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brambolius   Netherlands. Dec 23 2008 16:45. Posts 1708 | | |
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all_in_4tw   Canada. Dec 23 2008 17:39. Posts 4515 | | |
| On December 23 2008 15:32 Muhweli wrote:
Someone from Quebec has to take a pic of the missing person report. I bet they'll accidentally post it on wanted template after seeing his face instead. |
i'll watch the local news in 20 minutes... brb |
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maxousek   Czech Republic. Dec 23 2008 17:42. Posts 464 | | |
obv he is doing movements you morons ffs
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Floofy   Canada. Dec 23 2008 20:47. Posts 8708 | | |
| On December 19 2008 21:13 fakeshaver wrote:
how many girls do u estimate u have hit on since the beginning of this thread floofy? |
i meet 15 girls
also hit on 2 girls at college
and messaged tons on dating web site |
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james9994: make note dont play against floofy, ;( | |
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Floofy   Canada. Dec 23 2008 20:50. Posts 8708 | | |
| On December 19 2008 22:01 Yaffie wrote:
i haven't posted in here for a while, but wow!... the entertainment factor never fails to delivery
muhweli is definitely right. there's no way she could go for 1.5 hours on top with you doing NOTHING. i don't think most girls could go for more than a couple of minutes without needing a break.
and LOL at the constant changing of penis size!? what has it grown to today? floofy with the amount of sex you seem to be getting, your penis must be as shiny and waxed as your acura.
i must admit tho you are quite the catch - monster size hands; tri-lingual (french, broken english and binary); you can drive your partners family anywhere as long as you get 'sucked' for 30 minutes and not to mention your evergrowing willy. i'd hit it |
hmmm i do stuff too. im not just standing there
the reason she can go for 1.5 is because she randomly stops, and also, she goes slowwwww |
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Floofy   Canada. Dec 23 2008 21:37. Posts 8708 | | |
btw we finally did it whitout condom and i still didnt cum.....
(i verified shes on the pill)
but i think i wont do it anymore im scared lol |
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Floofy   Canada. Dec 23 2008 21:50. Posts 8708 | | |
seriously this girl sucks at sucking
yesterday i explained her im really frustrated that i can never cum with her, and kinda told her, ok now suck that dick way longer, do handjob if ur really tired. made her understand if she dont do it shes in trouble
so she went for like 40 min or something, but the poor girl didnt suceed.
but then i was horny as fuck and felt close to cumming and was frutrated cuz we had no condoms left....
tats why i did it
but i swear shes on the pill
also she swore her 3 EX bf always had condoms and she got tested 7 months ago her family confirmed |
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james9994: make note dont play against floofy, ;( | |
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bane   United States. Dec 23 2008 21:53. Posts 2379 | | |
still think its pretty dumb to not get her tested again right now(should have been before you went without a condom) |
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Floofy   Canada. Dec 23 2008 21:54. Posts 8708 | | |
yea i tryed to do this, but she said itll take time (something like 3 weeks for general MTS and like 3 months for official AIDS test) |
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james9994: make note dont play against floofy, ;( | |
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Floofy   Canada. Dec 23 2008 22:12. Posts 8708 | | |
i just tested again. i mesured the time
i came in 5-6 minute masturbating
its weird |
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james9994: make note dont play against floofy, ;( | |
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Fayth   Canada. Dec 23 2008 22:22. Posts 10085 | | |
jesus christ, close ur eyes and think about whatever makes u cum, whether it would be a cow or anything |
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Im not sure what to do tomorrow when I see her, should I shake her hand?? -Floofy | |
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Floofy   Canada. Dec 23 2008 22:41. Posts 8708 | | |
yestreday was funny
the 12yo had 2 friends over and im like
hey girls, if u beat me at boxing or ping pong (or some other mario party games i totally pwn) im giving u 20$
ok for a 12yo, 20$ is totally nuts its like 20K for them.
but obv they had no chance to win those at all, so we kept playing, playing, playing, they would always loose, one of em had to leave and was almost crying wanting to win one
at the end, the 12 yo had to go to bed but kept asking for more time so she can win her money
eventually, the grand pa got mad and decided to go play with electricity
so the side bet was she had to win 8 tank mission, she was on the 7th and had excelellent shot at winning the 20$, but then BOOM electricity shut down
she was SOOO mad it was hilarious |
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Baalim   Mexico. Dec 23 2008 22:53. Posts 34286 | | |
| On December 23 2008 21:41 Floofy wrote:
yestreday was funny
the 12yo had 2 friends over and im like
hey girls, if u beat me at boxing or ping pong (or some other mario party games i totally pwn) im giving u 20$
ok for a 12yo, 20$ is totally nuts its like 20K for them.
