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| On December 23 2008 21:53 Baal wrote:
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On December 23 2008 21:41 Floofy wrote:
yestreday was funny
the 12yo had 2 friends over and im like
hey girls, if u beat me at boxing or ping pong (or some other mario party games i totally pwn) im giving u 20$
ok for a 12yo, 20$ is totally nuts its like 20K for them.
but obv they had no chance to win those at all, so we kept playing, playing, playing, they would always loose, one of em had to leave and was almost crying wanting to win one
at the end, the 12 yo had to go to bed but kept asking for more time so she can win her money
eventually, the grand pa got mad and decided to go play with electricity
so the side bet was she had to win 8 tank mission, she was on the 7th and had excelellent shot at winning the 20$, but then BOOM electricity shut down
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aaaaaaaaaaaand u came.
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Floofy   Canada. Dec 24 2008 16:46. Posts 8708 | | |
i did not exactly ask her family directly
i think they were talking about how her last test was 7 months ago (due to her trying to do a new one) and then i asked something like "hey didnt she do it on sunday" |
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BLo01   Canada. Dec 24 2008 17:00. Posts 298 | | |
you are such a sicko it's unbelievable |
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Sheitan   Canada. Dec 24 2008 17:16. Posts 4217 | | |
LOL pedofloofy, this thread is so epic doesn't stop to deliver. Yo Floof try to fuck her doggystyle this is the best position of all time, if you can't come this way then you're helpless, also whoever told you to go down on her is crazy. Eating pussies requires two things: the girl have to be very attractive and she needs to be shaved/proper, fuck it lol not because she sucked your dick mean that you have to lick her pussy, no fucking way. |
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Floofy   Canada. Dec 24 2008 17:34. Posts 8708 | | |
i wanted to try doggy but we couldnt get my dick inside.... maybe lub would help
and im not eating that pussy unless she ask me to, then i dunno.... keep in mind i was scared to just do it with my fingers lol |
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bane   United States. Dec 24 2008 17:45. Posts 2379 | | |
maybe thats whats keeping you from coming, you seem to be scared of a vagina |
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bane   United States. Dec 24 2008 17:45. Posts 2379 | | |
or atleast think they are disgusting |
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llllllllloooooooooll, seriously, pussy is like the best device in the whole universe. it's just...... perfect. It fits perfectly to a mans needs and there is no better feeling than some wet pussy around your fingers, tongue or cock.
Seriously, floofy, i think you are gay. Try it, maybe you like ass more. |
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Muhweli   Finland. Dec 24 2008 19:43. Posts 10663 | | |
| On December 24 2008 13:50 Baal wrote:
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On December 24 2008 13:21 Floofy wrote:
the bed is like, VERY low on the ground, and i dont like missionnary much my cock is always slipping out of her, and its like fucking long to put it in (she has mad trouble putting it in, especialy with a condom) |
errr im sure you are not aware of this but 90% of the time its the man who puts the penis in..........
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errr im sure you are not aware of who the man is in this relationship........
Long dick and slipping out in missionary doesn't compute tho. Even with poor technique that is pretty difficult, imo. Best sex she ever had man, best ever. |
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Floofy says: my dick is easily bigger than 90% of guys i checked it on the net | Floofy says: i im also doing movements | |
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Muhweli   Finland. Dec 24 2008 19:49. Posts 10663 | | |
| On December 24 2008 17:21 Royal_Rumble wrote:
llllllllloooooooooll, seriously, pussy is like the best device in the whole universe. it's just...... perfect. It fits perfectly to a mans needs and there is no better feeling than some wet pussy around your fingers, tongue or cock. |
Don't exaggerate man. Not all vags are beautiful. |
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Floofy says: my dick is easily bigger than 90% of guys i checked it on the net | Floofy says: i im also doing movements | |
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Spitfiree   Bulgaria. Dec 24 2008 19:52. Posts 9634 | | |
dont be sad Floofy just tell the 12yo to give u a head im sure she ll agree since u have better relationship with her than ur girl |
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Baalim   Mexico. Dec 24 2008 19:54. Posts 34286 | | |
i dont get it.....
303 pages giving you advice to get laid but you are actually digusted by sex!.....
pedofloofy tell her to dress like a 10yo girl, that might turn you on. |
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Sheitan   Canada. Dec 24 2008 20:59. Posts 4217 | | |
| On December 24 2008 18:49 Muhweli wrote:
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On December 24 2008 17:21 Royal_Rumble wrote:
llllllllloooooooooll, seriously, pussy is like the best device in the whole universe. it's just...... perfect. It fits perfectly to a mans needs and there is no better feeling than some wet pussy around your fingers, tongue or cock. |
Don't exaggerate man. Not all vags are beautiful.
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Yeah some pussies are disgusting, smell bad, too hairy, too wet (hi fountains lol). |
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floofy, is shamu(ur gf) +ev or -ev? |
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UCSB_Georgi   United States. Dec 24 2008 23:10. Posts 185 | | |
Wow this thread is epic, floofy you have delivered some timeless gems
-Thank You |
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bane   United States. Dec 24 2008 23:14. Posts 2379 | | |
probably good chance her vag is disgusting but still seems like he is disgusted by it and doesn't like the movements |
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mrpav.com   Canada. Dec 25 2008 00:39. Posts 3069 | | |
| On December 24 2008 17:21 Royal_Rumble wrote:
llllllllloooooooooll, seriously, pussy is like the best device in the whole universe. it's just...... perfect. It fits perfectly to a mans needs and there is no better feeling than some wet pussy around your fingers, tongue or cock.
Seriously, floofy, i think you are gay. Try it, maybe you like ass more. |
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WastedGate   United States. Dec 25 2008 00:48. Posts 667 | | |
if your dick is coming out of a <20 yr old pussy in missionary then your penis is small...PERIOD.
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mrpav.com   Canada. Dec 25 2008 01:09. Posts 3069 | | |
| On December 24 2008 23:48 WastedGate wrote:
if your dick is coming out of a <20 yr old pussy in missionary then your penis is small...PERIOD.
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fakeshaver   United States. Dec 25 2008 03:13. Posts 1313 | | |
this girl is 2 old for him i think. just think of the girls sister when u want to cum. ez game ship it |
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