On March 16 2008 13:44 Tien wrote:
Oh that would be so awesome, each LP member chips in 10 bucks for the get floofy laid project.
not that i dont appreciate your kind idea, but i think im making progress. ill first try to do it by myself
i think its a good beginning for someone socially akward who never danced before to have been used by one of hottest chick in the bar for hours who didnt give a shit about me
fuck I should just sell some of my Pokemon cards, if no one stakes that is what I will have to do - lostaccount
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sawseech   Canada. Mar 16 2008 16:09. Posts 3182
On March 16 2008 11:10 sawseech wrote:
if someone isn't amusing u, eject
if someone says something stupid, eject
if someone says something about their bf or former bf or any other guy, eject
eject these bitches like cassettes - if u a real woman you tolerate guys who tolerate silly bitches?
the hot one had a bf and viewed you as dogfood for her friend and you tolerated it.
if someone says something about their bf or former bf or any other guy, eject
that's the only one i have a real problem with... when a girl says something about her past bf it's usually a good sign. If she knows ur intent it's her basically telling you her relationship history and what she expects from guys. Many times though women will screen for better guys by doing things to try to intimidate them. This does not mean they're bitches... it might actually mean they're more high caliber girls that have to have more effective ways to screen for guys. They're hoping you'll keep your cool and not be intimidated bc like everyone else, they're hoping to meet someone.
The past bf thing is great though, if I hear past bf stories, I know I'm in.
i think 2nd date, minor chatter about random past happenings is appropriate
for pillow talk, it's appropriate
openers or first date, not appropriate. period. ever.
why? lol. I like to get instant rapport with the girl and immediately go into interview/screening mode, it's a big turn on for her that I'm screening her and thus her looks alone don't qualify her... past bfs are easily led into by them if they want to after you ask them about their family life. What does your dad/mom do... sisters/brothers.
Also, first dates? r u serious? When u meet the girl it should normally morph into a first date and first date is always the "getting to know you" interview talk and it's fucking fun as hell for both parties
iunno how u work but i don't ask about when they were last in a relationship and who with. if i ask anything, it's for them to tell me something interesting about themselves, or for them to tell me an interesting story about themselves. i don't open doors to them talking about some guy whose dick they sucked 200 times.
i don't give 2 shits about what they do for a living or any other stuff that could fit on a resume (as long as they aren't destitute or anything cuz dealing with the lifenitting/goldiggery is just too much work). previous relationships and suchlike fall firmly under that category. i want to find out about the person, not the stuff - the stuff ain't shit.
lets go fucking mental la la la la lets go fucking mental lets go fucking mental lala la la
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Floofy   Canada. Mar 16 2008 16:09. Posts 8708
welll....
the ugly chick "used" her friend to dance with me
and i "used" the ugly friend to dance with the hot chick.
fair deal
james9994: make note dont play against floofy, ;(
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sawseech   Canada. Mar 16 2008 16:11. Posts 3182
basically if i ask her to tell me a story and she starts talking about stuff she did with her last bf, it's auto eject chk plz take yo scrubber ass home
lets go fucking mental la la la la lets go fucking mental lets go fucking mental lala la la
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RiKD   United States. Mar 16 2008 16:15. Posts 9212
On March 16 2008 14:35 FrEaK[S.sIR] wrote:
You don't need lessons, just do something like this:
Raver girls are pretty fucking cute.
that dude is fucking nasty.
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sawseech   Canada. Mar 16 2008 16:22. Posts 3182
meh im bored and worn out so ill run a diatribe on bitches v women
bitches think and say shit at random
women are self aware and sincere
bitches want your money
women value your time
bitches expect shit for free
women want to earn your respect
bitches are surprised when i eject them
women understand why i eject them
bitches see black shoes
women see bruno maglis
lets go fucking mental la la la la lets go fucking mental lets go fucking mental lala la la
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Steal City   United States. Mar 16 2008 16:23. Posts 2537
first off, her job passion hobbies and family life, where she grew up what her dad and mom do are all part of who she is and what she does. 2ndly, I found out learning about family history can help screen out girls that will develop dependent relationships with you or cheat on you et cetera. Finally, I don't open ask about bfs but they always tell me and I like hearing about it. They don't tell me what they did with the bf but just how many bfs they had, if they ever considered marriage. Also, i'm not rly good at it but if u find out about the family dynamics she had growing up, or better yet if u can watch her family in action, you will know just how to push her buttons in a great way.
