penis than usual or something because they make bruises and shit on my dick where the ring is and cut blood flow off if i use them.

magnum XL's are a bit wider but even they aren't much of a difference. try using condoms for "big dick" people floofy

buy magnum XL's and give the cashier a wink as you swipe your credit card.

DO NOT have unprotected sex with this girl, it will just stress ur self out.. fucking do what i said, go get some different kinds of condoms and try them out... get some trojans some durex (what i would advise) or some lifestyles and get some normal size and large size and stuff and try them out.. stop jacking off asap so u can get some back pressure in the pipes.. and try out some condoms till you find one that fits comfortably, it should be pretty tight around the base, but not super tight, make sure its unrolled all the way..

Floofy, on the inside of the box of condoms you bought is an instruction manual on how to use a condom. If your claiming the condom maxes out when it's 3-4 inches down your dick, you obviously somehow put it on wrong.

A 7 inch dick isn't huge, you should fit into almost every condom.

actually, its almost 8 inch, but i guess it doesnt change much at all lol

so yes she probably put it wrong

how the fuck did your dick grow 2 inches over the course of this thread

you said somewhere early on in this thread that your dick was 6inches long

well i mesured it, its around 17-19 centimeter but the girl calls it 20 lol

18 = 7.1 inche
20 = 7.9 inche

Hopefully my post doesn't get bogged down by the inevitable avalanche of replies...I just spent an hour catching up on this thread.

I think you guys are being too hard on Floofy. I consider myself a friend of the floof, and I find him funny, honest and good-hearted. Yes, he's horny and awkward, but a lot of us have these traits...to a different extent. Unfortunately, he and I rarely talk on MSN as he's too busy railing this girl for hours (and he probably feels more comfortable bleating out French to Fayth et al.), but I still feel compelled to speak in his defense.

I think he appreciates this girl more than he lets on, and on the forum, is between a rock and a hard place. He probably isn't enjoying the sex due to a plethora of factors, maybe nervousness, inexperience, or downright non-attraction. However, the bottom line is he can't admit the extent that he likes her, as this girl isn't "acceptable" in the serious business e-internets. If he expressed feelings for her, he would get ragged on, or perhaps the more important possibility, is that the thread might actually die off. I believe he calls her "thing", "fatty", as more of a defense mechanism than the freudian confessions of his heart. HE SHOULDN"T, and it obviously comes off as pathetic, manipulating/arrogant/plain retarded, but come on. I'm pretty sure his 'blog' here isn't a veiled brag, and despite the showers of attention, I don't think he's dying to trumpet his latest exploits. He's just being painfully honest, with a dash of defensive self-depreciation.

On a less serious note, Floofy has come a long way. Think about the positives - we got:
o his before/after pictures, where his looks have "improved significantly"
o fake-blowjob picture, where he's giving the camera a shit-eating grin
o detailed stories of the Quebecian underworld

Pretty sure that beats the fictional soul-read stories of Holdem-Joe in the Wild Wild West.

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it would be funny to bring a camera and take a pic of the fat dude lolll