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Floofy   Canada. Feb 27 2008 21:55. Posts 8708
after reading a lot about seduction and women, i decided its too complex, difficult, and hard. women are too difficult for me.

have nice body langage, good social skills, nice social circle, good looks, good clothes, nice hair, work out, be confident, act sexual but not too much, be willing to crash n burn, be funny, good conversation, etc
effort required just to get a decent girlfriend is immense

so can any gays teach me how to become gay? pav? i will pay 20$/hour

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james9994: make note dont play against floofy, ;( 

collegesucks   United States. Feb 27 2008 21:59. Posts 5780

LOL why don't you read up on it man

gl with that


Floofy   Canada. Feb 27 2008 22:02. Posts 8708

i am reading on it but im realizing i have so much to improve on

#1 ive never been very social, especially with women
#2 im slighty below average looking and i look kind geeky
#3 im kind of shy and got some approach anxiety with very attractive womens
#4 my body langage is poor but im working on that, a buddy of mine pointing it out to me
#5 i have poor conversation skills

james9994: make note dont play against floofy, ;( 

Emi   France. Feb 27 2008 22:02. Posts 280

Or you can just have a lot of $$$

hello world 

Floofy   Canada. Feb 27 2008 22:04. Posts 8708

i do have like 35K but dunno what to do with it

james9994: make note dont play against floofy, ;( 

Floofy   Canada. Feb 27 2008 22:06. Posts 8708

simply stating that you have money appears like your bragging and is a DLV which counterfeits your DHV comming from money

james9994: make note dont play against floofy, ;( 

collegesucks   United States. Feb 27 2008 22:08. Posts 5780


  On February 27 2008 21:02 Floofy wrote:
i am reading on it but im realizing i have so much to improve on

#1 ive never been very social, especially with women
#2 im slighty below average looking and i look kind geeky
#3 im kind of shy and got some approach anxiety with very attractive womens
#4 my body langage is poor but im working on that, a buddy of mine pointing it out to me
#5 i have poor conversation skills



#1 meh... gotta brave your fears some day
#2 this is bullshit.. it all begins with self-image
#3 self-confidence is crucial imo. refer to #2
#4 GL with that man
#5 you should read a lot of random shit like magazines and current events stuff (small talk topics) and practice practice

GL

 Last edit: 27/02/2008 22:11

collegesucks   United States. Feb 27 2008 22:10. Posts 5780

im not gay though fyi


sOah   United Kingdom. Feb 27 2008 22:11. Posts 4527

or if you approached it as requiring no effort maybe it'd magically work

not all who wander are lost 

sOah   United Kingdom. Feb 27 2008 22:12. Posts 4527

most/a lot of girls hate 'try-hards'

not all who wander are lost 

sOah   United Kingdom. Feb 27 2008 22:12. Posts 4527

being gay is easy though, I mean as long as you don't mind being the catcher every night

not all who wander are lost 

Floofy   Canada. Feb 27 2008 22:14. Posts 8708

being gay require no effort

post a pic on some dating site, state clearly what you want, get 20 direct replies that state clearly what they want. meet up, get what you want
ez

james9994: make note dont play against floofy, ;( 

Narious   Canada. Feb 27 2008 22:14. Posts 4800

ROFL, Dude, go out, have a couple drinks, and just have a good time. Don't worry about it so much.


Fayth    Canada. Feb 27 2008 22:15. Posts 10085

lol, you're so bad 8)

Im not sure what to do tomorrow when I see her, should I shake her hand?? -Floofy 

ggplz   Sweden. Feb 27 2008 22:20. Posts 16784

FLOOFY HIT IT UP WITH YOUR FINEST TUX AND SHIP THE BOWLING ALLEY ASAP, TY.

if poker is dangerous to them i would rank sports betting as a Kodiak grizzly bear who smells blood after you just threw a javelin into his cub - RaiNKhAN 

Floofy   Canada. Feb 27 2008 22:21. Posts 8708


  On February 27 2008 21:12 sOah wrote:
being gay is easy though, I mean as long as you don't mind being the catcher every night


that isnt completly true, a lot of gays like to catch too. well ok i don't know much about gay life but i doubt its that hard

james9994: make note dont play against floofy, ;( 

F4Zi   United Kingdom. Feb 27 2008 22:21. Posts 3462

lol wtf
i have a few gay friends actually
but u can pay me 20dollars for their emails lol

My girlfriend started blowing me and then she stopped, I went on tilt and donkey punched her. 

