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Fuck you.
My penis enlargement program is epic. It'll revolutionize the eastern world.. |
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Floofy   Canada. Mar 19 2008 20:31. Posts 8708 | | |
yo get the fuck out of my thread if ur gonna give fake advice |
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CrownRoyal   United States. Mar 19 2008 20:44. Posts 11386 | | |
he would, but you have too much girth from your 5step program
stfu fag |
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I'm so insulted that you just told me my penis is huge 
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CrownRoyal   United States. Mar 19 2008 20:48. Posts 11386 | | |
anyone who is on the internet to brag about their penis size has some serious self-confidence problems. |
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Floofy   Canada. Mar 19 2008 20:49. Posts 8708 | | |
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Yes, I'm bragging about my penis size.
That's exactly what I'm doing. |
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Rekrul   United States. Mar 19 2008 20:57. Posts 3338 | | |
so last night i had a dream i was in my house in ohio playing some 10 20 game with like four 2+2 kids, and i meant to raise 80 preflop with my 10 10, but i accidentally picked up 900 instead, then the 2+2 kids that i was playing with were like naw naw u can take it back u know u didnt mean to
then im like no no you fucking nits once its in its in and to add onto that im allin in the dark on the flop
but for some reason i had to go upstairs for a second so i tell them to deal it out and if it goes to show down flip over my cards and sort out who owes who
then i come back and theres cards all over the floor and i see a JJTxx board and some kid has a jack and my cards are missing and im like WTF I HAD 10 10 I SWEAR TO GOD
then we were arguing for a long time and they were lecturing to me that im the scum of the earth, then i grabbed a baseball bat and started chasing them but they managed to get away in some tractor
then i went back into my house and one of their mothers was there and she was lecturing me calling me scum then i told her that im going to fucking kill her then i woke up |
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Rekrul   United States. Mar 19 2008 20:58. Posts 3338 | | |
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Baalim   Mexico. Mar 19 2008 21:07. Posts 34286 | | |
That you are a flaming homosexual obviously |
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CrownRoyal   United States. Mar 19 2008 21:10. Posts 11386 | | |
i think it means you should equip yourself with a jet fighter airplane to bomb the tractor in your next dream imo |
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Tien   Canada. Mar 19 2008 23:01. Posts 1605 | | |
| On March 18 2008 17:58 Floofy wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 18 2008 16:48 Tien wrote:
Polos suck.
Get new haircut.
Get better glasses.
Man, you didn't do what I told you to do! |
its actually a new haircut lol. maybe not new enough
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You're kidding me.
Get a haircut every month or something.
Honestly I couldn't tell the difference. |
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Tien   Canada. Mar 19 2008 23:02. Posts 1605 | | |
| On March 19 2008 19:26 Baal wrote:
BTW a good advice that could have helped me last weekend, carry 1 condon in the wallet and the rest in the car, otherwise u wont be able to pull a morning quickie and it sucks to wake up horny next to a naked girl and u cant do much about it cuz u spent it on the night :< |
Sure you can, insert penis into butt. |
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Baalim   Mexico. Mar 19 2008 23:08. Posts 34286 | | |
| On March 19 2008 22:02 Tien wrote:
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On March 19 2008 19:26 Baal wrote:
BTW a good advice that could have helped me last weekend, carry 1 condon in the wallet and the rest in the car, otherwise u wont be able to pull a morning quickie and it sucks to wake up horny next to a naked girl and u cant do much about it cuz u spent it on the night :< |
Sure you can, insert penis into butt.
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good advice but she was quite mmm... newbie at it so i dont think she was into anal yet  |
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Loco   Canada. Mar 20 2008 00:28. Posts 20987 | | |
lol get away in a tractor |
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PokerDoc88   Australia. Mar 20 2008 01:40. Posts 3527 | | |
Floofy GET YOUR NECK CHECKED~! you may have iodine deficiency. Not a joke post. |
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qwerty67890   New Zealand. Mar 20 2008 02:23. Posts 14026 | | |
| On March 19 2008 19:58 Rekrul wrote:
what does this mean? |
tractors are faster than you think |
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| On March 19 2008 19:57 Rekrul wrote:
so last night i had a dream i was in my house in ohio playing some 10 20 game with like four 2+2 kids, and i meant to raise 80 preflop with my 10 10, but i accidentally picked up 900 instead, then the 2+2 kids that i was playing with were like naw naw u can take it back u know u didnt mean to
then im like no no you fucking nits once its in its in and to add onto that im allin in the dark on the flop
but for some reason i had to go upstairs for a second so i tell them to deal it out and if it goes to show down flip over my cards and sort out who owes who
then i come back and theres cards all over the floor and i see a JJTxx board and some kid has a jack and my cards are missing and im like WTF I HAD 10 10 I SWEAR TO GOD
then we were arguing for a long time and they were lecturing to me that im the scum of the earth, then i grabbed a baseball bat and started chasing them but they managed to get away in some tractor
then i went back into my house and one of their mothers was there and she was lecturing me calling me scum then i told her that im going to fucking kill her then i woke up |
Yeah so I totally missed the part of your post where it said "I had this dream" and the whole time I'm reading it I'm just like what the fuck, Rekrul is fucking hardcore. . .and then you started talking about chasing them with a bat. . .soo standard after the bullshit they pulled. . .fucking tractors, also yay for being unbanned. |
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XeliN   United Kingdom. Mar 20 2008 04:44. Posts 2365 | | |
hahaha FWIW i think Freak is one of the best things in this thread A+ freak! |
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