On April 04 2008 17:31 byrnesam wrote:
last night i got really really smashed
ended up getting a messy hand job
strong game
how is your handjob game Yugless? coz this one was good - firm grip and good perfect speed.
any girl can make give a decent handjob... but only a bunch can give proper blowjobs
this is sooooooo false. i have heard of some horror stories of girls leaving their rings on or thinking that you hit the head like a microphone or just flat out being terrible. i also think that there is no optimal speed or grip and that it depends on the personality of the girl and what you are in the mood for at that particular time.
(wtf how did this thread turn into this and why am i actually responding?)
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RiKD   United States. Apr 05 2008 07:58. Posts 9207
this is why most people cant play more than 1-2 tables
if poker is dangerous to them i would rank sports betting as a Kodiak grizzly bear who smells blood after you just threw a javelin into his cub - RaiNKhAN
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SemPeR   Canada. Apr 05 2008 13:25. Posts 2288
On April 04 2008 17:31 byrnesam wrote:
last night i got really really smashed
ended up getting a messy hand job
strong game
how is your handjob game Yugless? coz this one was good - firm grip and good perfect speed.
any girl can make give a decent handjob... but only a bunch can give proper blowjobs
this is sooooooo false. i have heard of some horror stories of girls leaving their rings on or thinking that you hit the head like a microphone or just flat out being terrible. i also think that there is no optimal speed or grip and that it depends on the personality of the girl and what you are in the mood for at that particular time.
(wtf how did this thread turn into this and why am i actually responding?)
wat?
there is obviously and optimal speed.... and it is FASTER.... "like this?" FASTER!
On April 04 2008 17:31 byrnesam wrote:
last night i got really really smashed
ended up getting a messy hand job
strong game
how is your handjob game Yugless? coz this one was good - firm grip and good perfect speed.
any girl can make give a decent handjob... but only a bunch can give proper blowjobs
this is sooooooo false. i have heard of some horror stories of girls leaving their rings on or thinking that you hit the head like a microphone or just flat out being terrible. i also think that there is no optimal speed or grip and that it depends on the personality of the girl and what you are in the mood for at that particular time.
(wtf how did this thread turn into this and why am i actually responding?)
wat?
there is obviously and optimal speed.... and it is FASTER.... "like this?" FASTER!
truth
and i hate when they stop and ask "is that good?"
and its like BITCH DONT STOP - KEEP POUNDING UNTIL I SAY STOP OR I SHOOT A SALTY LOAD ALL OVER YOU