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FrEaK[S.sIR]   Canada. Mar 19 2008 20:26. Posts 1848

Fuck you.

My penis enlargement program is epic. It'll revolutionize the eastern world..


Floofy   Canada. Mar 19 2008 20:31. Posts 8708

yo get the fuck out of my thread if ur gonna give fake advice

james9994: make note dont play against floofy, ;( 

FrEaK[S.sIR]   Canada. Mar 19 2008 20:34. Posts 1848

Blow me.


CrownRoyal   United States. Mar 19 2008 20:44. Posts 11386

he would, but you have too much girth from your 5step program

stfu fag

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FrEaK[S.sIR]   Canada. Mar 19 2008 20:46. Posts 1848

I'm so insulted that you just told me my penis is huge

</3


CrownRoyal   United States. Mar 19 2008 20:48. Posts 11386

anyone who is on the internet to brag about their penis size has some serious self-confidence problems.

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Floofy   Canada. Mar 19 2008 20:49. Posts 8708


Poll: Ban freak?
(Vote): Yes
(Vote): No

james9994: make note dont play against floofy, ;( 

FrEaK[S.sIR]   Canada. Mar 19 2008 20:50. Posts 1848

Yes, I'm bragging about my penis size.

That's exactly what I'm doing.


Rekrul   United States. Mar 19 2008 20:57. Posts 3338

so last night i had a dream i was in my house in ohio playing some 10 20 game with like four 2+2 kids, and i meant to raise 80 preflop with my 10 10, but i accidentally picked up 900 instead, then the 2+2 kids that i was playing with were like naw naw u can take it back u know u didnt mean to

then im like no no you fucking nits once its in its in and to add onto that im allin in the dark on the flop

but for some reason i had to go upstairs for a second so i tell them to deal it out and if it goes to show down flip over my cards and sort out who owes who

then i come back and theres cards all over the floor and i see a JJTxx board and some kid has a jack and my cards are missing and im like WTF I HAD 10 10 I SWEAR TO GOD

then we were arguing for a long time and they were lecturing to me that im the scum of the earth, then i grabbed a baseball bat and started chasing them but they managed to get away in some tractor

then i went back into my house and one of their mothers was there and she was lecturing me calling me scum then i told her that im going to fucking kill her then i woke up

LOvEDoM says: ALL IN WAR 

Rekrul   United States. Mar 19 2008 20:58. Posts 3338

what does this mean?

LOvEDoM says: ALL IN WAR 

Baalim   Mexico. Mar 19 2008 21:07. Posts 34286

That you are a flaming homosexual obviously

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CrownRoyal   United States. Mar 19 2008 21:10. Posts 11386

i think it means you should equip yourself with a jet fighter airplane to bomb the tractor in your next dream imo

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Tien   Canada. Mar 19 2008 23:01. Posts 1605


  On March 18 2008 17:58 Floofy wrote:
Show nested quote +



its actually a new haircut lol. maybe not new enough



You're kidding me.


Get a haircut every month or something.


Honestly I couldn't tell the difference.

Only one life to live 

Tien   Canada. Mar 19 2008 23:02. Posts 1605


  On March 19 2008 19:26 Baal wrote:
BTW a good advice that could have helped me last weekend, carry 1 condon in the wallet and the rest in the car, otherwise u wont be able to pull a morning quickie and it sucks to wake up horny next to a naked girl and u cant do much about it cuz u spent it on the night :<




Sure you can, insert penis into butt.

Only one life to live 

Baalim   Mexico. Mar 19 2008 23:08. Posts 34286


  On March 19 2008 22:02 Tien wrote:
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Sure you can, insert penis into butt.


good advice but she was quite mmm... newbie at it so i dont think she was into anal yet

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Loco   Canada. Mar 20 2008 00:28. Posts 20987

lol get away in a tractor

fuck I should just sell some of my Pokemon cards, if no one stakes that is what I will have to do - lostaccount 

PokerDoc88   Australia. Mar 20 2008 01:40. Posts 3527

Floofy GET YOUR NECK CHECKED~! you may have iodine deficiency. Not a joke post.


qwerty67890   New Zealand. Mar 20 2008 02:23. Posts 14026


  On March 19 2008 19:58 Rekrul wrote:
what does this mean?



tractors are faster than you think


XoXthajmanXoX   United States. Mar 20 2008 03:59. Posts 834


  On March 19 2008 19:57 Rekrul wrote:
so last night i had a dream i was in my house in ohio playing some 10 20 game with like four 2+2 kids, and i meant to raise 80 preflop with my 10 10, but i accidentally picked up 900 instead, then the 2+2 kids that i was playing with were like naw naw u can take it back u know u didnt mean to

then im like no no you fucking nits once its in its in and to add onto that im allin in the dark on the flop

but for some reason i had to go upstairs for a second so i tell them to deal it out and if it goes to show down flip over my cards and sort out who owes who

then i come back and theres cards all over the floor and i see a JJTxx board and some kid has a jack and my cards are missing and im like WTF I HAD 10 10 I SWEAR TO GOD

then we were arguing for a long time and they were lecturing to me that im the scum of the earth, then i grabbed a baseball bat and started chasing them but they managed to get away in some tractor

then i went back into my house and one of their mothers was there and she was lecturing me calling me scum then i told her that im going to fucking kill her then i woke up



Yeah so I totally missed the part of your post where it said "I had this dream" and the whole time I'm reading it I'm just like what the fuck, Rekrul is fucking hardcore. . .and then you started talking about chasing them with a bat. . .soo standard after the bullshit they pulled. . .fucking tractors, also yay for being unbanned.

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XeliN   United Kingdom. Mar 20 2008 04:44. Posts 2365

hahaha FWIW i think Freak is one of the best things in this thread A+ freak!

Steal City: if u want to get good at sex u need to read books. Its just like poker, u need to read 

 
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