but obv they had no chance to win those at all, so we kept playing, playing, playing, they would always loose, one of em had to leave and was almost crying wanting to win one
at the end, the 12 yo had to go to bed but kept asking for more time so she can win her money
eventually, the grand pa got mad and decided to go play with electricity
so the side bet was she had to win 8 tank mission, she was on the 7th and had excelellent shot at winning the 20$, but then BOOM electricity shut down
she was SOOO mad it was hilarious |
aaaaaaaaaaaand u came. |
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Guillaume   Peru. Dec 23 2008 23:03. Posts 272 | | |
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Idiocy: Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups. | |
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masterfrywad   United States. Dec 24 2008 00:26. Posts 329 | | |
i think floofy is going to be an unsuspecting daddy soon |
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bane   United States. Dec 24 2008 00:41. Posts 2379 | | |
| On December 23 2008 23:26 masterfrywad wrote:
i think floofy is going to be an unsuspecting daddy soon |
nah he cant cum he is in the clear |
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brambolius   Netherlands. Dec 24 2008 02:57. Posts 1708 | | |
| On December 23 2008 21:53 Baal wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 23 2008 21:41 Floofy wrote:
yestreday was funny
the 12yo had 2 friends over and im like
hey girls, if u beat me at boxing or ping pong (or some other mario party games i totally pwn) im giving u 20$
ok for a 12yo, 20$ is totally nuts its like 20K for them.
but obv they had no chance to win those at all, so we kept playing, playing, playing, they would always loose, one of em had to leave and was almost crying wanting to win one
at the end, the 12 yo had to go to bed but kept asking for more time so she can win her money
eventually, the grand pa got mad and decided to go play with electricity
so the side bet was she had to win 8 tank mission, she was on the 7th and had excelellent shot at winning the 20$, but then BOOM electricity shut down
she was SOOO mad it was hilarious |
aaaaaaaaaaaand u came all over the 12y old.
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fyp np
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djforever   Canada. Dec 24 2008 03:58. Posts 1510 | | |
| On December 23 2008 21:41 Floofy wrote:
yestreday was funny
the 12yo had 2 friends over and im like
hey girls, if u beat me at boxing or ping pong (or some other mario party games i totally pwn) im giving u 20$
ok for a 12yo, 20$ is totally nuts its like 20K for them.
but obv they had no chance to win those at all, so we kept playing, playing, playing, they would always loose, one of em had to leave and was almost crying wanting to win one
at the end, the 12 yo had to go to bed but kept asking for more time so she can win her money
eventually, the grand pa got mad and decided to go play with electricity
so the side bet was she had to win 8 tank mission, she was on the 7th and had excelellent shot at winning the 20$, but then BOOM electricity shut down
she was SOOO mad it was hilarious |
wait wat... |
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Muhweli   Finland. Dec 24 2008 03:59. Posts 10663 | | |
| On December 23 2008 20:50 Floofy wrote:
seriously this girl sucks at sucking
yesterday i explained her im really frustrated that i can never cum with her, and kinda told her, ok now suck that dick way longer, do handjob if ur really tired. made her understand if she dont do it shes in trouble
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Yeah, it's all her fault. She should be in trouble. You gonna start hitting her or something? Or what is this "trouble" you speak of?
You do have that wifebeater look on you so I guess it's a reasonable way to go.
| so she went for like 40 min or something, but the poor girl didnt suceed.
but then i was horny as fuck and felt close to cumming and was frutrated cuz we had no condoms left....
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poor girl? you getting soft?
You mean that's why she did it to you without condom.
| but i swear shes on the pill
also she swore her 3 EX bf always had condoms and she got tested 7 months ago her family confirmed |
Right. HIV test has to be done 3 months after your previous intercourse with a HIV+ person.
If she uses that as an excuse, it means she has had sex with someone potentially positive within less than 3 months, rendering the 7 month old tests irrelevant. But I'm sure this didn't surprise anyone.
So you were feeling horny, close to cumming but still didn't? I bet she was doing the movements again.
That girl sounds like sucha fucking hero, trying to please this awkward loser and you give her shit for not making you cum, lol. You need to realize that she probably gets fucking tired fucking fast while riding you too.
It's the GUY who should be in control ffs. You're still the girl in your excuse for a relationship. I mean c'mon, she's giving you everything, trying to please you and you're bitching to her how it's all bad and even tho you haven't faked orgasms, i'm pretty sure it's coming to it. Plus, you seem to take keen interest in children as well which is kinda creepy. |
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Floofy says: my dick is easily bigger than 90% of guys i checked it on the net | Floofy says: i im also doing movements | |
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Muhweli   Finland. Dec 24 2008 04:00. Posts 10663 | | |
I also find funny that your 12yo partygame report seemed to have 100x more enthusiasm than any of your posts for the last 300 pages (unless they were about a 12- yo). |
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Floofy says: my dick is easily bigger than 90% of guys i checked it on the net | Floofy says: i im also doing movements | |
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