I kissed a girl and I liked it. - Page 3

we kiss.

where have you been for like a year

madl337ness for mod imo

On June 27 2008 01:46 TSLto wrote: we kiss.

well then start rubbing her fucking vagina while kissing.


then unbutton her pants.


then put it in her butt.


Its like turbo SNG's, shove or fold imo


edit: late but, heres a pic of my g/f:

seriously - you have no idea how hard is to find a nice girl which is not a bitch and fucks with everyone. i don't want those pretty girls which are sluts.I prefer to stay with a normal cute girl and wait few more weeks for sex.

On June 27 2008 01:49 TSLto wrote: seriously - you have no idea how hard is to find a nice girl which is not a bitch and fucks with everyone. i don't want those pretty girls which are sluts.I prefer to stay with a normal cute girl and wait few more weeks for sex.

but women arent for being nice.

...they're for sandwiches and washing your clothes that smell like ball sweat that you dont want to touch.

long term, it breaks down to eatting and fucking. If she doesnt make good food, and you dont make good fuck.... better luck next time.




seriously, not even to be a dick.... if you want someone to talk to, try dudes. I mean, we dont have vaginas... so we are actually interesting. Get some cooler friends/ blow some random dudes at some disco. I dunno, whatever you feel like.

WTF
1. That girl is pretty. I approve.
2. WTF, Why are we using the word slut as a bad thing. Girls like sex. Guys like sex. This is suddenly wrong?

Grow up.

mad1337ness i'm trying to get my ex to do anal and she's open but her butt is too tight. how do i approach this? I've tried finger + lube but she feels like she has to poo 1 minute in and I have to stop. I've read on another forum that when she says stop, you fucking stop or risk getting your bed flooded with manure. and by god my bed has enough period stains as is.

what do I do DOCTOR???

For the record, virgins arn't very good at it.

On June 27 2008 01:55 vegable wrote: mad1337ness i'm trying to get my ex to do anal and she's open but her butt is too tight. how do i approach this? I've tried finger + lube but she feels like she has to poo 1 minute in and I have to stop. I've read on another forum that when she says stop, you fucking stop or risk getting your bed flooded with manure. and by god my bed has enough period stains as is. what do I do DOCTOR???

tell her to relax.

I honestly dont know... because the only chicks I ever fuck are sluts anyways that can come from straight anal... but if you do it semi slow it shouldnt be that hard (shit I dont even use lube, just spit and I have a decent sized way above avg dong).

I know I freaked the fuck out when I made my (ex since 2 days ago) g/f tongue my ass, just to degrade her. It felt like I had to shit, and felt fucking weird..... so just tell her its normal.... eat her out blah blah, get her going. Use a vibe in the vag if available.... or just rub her clit the whole time. Try to get her off a few times (get all those endorphins in the bloodstream) and then keep her close the entire time you're in the pooper.

If shes down, just have her take some pills (I dunno about this, i know my friend's g/f takes a lot of zanex, passes out, and lets him go to town for however long he wants).



Its not really that cool.... well kinda, depends. I enjoy it more for the fact that women will stoop to that level, because thats how little self worth they have... then for the actual feel. But I cant even cum from BJ's... so maybe it feels better for dudes with high sensation levels??




oh, and obv make sure she shits before and uses a shower head to wash it 100%. Poop dick is only funny if you whipe it on their backs. And I dunno about you, but I only like the smell of my shit (maybe because I think it smells like heaven).



And since she is your ex (didnt realize this at first).... just punch her in the back of the head and go to town?

I advise you not to read Tucker Max's story about anal sex.

Unless you're awesome like me and ROFL over shit like that.... praying one day it will happen to me, so I have an awesome story to tell to random girls at parties.

Link to Story, if you dare

am I wrong or this is poker sex forum

On June 27 2008 02:18 TSLto wrote: am I wrong or this is poker sex forum

HU for rollz?


and its a blog, anything goes.


ps: MORE PICS OF THE CHUB, MY PENIS DOESNT IMAGINE FUCKING CHICKS BY ITSELF WTF CALEB?

"Did you...did you just...shit on my dick??"

hahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaahahhahahaahhahhahahahahhahahah

Your gf is v attractive, people here are retards imo

awesome. i'll give it another go

HAHAHAHA holy shit BLAHRHHHRHRHARAHR!!!!!!!!1111

memorable

On June 27 2008 00:43 TSLto wrote: Yes, I'm 19 and still virgin. ... because I don't date ugly girls ;/ Corwin she's not ugly, just not that pretty...well the thing that matters is you to feel good with her, I still can't understand why you posted her pictures. Obv not for brag?

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It's funny cuz you say you're 19 and still a virgin because you don't date ugly girls. You date a pretty one tho, right?! Does that mean that all pretty girls just like to blueball you or men in general and never have sex? I don't get it. Sex is an important part of a relationship.

mad1337ness, even though little exaggerating, does have some points.

You're dating a teen who's not even legal yet (Dunno about the limitations within your country) and talking about marriage? Woot?! Obviously you weren't talking about marrying that teenage hottie (were you?), but I think you somewhat contradict yourself there too. Are you going to wait 2 years for her to be 18 and then marry her and then have some sex? Just wondering. It just seems like a teenage crush (the kind that girls have at that age) and dreams of happily ever after.

lmao, i said if mad1337ness doesn't show respect to women he would not marry. I myself respect women and think that's the correct thing to do. I have a great relationship and I would not wait two years for sex lol, but I don't want to force the things. well for myself I don't think I'm wrong. anybody can do what he thinks is right. and I would not marry for my girlfriend, didn't meant or said that.
that's my point of view of life.

Imo you guys are the perfect match

but don't lie to yourself, the real reason you posted this thread was to brag about your new less than stellar girlfriend