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qwerty67890 New Zealand. Feb 22 2008 19:03. Posts 14026 | | |
When i was in Vegas i was doing some shopping at an outlet mall, waiting in line at Ralph Lauren to pay i look at this woman and im like "damn she looks like Ava Devine" then i keep looking at her and im like "omg it must be her"
I go to snap this picture on my phone and she looks round and sees me and looked a little angry and i was like "oh man she knows im some porn fiend"
She left and i went to the till to pay. I was pretty stoked i saw her...
BUT THEN! She came back in to get some boxes and was now stood RIGHT next to me. I couldnt take my eyes off her. The worlds filthiest woman was standing right there. Ive seen her get pissed on, give a rimjob to a midget, fist her own ass and lick her hand clean - the list goes on. Ive sprayed my load countless times to her movies and now she was infront of me in the flesh and i start to shake a little.
She turns to leave and i just think "oh fuck it if i dont ask if its her ill regret that shit for the rest of my life"
I turn to her and say "Excuse me..." (didnt quite think my line through because how do you ask if someones a porn star in public)
So i whispered "are you Ava?...."
she went "YESSS!" gave me a big hug and said "I saw you looking at me - youre so cute" (ship it)
The guys at the till ask "hey are you famous?"
I reply "yeh shes pretty famous"
so they ask "are you in movies?"
Ava looks at me with her dirty grin and i smile back and say "Yeh shes been in some movies"
I ask for a picture and Ava throws one arm around me, and then the other hand instantly grabs on to my cock and balls and she starts gently massaging them as i line up the camera.
I snap a picture and she gives me a big kiss on the lips (oh man the things that have been on those lips - but i fucking love her)
She says goodbye to me and the staff and I am just unable to contain the smile plastered on my face - I just had my package fondled by a pornstar - shes handled a lot of dicks in her time, and now mine is on that list.
w00t 
I highly recommend her movies. I know some of you will be like "oh dude shes not hot" but when you hear her explicit filth that comes out her mouth its like the hottest fucking thing in the world. Shes absolutly wild and deffinatly lives a genuine sicklife.
I love her.
**NSFLP**
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nutshot United States. Feb 22 2008 19:06. Posts 4539 | | |
AHAHHAHAHAHA
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ggplz Sweden. Feb 22 2008 19:09. Posts 16784 | | |
rofl
100% with u
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nolan Ireland. Feb 22 2008 19:11. Posts 6205 | | |
wow i woulda definitely approached her if i saw her and probably said something like "yo shorty ive busted at least 50 nuts to you" |
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ggplz Sweden. Feb 22 2008 19:13. Posts 16784 | | |
god, so good
you dirty fucking lucksack |
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Loco Canada. Feb 22 2008 19:29. Posts 20993 | | |
lol shes fucking disgusting but this is indeed epic as fuck
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NotSorry United States. Feb 22 2008 19:29. Posts 2603 | | |
Damn, that's a story you can tell to your grand kids in 30years. Awesome ^ ^ |
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ReSpOnSe United States. Feb 22 2008 19:31. Posts 405 | | |
so wrong on so many levels chick is so grosse and i dont see how you wouldnt vomit if you know what kinda crap she has done |
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ggplz Sweden. Feb 22 2008 19:34. Posts 16784 | | |
| | On February 22 2008 18:31 ReSpOnSe wrote:
so wrong on so many levels chick is so grosse and i dont see how you wouldnt vomit if you know what kinda crap she has done |
stop being a nit |
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kantoiki Australia. Feb 22 2008 19:38. Posts 3818 | | |
| | On February 22 2008 18:31 ReSpOnSe wrote:
so wrong on so many levels chick is so grosse and i dont see how you wouldnt vomit if you know what kinda crap she has done |
oh puhleazzzeee its not like you're going to date or marry her... |
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PanoRaMa United States. Feb 22 2008 19:38. Posts 1655 | | |
u look like turtle from entourage |
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