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Floofy   Canada. Mar 16 2008 16:00. Posts 8708


  On March 16 2008 13:44 Tien wrote:
Oh that would be so awesome, each LP member chips in 10 bucks for the get floofy laid project.



not that i dont appreciate your kind idea, but i think im making progress. ill first try to do it by myself

i think its a good beginning for someone socially akward who never danced before to have contact danced with one of hottest chick in the bar for hours

james9994: make note dont play against floofy, ;( 

Loco   Canada. Mar 16 2008 16:02. Posts 20987


  On March 16 2008 15:00 Floofy wrote:
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not that i dont appreciate your kind idea, but i think im making progress. ill first try to do it by myself

i think its a good beginning for someone socially akward who never danced before to have been used by one of hottest chick in the bar for hours who didnt give a shit about me

fuck I should just sell some of my Pokemon cards, if no one stakes that is what I will have to do - lostaccount 

sawseech   Canada. Mar 16 2008 16:09. Posts 3182


  On March 16 2008 14:57 Steal City wrote:
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why? lol. I like to get instant rapport with the girl and immediately go into interview/screening mode, it's a big turn on for her that I'm screening her and thus her looks alone don't qualify her... past bfs are easily led into by them if they want to after you ask them about their family life. What does your dad/mom do... sisters/brothers.

Also, first dates? r u serious? When u meet the girl it should normally morph into a first date and first date is always the "getting to know you" interview talk and it's fucking fun as hell for both parties



iunno how u work but i don't ask about when they were last in a relationship and who with. if i ask anything, it's for them to tell me something interesting about themselves, or for them to tell me an interesting story about themselves. i don't open doors to them talking about some guy whose dick they sucked 200 times.

i don't give 2 shits about what they do for a living or any other stuff that could fit on a resume (as long as they aren't destitute or anything cuz dealing with the lifenitting/goldiggery is just too much work). previous relationships and suchlike fall firmly under that category. i want to find out about the person, not the stuff - the stuff ain't shit.

lets go fucking mental la la la la lets go fucking mental lets go fucking mental lala la la 

Floofy   Canada. Mar 16 2008 16:09. Posts 8708

welll....
the ugly chick "used" her friend to dance with me
and i "used" the ugly friend to dance with the hot chick.
fair deal

james9994: make note dont play against floofy, ;( 

sawseech   Canada. Mar 16 2008 16:11. Posts 3182

basically if i ask her to tell me a story and she starts talking about stuff she did with her last bf, it's auto eject chk plz take yo scrubber ass home

lets go fucking mental la la la la lets go fucking mental lets go fucking mental lala la la 

RiKD    United States. Mar 16 2008 16:15. Posts 9212


  On March 16 2008 14:35 FrEaK[S.sIR] wrote:
You don't need lessons, just do something like this:



Raver girls are pretty fucking cute.



that dude is fucking nasty.


sawseech   Canada. Mar 16 2008 16:22. Posts 3182

meh im bored and worn out so ill run a diatribe on bitches v women

bitches think and say shit at random

women are self aware and sincere

bitches want your money

women value your time

bitches expect shit for free

women want to earn your respect

bitches are surprised when i eject them

women understand why i eject them

bitches see black shoes

women see bruno maglis

lets go fucking mental la la la la lets go fucking mental lets go fucking mental lala la la 

Steal City   United States. Mar 16 2008 16:23. Posts 2537

first off, her job passion hobbies and family life, where she grew up what her dad and mom do are all part of who she is and what she does. 2ndly, I found out learning about family history can help screen out girls that will develop dependent relationships with you or cheat on you et cetera. Finally, I don't open ask about bfs but they always tell me and I like hearing about it. They don't tell me what they did with the bf but just how many bfs they had, if they ever considered marriage. Also, i'm not rly good at it but if u find out about the family dynamics she had growing up, or better yet if u can watch her family in action, you will know just how to push her buttons in a great way.

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sawseech   Canada. Mar 16 2008 16:24. Posts 3182

it's ez to fuck bitches, nobody should have any problem with this, if you do you're an idiot

it's hard to locate quality women and they're worth more than just fucking

lets go fucking mental la la la la lets go fucking mental lets go fucking mental lala la la 

kimseongchan   United States. Mar 16 2008 16:30. Posts 2089

psh
poppin + breaking ftw!


Floofy   Canada. Mar 16 2008 16:35. Posts 8708


  On March 16 2008 15:24 sawseech wrote:
it's ez to fuck bitches, nobody should have any problem with this, if you do you're an idiot

it's hard to locate quality women and they're worth more than just fucking



im an idiot lol

well i guess if i really wanted i coulda fucked the ugly girl but the hardest part woulda been getting and keep an erection off that thing

james9994: make note dont play against floofy, ;(Last edit: 16/03/2008 16:38

qwerty67890   New Zealand. Mar 16 2008 16:56. Posts 14026


  On March 16 2008 15:35 Floofy wrote:
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im an idiot lol

well i guess if i really wanted i coulda fucked the ugly girl but the hardest part woulda been getting and keep an erection off that thing


You shoulda done it.

Theres no point being rolled for the big game if you dont know how to play when the cards get dealt.

View these girls as practice swings - work on your game, learn some female anatomy, learn how bra straps work etc.

That way if you ever find a 10 youll at least be slightly prepared and wont be a fumbling around.

If she was that ugly, that just means you need to drink more.


qwerty67890   New Zealand. Mar 16 2008 16:57. Posts 14026

also next time try and get some pictures of you with these girls so we can critique them.


Floofy   Canada. Mar 16 2008 17:08. Posts 8708

sam your right if i took 10 beers or something i coulda fucked her but i dunno.....

if u took 100 random girls she was clearly in the bottom 5. small fat and bad looking
kelly will probably go dance with me. she is a lil chubby but sick eyes which is most important for dancing imo

james9994: make note dont play against floofy, ;( 

qwerty67890   New Zealand. Mar 16 2008 17:11. Posts 14026

who is Kelly? post a pic....

is that the one you met online?


Floofy   Canada. Mar 16 2008 17:15. Posts 8708

i wont post a pic yet. yes i meet her online

my buddy took pics. i hope he took of a pic of me dancing with the chicks

james9994: make note dont play against floofy, ;(Last edit: 16/03/2008 17:19

qwerty67890   New Zealand. Mar 16 2008 17:18. Posts 14026

shes the one whos 16 right?


Floofy   Canada. Mar 16 2008 17:21. Posts 8708

yes. and yes its illegal to bring her in that bar. and yes none cares lol

james9994: make note dont play against floofy, ;( 

qwerty67890   New Zealand. Mar 16 2008 17:24. Posts 14026

where you gonna dance with her?

school disco?

knock back a couple of cokes with a fruit juice shot to chase it down, have a couple of sausage rolls and a slice of pizza then tear up the dance floor to quebcs finest teen pop music.


FrEaK[S.sIR]   Canada. Mar 16 2008 17:27. Posts 1848


  On March 16 2008 16:08 Floofy wrote:
sam your right if i took 10 beers or something i coulda fucked her but i dunno.....

if u took 100 random girls she was clearly in the bottom 5. small fat and bad looking
kelly will probably go dance with me. she is a lil chubby but sick eyes which is most important for dancing imo



How about being in shape so you don't get winded in 10 mins?


 
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