Floofy   Canada. Feb 27 2008 22:23. Posts 8708


  On February 27 2008 21:20 ggplz wrote:
FLOOFY HIT IT UP WITH YOUR FINEST TUX AND SHIP THE BOWLING ALLEY ASAP, TY.



good idea, i should go sarge in a business suit like james bond. that would own

i always loved that clothing

james9994: make note dont play against floofy, ;( 

ggplz   Sweden. Feb 27 2008 22:25. Posts 16784

being gay is just weird imo

if poker is dangerous to them i would rank sports betting as a Kodiak grizzly bear who smells blood after you just threw a javelin into his cub - RaiNKhAN 

CrownRoyal   United States. Feb 27 2008 22:37. Posts 11386

wtf

you're thinking way too hard about all of this. solution = go out more and don't think so much.

WHAT IS THIS 

F4Zi   United Kingdom. Feb 27 2008 22:38. Posts 3462

this is a joke post right?
or are you being serious? cos from the comments it seems it is!

My girlfriend started blowing me and then she stopped, I went on tilt and donkey punched her. 

Floofy   Canada. Feb 27 2008 22:42. Posts 8708

its half joking

ever heard a women say something like "men are all dirty pigs, i wanna become a lesbian". this is basicelly it

i will follow narious/caleb advice i guess.
i made "friend" with 2 pick up artist theyre gonna bring me to some clubs but im so AFC im worried ill make a fool out of myself and slow them down

james9994: make note dont play against floofy, ;( 

sOah   United Kingdom. Feb 27 2008 22:44. Posts 4527

this will sound crazy but
if you can, lose all respect you have for women

not all who wander are lost 

sOah   United Kingdom. Feb 27 2008 22:44. Posts 4527

they suck anyways

not all who wander are lost 

Floofy   Canada. Feb 27 2008 22:46. Posts 8708

its NOT CRAZY AT ALL

generally in shcool u have 2 types of guys
Nice guys: they have HUGE respect for womens, especially good looking ones
Bad boys/machos: they have no respect for womens

guess who gets the girls?

james9994: make note dont play against floofy, ;( 

DaTruf   United States. Feb 27 2008 22:47. Posts 398

god gave you a penis. now go out and think with it

edit: you have a penis, now go out and think w/ it

 Last edit: 27/02/2008 22:49

CrownRoyal   United States. Feb 27 2008 22:58. Posts 11386


  On February 27 2008 21:44 sOah wrote:
this will sound crazy but
if you can, lose all respect you have for women


rofl the bad part is this will work 100%

WHAT IS THIS 

sOah   United Kingdom. Feb 27 2008 23:01. Posts 4527


  On February 27 2008 21:58 CrownRoyal wrote:
Show nested quote +


rofl the bad part is this will work 100%


yea although obv it's a delicate skilled balance for healthy relationships involving sex and partnership but just like poker some people just run good and/or can be doing the right things for the wrong/non-reasons

not all who wander are lost 

CrownRoyal   United States. Feb 27 2008 23:03. Posts 11386

god i fucking loathe the female mind.

this thread reminds me of this hardcore

WHAT IS THIS 

twotimesopt   United States. Feb 27 2008 23:04. Posts 2393

ban gay floofy

quit tryin to be a repo man - definitely -EV and negative expectancy - AvidGambler 

sOah   United Kingdom. Feb 27 2008 23:06. Posts 4527


  On February 27 2008 22:03 CrownRoyal wrote:
god i fucking loathe the female mind.

this thread reminds me of this hardcore



QFT to infinitum

not all who wander are lost 

Floofy   Canada. Feb 27 2008 23:09. Posts 8708

seriously they keep whining they are "objects" but they are the ones turning themselves into objects by making themself so difficult to get and even going as far as asking money

james9994: make note dont play against floofy, ;( 

JYang   United States. Feb 27 2008 23:14. Posts 2669

spend ur 35k on hookers and drugs imo


NotSorry   United States. Feb 27 2008 23:15. Posts 2603

Shit for $20/hr I would rape you in the ass and make you gay the old fashion way

We have now sunk to a depth at which restatement of the obvious is the first duty of intelligent men. 

