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Floofy   Canada. Jan 07 2009 11:41. Posts 8708 | | |
i wanted to stop but ill just add one more post cuz its so fucking weird
i got tired of never cumming after 4 days so after her mini blowjob i would start masturbating. so like, sex-blowjob-masturbating and so on. she didnt seem to like this much but whatever, once i got close to cumming, i told her to have sex. but it didnt work even after like 15 min
then did same thing with a blowjob.... it felt great (after i told her to stop hitting it with her teeths) but i still couldnt cum that way
i finally got tired and masturbated until i came on her
idk wtf is up with this, i convinced her we will eventually try to put on a sex movie while we do it to test if problem is excitation |
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Svenman87   United States. Jan 07 2009 14:05. Posts 4636 | | |
| On January 07 2009 10:41 Floofy wrote:
i wanted to stop but ill just add one more post cuz its so fucking weird
i got tired of never cumming after 4 days so after her mini blowjob i would start masturbating. so like, sex-blowjob-masturbating and so on. she didnt seem to like this much but whatever, once i got close to cumming, i told her to have sex. but it didnt work even after like 15 min
then did same thing with a blowjob.... it felt great (after i told her to stop hitting it with her teeths) but i still couldnt cum that way
i finally got tired and masturbated until i came on her
idk wtf is up with this, i convinced her we will eventually try to put on a sex movie while we do it to test if problem is excitation |
wtf this is your last post on this thread?
WTF FLOOFY YOU CANT STOP NOW YOU'RE A FUCKING HERO ON LP
btw, she must be awful at giving a blowjob... Teeth = PHAIL
sex movie will be a phail too imo, but to each their own. You're still in your own head too much to cum. |
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Floofy   Canada. Jan 07 2009 14:43. Posts 8708 | | |
its like... she didnt touch it with her teeth once or twice.... it was like constantly lolll
so i told her geez careful with the teeths. she eventually stopped after some whining. |
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CrownRoyal   United States. Jan 07 2009 14:58. Posts 11386 | | |
a local drunk semi friend hero always tells girls for whatever reason that he rarely gets to hang out with him this line
"Watch the teeth bitch or you'll be leaving without them"
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Baalim   Mexico. Jan 07 2009 15:46. Posts 34286 | | |
your probably doing it slow as fuck lol |
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Floofy   Canada. Jan 07 2009 15:57. Posts 8708 | | |
actually i have a decent speed in doggy.... i think.... |
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Baalim   Mexico. Jan 07 2009 16:02. Posts 34286 | | |
u gotta do it faster to the point u phisically cant move faster/harder especially when u think u are getting relatively close to cum. |
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mrpav.com   Canada. Jan 07 2009 16:03. Posts 3069 | | |
THis thread is so sad its insane. They should do a whole 20 min show on it on dave chappelle or something  |
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Floofy   Canada. Jan 07 2009 16:06. Posts 8708 | | |
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Daranee   United States. Jan 07 2009 16:43. Posts 50 | | |
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Tien   Canada. Jan 07 2009 17:38. Posts 1605 | | |
I think we are due for the pics of your sister's friend whom you claimed was very hot.
Enough fat chick stories. You owe us some better stuff Floofy. |
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brambolius   Netherlands. Jan 07 2009 17:55. Posts 1708 | | |
just couldnt let it die huh |
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Parker417   United States. Jan 07 2009 18:05. Posts 331 | | |
BOTH GET TO THE GYM AND WATCH PICK UP ARTIST FAG
well kinda both but yeah.... |
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Muhweli   Finland. Jan 07 2009 19:23. Posts 10663 | | |
I wonder how many hours of oral total it took for Floofy to realize that she, using her teeth, was doing it wrong. I mean he made her read tutorials for crying out loud. Oh god, I had forgotten that and am chuckling up for that too.
And only now realizing that going as fast as he can is the way to go? What was the natural way of trying to cum before this? Slowing down? Good rhythming is the key to lasting long, but nobody wants to die of boredom in bed (Reminds me of a story someone told about a girl riding him for 1.5 hours straight - don't remember who that was, but personally i'd probably fall asleep during that time). |
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Muhweli   Finland. Jan 07 2009 19:24. Posts 10663 | | |
(Unless I had a good book to read) |
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Floofy says: my dick is easily bigger than 90% of guys i checked it on the net | Floofy says: i im also doing movements | |
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Sheitan   Canada. Jan 07 2009 19:29. Posts 4217 | | |
Well you still have a backdoor cum draw .... |
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CrownRoyal   United States. Jan 08 2009 04:15. Posts 11386 | | |
| On January 07 2009 18:29 Sheitan wrote:
Well you still have a backdoor cum draw .... |
with a 2 outer to the gut shot draw |
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Baalim   Mexico. Jan 08 2009 04:33. Posts 34286 | | |
| On January 08 2009 03:15 CrownRoyal wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 07 2009 18:29 Sheitan wrote:
Well you still have a backdoor cum draw .... |
with a 2 outer to the gut shot draw
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the gut shot is pretty standard |
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Muhweli   Finland. Jan 08 2009 04:44. Posts 10663 | | |
Ya well being the dog doesn't seem to work for him. At least fishes can come from behind and scoop. |
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Floofy says: my dick is easily bigger than 90% of guys i checked it on the net | Floofy says: i im also doing movements | |
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dogmeat   Czech Republic. Jan 08 2009 07:50. Posts 6374 | | |
| On January 08 2009 03:15 CrownRoyal wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 07 2009 18:29 Sheitan wrote:
Well you still have a backdoor cum draw .... |
with a 2 outer to the cum shot draw
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