Looks or Game? - Page 66

So is it Looks or Game?

look i think we have different definition of hapiness

if you guys mean, just feeling alright, then sure im happy most of the time lol
i thought you guys meant a state where u got most of everything you want

aka


when u reach all that ur fairly happy

wat

On March 28 2008 20:17 Yugless wrote: wat

btw i doesnt even reach the first part of the triangle cuz no sex

closethreadbanfloofyggkthnxby

On March 28 2008 20:32 albonycee wrote: closethreadbanfloofyggkthnxbyaments

On March 28 2008 20:01 Floofy wrote: my definition of pure hapiness is a state where u can't be happier than that

What the Hell?

Okay after reading the last few pages I've come to the conclusion of this.
Follow these tips and I PROMISE YOU'LL HAVE A NUMBER IN 1 WEEK'S TIME.

ps - hooker's numbers don't count

1. Go to a grocery store/target/w/e Pick up something realy cheap. a candy. chips. bread. w/e
-Find a check out aisle with an attractive woman (make sure she looks around your age)
-Strike up a conversation. Whether it be about the weather, how her day is going, it doesn't really matter. Leave
with a 'have a good one.' or if she replied her day has been pretty busy... 'hope it gets better for ya'
-IMPORTANT- GET HER NAME -IMPORTANT

2. Go to your local great clips/hair cut place.
-The object of this mission is to keep conversation flowing.
-People who cut hair somehow have ~5 questions when you get your haircut. I find if you give one or two word
replies it shuts them up and they just cut your hair. But it's interesting if you have ever really attempted to keep
a conversation going with them it seems like before you know it you spill your entire life story onto their barber
chair.
-Try to keep up throughout the entire conversation. Always leave again with a have a good day or something along those lines

3. *THIS ONE IS COMPLICATED AND IT TAKES BALLS*
-Go to a bowling alley/bar/mall (if you fail at one place... go to the other). Preferably out of your town or city.
- Go with a friend.
- Walk up to a fairly attractive woman/group of women saying this. btw... it sounds dumb as fuck but w/e.
-you will have on paper "I'm really sorry, I have a bet with my friend that I wouldn't be able to get your number. I can't tell you this because I'm on speaker phone with him" -Nod/glance to your phone, which will be on speaker.

-IMPORTANT- I CANT STRESS ENOUGH HOW YOU NEED TO SHOW THEM THE NOTE BEFORE YOU SAY ANYTHING, OR ELSE THIS FAILS MISERABLY! EVEN MORE MISERABLY THAN YOU THINK IT COULD!

Then in a pretty idiotic and dumb voice say something to the extent, "Hey. I know you probably get this all the time, but can I get your number?"

So this scenario will look like this.
Walk over
Say Hey while pointing their attention to your note.
Glance/nod at your phone
ask the question
you face after you ask the question should be something like this. "HAVE MERCY"
- work on that face before you do it. it'll pay dividends.


Anyways after you do this 3-4x you'll bound to hit a few rude bitches who'll laugh + say no or will politely tell you they have a b/f. That's why a group works best. Once you miss with one... glance over to the next girl and put on the have mercy face.


Now're that you're a pro at pretending to ask for a girls number we'll take off the training wheels.

Go to the same mall/bar/bowling alley which ever you prefer... walk up to a woman/women with basically the same pitch.
This time instead of a handwritten

"I'm really sorry, I have a bet with my friend that I wouldn't be able to get your number. I can't tell you this because I'm on speaker phone with him" [go through the same motions]

You'll have it typed out on computer paper.

You then turn the page and it'll be another page/card of type. it'll read:

"You're probably curious as to why this is all typed"

NEXT card

"It's actually the most creative way I could think of to actually getting you're real number."

NEXT card

"I'm (enter name)"

NEXT card

"Would you be interested in a dinner and movie?"

Pull out to cards

One will say "YES" One will say "NO"
(remember what I said about the *HAVE MERCY* face... this is where it all pays off)


You'll probably get more "NO" vs "YES" but w/e I promise if you do this 10x you'll get at least 1 Yes.
and yes I know it's embarrassing as shit. but think of this. you're single now, what's the worst that can come from a girl saying no.


edit: #1 + #2 are just to help you be more comfortable with having longer conversations.

Wiki never fails to brighten my day!


Key:
green = happiest
blue
purple
orange
red = least happy

On March 28 2008 20:44 SemPeR wrote: Wiki never fails to brighten my day! Key: green = happiest blue purple orange red = least happy

its obvious that it was made by a Canadian :

Utah, USA should be like uber green due to the Mormon population. idk why... but jesus they're always happy as fuck.

I'm pretty sure yug could vouch for me that a few women would go on the date just due to the cuteness and creativity of the pickup.
AMIRITE!?

LOLLLLLLLL @ THIS MAP

sven i can already do #2. and the #3 i dont see the point, i rather have the chick give me her number cuz she like me not cuz she pities me

sure its cute and she might go on that date with you, but i doubt itll get you anywhere. girl wont fall in love with u for being cute lol

On March 28 2008 21:00 Floofy wrote: LOLLLLLLLL @ THIS MAP sven i can already do #2. and the #3 i dont see the point, i rather have the chick give me her number cuz she like me not cuz she pities me

it's not pity. The first part of #3 is to get the feeling of "OMGOSH IMA ASK HER FOR HER NUMBERZ OMGZZ I CANT LOLZ"

the 2nd part of #3 is creativity and cuteness to get a date NOT PITY. Seriously wtf >_<

it doesn't matter how you ask, if you're cute and charming you'll get the number, if you aren't you won't

On March 28 2008 21:02 Floofy wrote: sure its cute and she might go on that date with you, but i doubt itll get you anywhere. girl wont fall in love with u for being cute lol

WTF? OUR MAIN OBJECTIVE IS TO GET THE DATE. THEN A 2ND DATE AND 3RD DATE. And yes girls do fall in love with guys who are cute. Even if you are not personally cute. who gives a fuck? you got the date. Now play it out however you want. you dont have to be this huge romantic on the date. it was just a pickup.

and wtf why is mexico and a bunch of other stupid countries much happier than russia?

i can get numbers and dates in a non-retarded way but i cant get anywhere with those

"Looking for the level of happiness as reported by people, and comparing it to various elements in their life reveals the following findings: [2]

About 50% of one's happiness depends on one's genes. This is shown by studying identical twins, and learning that their happiness is 50% correlated even when growing up in different houses.
10-15% is a result of various measurable variables, such as socioeconomic status, marital status, health, income, and others.
The rest of the variance does not have a discernible cause. Called "unexplained variance", it may actually be attributed to noise. "

quoted from wikepedia

LOL AT THE LAST SENTENCE