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sawseech   Canada. Mar 16 2008 16:24. Posts 3182
it's ez to fuck bitches, nobody should have any problem with this, if you do you're an idiot
it's hard to locate quality women and they're worth more than just fucking
lets go fucking mental la la la la lets go fucking mental lets go fucking mental lala la la
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kimseongchan   United States. Mar 16 2008 16:30. Posts 2089
psh
poppin + breaking ftw!
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Floofy   Canada. Mar 16 2008 16:35. Posts 8708
On March 16 2008 15:24 sawseech wrote:
it's ez to fuck bitches, nobody should have any problem with this, if you do you're an idiot
it's hard to locate quality women and they're worth more than just fucking
im an idiot lol
well i guess if i really wanted i coulda fucked the ugly girl but the hardest part woulda been getting and keep an erection off that thing
james9994: make note dont play against floofy, ;(
Last edit: 16/03/2008 16:38
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qwerty67890   New Zealand. Mar 16 2008 16:56. Posts 14026
On March 16 2008 15:24 sawseech wrote:
it's ez to fuck bitches, nobody should have any problem with this, if you do you're an idiot
it's hard to locate quality women and they're worth more than just fucking
im an idiot lol
well i guess if i really wanted i coulda fucked the ugly girl but the hardest part woulda been getting and keep an erection off that thing
You shoulda done it.
Theres no point being rolled for the big game if you dont know how to play when the cards get dealt.
View these girls as practice swings - work on your game, learn some female anatomy, learn how bra straps work etc.
That way if you ever find a 10 youll at least be slightly prepared and wont be a fumbling around.
If she was that ugly, that just means you need to drink more.
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qwerty67890   New Zealand. Mar 16 2008 16:57. Posts 14026
also next time try and get some pictures of you with these girls so we can critique them.
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Floofy   Canada. Mar 16 2008 17:08. Posts 8708
sam your right if i took 10 beers or something i coulda fucked her but i dunno.....
if u took 100 random girls she was clearly in the bottom 5. small fat and bad looking
kelly will probably go dance with me. she is a lil chubby but sick eyes which is most important for dancing imo
james9994: make note dont play against floofy, ;(
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qwerty67890   New Zealand. Mar 16 2008 17:11. Posts 14026
who is Kelly? post a pic....
is that the one you met online?
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Floofy   Canada. Mar 16 2008 17:15. Posts 8708
i wont post a pic yet. yes i meet her online
my buddy took pics. i hope he took of a pic of me dancing with the chicks
james9994: make note dont play against floofy, ;(
Last edit: 16/03/2008 17:19
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qwerty67890   New Zealand. Mar 16 2008 17:18. Posts 14026
shes the one whos 16 right?
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Floofy   Canada. Mar 16 2008 17:21. Posts 8708
yes. and yes its illegal to bring her in that bar. and yes none cares lol
james9994: make note dont play against floofy, ;(
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qwerty67890   New Zealand. Mar 16 2008 17:24. Posts 14026
where you gonna dance with her?
school disco?
knock back a couple of cokes with a fruit juice shot to chase it down, have a couple of sausage rolls and a slice of pizza then tear up the dance floor to quebcs finest teen pop music.
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FrEaK[S.sIR]   Canada. Mar 16 2008 17:27. Posts 1848
On March 16 2008 16:08 Floofy wrote:
sam your right if i took 10 beers or something i coulda fucked her but i dunno.....
if u took 100 random girls she was clearly in the bottom 5. small fat and bad looking
kelly will probably go dance with me. she is a lil chubby but sick eyes which is most important for dancing imo
How about being in shape so you don't get winded in 10 mins?