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qwerty67890 New Zealand. Feb 22 2008 19:03. Posts 14026 | | |
When i was in Vegas i was doing some shopping at an outlet mall, waiting in line at Ralph Lauren to pay i look at this woman and im like "damn she looks like Ava Devine" then i keep looking at her and im like "omg it must be her"
I go to snap this picture on my phone and she looks round and sees me and looked a little angry and i was like "oh man she knows im some porn fiend"
She left and i went to the till to pay. I was pretty stoked i saw her...
BUT THEN! She came back in to get some boxes and was now stood RIGHT next to me. I couldnt take my eyes off her. The worlds filthiest woman was standing right there. Ive seen her get pissed on, give a rimjob to a midget, fist her own ass and lick her hand clean - the list goes on. Ive sprayed my load countless times to her movies and now she was infront of me in the flesh and i start to shake a little.
She turns to leave and i just think "oh fuck it if i dont ask if its her ill regret that shit for the rest of my life"
I turn to her and say "Excuse me..." (didnt quite think my line through because how do you ask if someones a porn star in public)
So i whispered "are you Ava?...."
she went "YESSS!" gave me a big hug and said "I saw you looking at me - youre so cute" (ship it)
The guys at the till ask "hey are you famous?"
I reply "yeh shes pretty famous"
so they ask "are you in movies?"
Ava looks at me with her dirty grin and i smile back and say "Yeh shes been in some movies"
I ask for a picture and Ava throws one arm around me, and then the other hand instantly grabs on to my cock and balls and she starts gently massaging them as i line up the camera.
I snap a picture and she gives me a big kiss on the lips (oh man the things that have been on those lips - but i fucking love her)
She says goodbye to me and the staff and I am just unable to contain the smile plastered on my face - I just had my package fondled by a pornstar - shes handled a lot of dicks in her time, and now mine is on that list.
w00t 
I highly recommend her movies. I know some of you will be like "oh dude shes not hot" but when you hear her explicit filth that comes out her mouth its like the hottest fucking thing in the world. Shes absolutly wild and deffinatly lives a genuine sicklife.
I love her.
**NSFLP**
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nutshot United States. Feb 22 2008 19:06. Posts 4539 | | |
AHAHHAHAHAHA
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ggplz Sweden. Feb 22 2008 19:09. Posts 16784 | | |
rofl
100% with u
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nolan Ireland. Feb 22 2008 19:11. Posts 6205 | | |
wow i woulda definitely approached her if i saw her and probably said something like "yo shorty ive busted at least 50 nuts to you" |
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ggplz Sweden. Feb 22 2008 19:13. Posts 16784 | | |
god, so good
you dirty fucking lucksack |
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Loco Canada. Feb 22 2008 19:29. Posts 20992 | | |
lol shes fucking disgusting but this is indeed epic as fuck
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NotSorry United States. Feb 22 2008 19:29. Posts 2603 | | |
Damn, that's a story you can tell to your grand kids in 30years. Awesome ^ ^ |
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ReSpOnSe United States. Feb 22 2008 19:31. Posts 405 | | |
so wrong on so many levels chick is so grosse and i dont see how you wouldnt vomit if you know what kinda crap she has done |
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ggplz Sweden. Feb 22 2008 19:34. Posts 16784 | | |
| | On February 22 2008 18:31 ReSpOnSe wrote:
so wrong on so many levels chick is so grosse and i dont see how you wouldnt vomit if you know what kinda crap she has done |
stop being a nit |
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kantoiki Australia. Feb 22 2008 19:38. Posts 3818 | | |
| | On February 22 2008 18:31 ReSpOnSe wrote:
so wrong on so many levels chick is so grosse and i dont see how you wouldnt vomit if you know what kinda crap she has done |
oh puhleazzzeee its not like you're going to date or marry her... |
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PanoRaMa United States. Feb 22 2008 19:38. Posts 1655 | | |
u look like turtle from entourage |
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EscapingR Netherlands. Feb 22 2008 19:52. Posts 2353 | | |
hahah wonderful you rock! |
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vegable United States. Feb 22 2008 19:57. Posts 2453 | | |
fuck i wish i could meet haley wilde and have her fondle my gooch |
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Loco Canada. Feb 22 2008 20:01. Posts 20992 | | |
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fuck i wish i could meet haley wilde and have her fondle my gooch |
lol i used to watch that chick all the time on webcam shes hot |
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FrinkX United States. Feb 22 2008 20:08. Posts 7562 | | |
hahahaha about friggen time u posted that pic |
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JonnyCosMo United States. Feb 22 2008 20:10. Posts 7292 | | |
easily one of the best blog posts ever |
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Baalim Mexico. Feb 22 2008 20:54. Posts 34294 | | |
lol @ grabbing ur crotch, man id wish i had a pornstar friend i bet they are great and have hillarious stuff to tell |
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Sheitan Canada. Feb 22 2008 21:05. Posts 4217 | | |
some people run good IRL imo |
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jkpickett United States. Feb 22 2008 21:40. Posts 1403 | | |
that was the best thread i've seen in some time
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Syntax United States. Feb 22 2008 22:10. Posts 4415 | | |
Wait, did she really touch ur dick????
