Looks or Game? - Page 93

There's 93 pages of shit - did floofayh post any pics of the beyotch?

On April 20 2008 15:45 Muhweli wrote: There's 93 pages of shit - did floofayh post any pics of the beyotch?

he wont hes being a pussy about it

who said he has to speak all the time? he just gotta screw up their mind so they won't know what to think about what is going on, they will just be fascinated in the mysterious person that is our floofy! =))

On April 19 2008 11:51 Floofy wrote: the marie phillipe chick will meet me the problem is she looks like sick LSE(she thinks shes ugly... both me n exalted thinks shes cute). and she kinda looks like pessimistic thinking it wont work. shes been hurt in a previous relationship and didnt have many bf. whatever ill give it a try

I was in a similar situation once, and LOL THE GIRL WAS ATROCIOUS IRL, I found an excuse to gtfo

On April 20 2008 15:50 byrnesam wrote: he wont hes being a pussy about it

Kinda funny that besides being self-concious about his looks, his also self-concious about her looks.
That's taking insecure to a whole new level.

But by computer-game forum standards, it doesn't even matter that much since he'd still be a hero to so many kids, no matter what the person in question looked like. Spawning a 95- page thread, contemplating on how to lose your virginity should be viewed as accomplishment by itself, but the more time you spend thinking about it, the more hesitant you become.

Failing to lay a moderate chick found in the internet calls for a major failure. One of those "everyone can do it" kinda things, but the longer you keep it online - the more awkward it'll probably be, so Floofy, buy a couple of bull testies, imagine they're yours, call her up, meet her up, fuck her up and be happayh! Also, if you screw it up now and report here, well... besides all the sarcastic pats on the shoulder, you'll also feel worse yourself because you've set yourself up for it. Sorta like thinking you will win a big tournament when you get through the bubble and end up being final table bubbled and kill yourself.

If the girl's looking for company in the internet, he's probably as desperate and/or insecure as you. When you know that, you can be in control. Like someone said, you'll be more likely to get the girl to try out aaanaything!



Less posty posty, more shaggy shaggy, gogogo!! End this thread!
It tilts me.

just got back on LP last night, had wisdom teeth removed. Will put myself up to date on this thread soon!!!

dude did u not like read anything i wrote? wtf pm me ur msn asap... or get mine from someone.. also download the movie hitch and memorize that shit

On April 19 2008 19:25 Oly wrote: This new chick sounds like she'll probably let you do anything...

dunno man im confused. she said something that i liked
basicelly the relationship where shes been hurt she said that "the dude told her he loved her but wasnt ready and made her wait for months and then told her he didnt love her."
i dont know what "not ready" was refering to, relationship or sex, but its looking good anyways

also she insisted that if it dont work, we should stay friends, like shes worried ill reject her
and she said her only "bad quality" is "having no beauty at all"

anyways kinda weird. i showed her pic to few people they all said shes cute

also, i wanted to bring her to a restaurant and being a bit clueless about the restaurants in sorel near where she lives, i asked her if she would like any(i know weak). then she listed some shitty fast food im like wtf, i want something goood. she said she likes simple things. i keep arguing and she shoots "well, i dont want you to bring me to some big place only to have me tell you it won't work". i didnt like that part -_-

oh and she have really angelic face or something, looks like very nice girl. almost comes out of a church or something

On April 20 2008 16:50 Muhweli wrote: Show nested quote + On April 20 2008 15:50 byrnesam wrote: he wont hes being a pussy about it . Like someone said, you'll be more likely to get the girl to try out aaanaything!

what are you refering to man?
im sure if she thinks im attractive shell want sex as much as me. but she mentionned "having an hard time trusting people" so i dunno she may be tough
and im not manipulating a chick like this into some sick perverted fetishes -.-

also this weekend i went to the party of my cousin to watch hockey it was cool. her friends are kinda weird but cool anyways. i was the shy guy of the group lol
oh n i impressed cousin with guitar hero -.-

ROFL

On April 20 2008 20:58 Floofy wrote: Show nested quote + On April 20 2008 16:50 Muhweli wrote:   On April 20 2008 15:50 byrnesam wrote: he wont hes being a pussy about it . Like someone said, you'll be more likely to get the girl to try out aaanaything! and im not manipulating a chick like this into some sick perverted fetishes -.-

this is exactly what youre meant to do.

By the sounds of it shes almost as emotionally retarded as you. Shes already fishing for that attention and i bet youre feeding out her hand.

She gonna crippler cross-face you in real life.

Its a defense mechanism. Basically she acts like she wants something to happen but "shes afraid of getting hurt"

she doesnt care she just wants some attention - so whilst you have the window try and stick it up her anus and make her suck the juice off....

ROFL

kick in the groin...break the leg..kick in the face...whoaa, that's fukkd up.

On April 20 2008 20:58 Floofy wrote: what are you refering to man? im sure if she thinks im attractive shell want sex as much as me. but she mentionned "having an hard time trusting people" so i dunno she may be tough and im not manipulating a chick like this into some sick perverted fetishes -.-

At least you admit you have "sick fetishes".

If she says "Having an hard time", she can't be too bright either. Just outwit her! (Or maybe that was something you said, in which case you're screwed).

She probably wants to be manipulated anyway. When girls dress up nicely etc to go out, that's designed to manipulate guys into going after them who they then can turn down. So you can, with a pure consciousness, go manipulate the shit out of them.

The problem for you seems to be that you're still in the forum overthinking it, while you could've just said "let's meet up, I'll pick you up at 7". Nothing bad can come out of it. If it doesn't work, you spend another 15min looking for another desperate self-concious nerd girl online. Rinse and repeat.

Except when she gets mad at you and superglues your testicle into your thigh, cuz she's a friggin' psycho gettin' guys off the internetz. So in short.

1. Tell her you want to meet her
2. Meet her
3. ???
4. Profit (sex)

she sounds like a psycho

On April 20 2008 20:58 Floofy wrote: oh n i impressed cousin with guitar hero -.-

Tap into that shit

On April 22 2008 18:14 RonK1337 wrote: Show nested quote + On April 20 2008 20:58 Floofy wrote: oh n i impressed cousin with guitar hero -.- Tap into that shit

agreed
pics of your cousin

agreed... updates or pics floofy. now!

ok

the marie chick is fucking gay i might give up. like ridiculously insecure and fucked up
she kept saying shit like "im worried you are more ready than i am" and it was annoying. i wanted to make sure she wouldnt shoot some bs like "no sex before marriage" once i was in love with her so i was kinda direct and she freaked out. anyways fuck that bitch all the music she listen to sucks and her area of interests is so fucking shallow . shes just a boring nerd. fuck her looks


another one is mel. she just opened with "do you have a girlfriend" and asked me to add her to msn lol. she said im cute (even used the word "petard" which means very cute" and she seems very direct. her blog is something like "sexmel69" lol. she wants me to go racing with her with my acura 2005 but i dont rly want to use it cuz its my dad's and its brand new. the problem is shes kinda ugly -.-
at least shes not fat

btw im probably going to use "accutane" so my acnee will go away for good
btw my cousin is hot, but sry dont feel like giving pics.

hahahahahah