Floofy   Canada. Feb 27 2008 23:16. Posts 8708

at least hookers know what they want

james9994: make note dont play against floofy, ;( 

sOah   United Kingdom. Feb 27 2008 23:27. Posts 4527


  On February 27 2008 22:16 Floofy wrote:
at least hookers know what they want



I think this is pretty unfair

not all who wander are lost 

Zorglub   Denmark. Feb 27 2008 23:50. Posts 2870

come to Thailand, money > all of the above here

I started out with nothing and I still got most of it left 

qwerty67890   New Zealand. Feb 28 2008 01:14. Posts 14026

if you thought getting a girlfriend was too much effort, wait till you try and fucking maintain a relationship with a girl. That shit is intenseeeeee........!


Highcard   Canada. Feb 28 2008 01:33. Posts 5428

relationships are the worst

I have learned from poker that being at the table is not a grind, the grind is living and poker is how I pass the time 

Loco   Canada. Feb 28 2008 01:43. Posts 20990


  On February 27 2008 22:04 twotimesopt wrote:
ban gay floofy

fuck I should just sell some of my Pokemon cards, if no one stakes that is what I will have to do - lostaccount 

AndrewSong    United States. Feb 28 2008 01:46. Posts 2355

no offense but reason why its hard for you to get girl is because your sounding like a girl. girls don't want a bitch. they don't like nice guys.. they want a man that tells them what to do wit cock all up on their face. your ballin for your age so use it. looks don't matter at ALL. Money > looks.. In this world girls uncontiously think that man should be the providers. If your capable of doing that its a plus. girls love over-confident guys.. being cocky is fine too. thats why ballers gets the bitches cuz money makes you cocky =]


sOah   United Kingdom. Feb 28 2008 04:26. Posts 4527


  On February 28 2008 00:46 AndrewSong wrote:
no offense but reason why its hard for you to get girl is because your sounding like a girl. girls don't want a bitch. they don't like nice guys.. they want a man that tells them what to do wit cock all up on their face. your ballin for your age so use it. looks don't matter at ALL. Money > looks.. In this world girls uncontiously think that man should be the providers. If your capable of doing that its a plus. girls love over-confident guys.. being cocky is fine too. thats why ballers gets the bitches cuz money makes you cocky =]



loool

not all who wander are lost 

Bejamin1   Canada. Apr 07 2008 17:48. Posts 7042


  On February 27 2008 21:44 sOah wrote:
they suck anyways



Yeah but some of them are very good at it.

Sorry dude he Jason Bourned me. -Johnny Drama 

nixxxbg   Bulgaria. Apr 07 2008 18:18. Posts 436


  On February 28 2008 00:46 AndrewSong wrote:
no offense but reason why its hard for you to get girl is because your sounding like a girl. girls don't want a bitch. they don't like nice guys.. they want a man that tells them what to do wit cock all up on their face. your ballin for your age so use it. looks don't matter at ALL. Money > looks.. In this world girls uncontiously think that man should be the providers. If your capable of doing that its a plus. girls love over-confident guys.. being cocky is fine too. thats why ballers gets the bitches cuz money makes you cocky =]



So true.. Also what everyone said is basically true - you should not give a shit about them and it will work. Hanging out with PUAs will definitelly help sooo soo much!

 Last edit: 07/04/2008 18:19

MaidenFan   United States. Apr 07 2008 18:29. Posts 450

How to get girls condensed down into one quick article.

Let it roll. 

SebAstiANo   . Apr 13 2008 23:40. Posts 50

that "not giving a shit about them" strategy works on all human beings, not just women. it's basic psychology. it doesn't mean women are easier to manipulate or are objectifying themselves. if you wanted to be friends with a guy and you were all shy and shit towards him and treated him like he was ten times better than you, would he be be able to befriend him? hell no, it's the same thing for girls. and on the other hand, the opposite is the same for girls. if you are friendly to somebody, he or she can see that and appreciate it.


fenner   Australia. Apr 30 2008 19:55. Posts 2188

you sound exactly like myself


chris   United States. Aug 16 2008 02:18. Posts 5505

if you have 35k hookers are an option.

5 minute showers are my 8 minute abs. - Neilly 

 



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