if so, VERY nice |
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asdf2000 United States. Feb 22 2008 23:06. Posts 7708 | | |
yeah thats a pretty epic brag lol |
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JYang United States. Feb 22 2008 23:09. Posts 2669 | | |
ROFFFFFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL |
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Narious Canada. Feb 22 2008 23:15. Posts 4800 | | |
LOL, Awesome brag post.
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easily one of the best blog posts ever |
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Highcard Canada. Feb 22 2008 23:44. Posts 5428 | | | |
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Funktion Australia. Feb 23 2008 01:25. Posts 1638 | | |
| | On February 22 2008 18:03 byrnesam wrote:
I ask for a picture and Ava throws one arm around me, and then the other hand instantly grabs on to my cock and balls and she starts gently massaging them as i line up the camera.
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DooMeR United States. Feb 23 2008 02:18. Posts 8562 | | |
i concur this is SIck brag story bro LoL |
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lebowski Greece. Feb 23 2008 04:19. Posts 9205 | | |
boy is she good with fans or what |
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Gawuss Poland. Feb 23 2008 07:15. Posts 2336 | | |
wow epic brag indeed lol |
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Malmis Sweden. Feb 23 2008 07:34. Posts 166 | | |
| | give a rimjob to a midget |
interesting choice of movies you watch |
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shaw67193 United States. Feb 23 2008 10:15. Posts 465 | | |
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EPIC INDEED! |
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albonycee United States. Feb 23 2008 12:14. Posts 2749 | | |
should have touched a tit at least...huge brag nonetheless |
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sawseech Canada. Feb 23 2008 16:18. Posts 3182 | | |
now that's my idea of romance |
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Exhilarate United States. Mar 11 2008 00:06. Posts 5453 | | |
you should've asked for her number. |
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p4ge Canada. Jul 11 2008 15:36. Posts 104 | | |
damn, you shoulda closed the deal @ hotel room, u coulda done it, oh well next time right? |
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lazymej Canada. Oct 19 2008 16:31. Posts 2897 | | |
LOL
5 stars!!!
So did her her kiss taste like shit? |
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GWi United States. Dec 06 2008 02:45. Posts 48 | | |
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VICTORY!!!!!!!! |
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do u know how many dicks you kissed that day? |
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VENOM United States. Feb 25 2009 17:26. Posts 1383 | | |
Breathtaking! lol
She is a Pr0n Star Legend. |
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Uptown . Feb 26 2009 00:20. Posts 3557 | | |
hahahahahahhaah |
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lazymej Canada. Feb 26 2009 04:22. Posts 2897 | | |
nice bump 1 year later. Still a fucking awesome story nevertheless. |
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SfydjkLm Belarus. Mar 13 2009 19:53. Posts 3810 | | |
i got a hardon just reading this story!
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k2o4 United States. May 24 2009 00:07. Posts 4803 | | |
no fucking way. is this a milkman style level?????? |
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