On August 08 2008 07:11 Twisted wrote:
What's with Americans calling people who are 23~25 of age 'kid'.
I swear I've only been called kid in Vegas at the poker table.
whats with europeans talking??? everything they say is annoying thanks to gunther.
"teeny weeny string bakini"
"hot summer love"
"you touch me ta la la......my ding ding dong"
I don't know if this is some kind of nationalistic post to quelch my 'insult' (?) or something but I didn't ever mean to insult 'American's' perse, just those middle-aged retards at the poker table.
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Twisted   Netherlands. Aug 08 2008 08:53. Posts 10422
And who the hell is Gunther.
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Spitfiree   Bulgaria. Aug 08 2008 08:56. Posts 9634
i d tell him to go beat off and calm down
ooor
i d take out the deagle
and then put out that Vinnie Jones speech from Snatch
Last edit: 08/08/2008 08:59
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sOah   United Kingdom. Aug 08 2008 09:31. Posts 4527
On August 08 2008 07:29 gawdawaful wrote:
"why don't you tip for me, you're paying for my car payments/mortgage/tuition anyways"
this would be very dumb, unfunny and basically put you in the 'Cunt' chair as opposed to him
[a] "well here's a tip, why don't you seriously consider killing yourself?"
[b] ignore him completely
[c] educate anyone and everyone who will listen about how fundamentally flawed the tipping system wrt poker is (I cba to elaborate but it's very flawed and stupid)
[d] (this being the best choice imo) smile and say "oh, really?" or something along those lines, also the anything else he might say.
not all who wander are lost
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lebowski   Greece. Aug 08 2008 09:39. Posts 9205
On August 08 2008 07:53 Twisted wrote:
And who the hell is Gunther.
blasphemy!!!!!!
it's really hilarious
new shit has come to light... a-and... shit! man...
Last edit: 08/08/2008 09:42
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TripSearchin   United States. Aug 08 2008 09:46. Posts 1058
I think the actions of the other player is very rude. I do have a question though. I have not been to the Connecticut Indian Casinos in years but I go to AC fairly often. Are you sure poker deals pool tips at Foxwoods? In AC I know for a fact each dealer keeps what he is tipped but the dealers who work the floor all pool tips. Just wondering...
god damn Rabinowitz luck...
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handbanana21   United States. Aug 08 2008 09:57. Posts 3037
fuk him up!
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AndrewSong   United States. Aug 08 2008 10:23. Posts 2355
my favorites are
"look bitch, i got 5 kids to feed"
or
"look ol'head. if losing couple bucks makes you mad, you should go play at the kiddie table over there" then throw chips at him and say "here, heres some tip so u can shut up while ur at it. I'm paying you with your own money anyway"
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n0rthf4ce   United States. Aug 08 2008 10:23. Posts 8119
i probably laugh at him for 5 minutes straight...
www.cardrunners.com
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thewh00sel   United States. Aug 08 2008 10:26. Posts 2734
25 seems pretty short after a session. i usually just tip 1 per pot i win on the flop, 2 for turn, 5-15 for any double ups, etc.
A government is the most dangerous threat to man’s rights: it holds a legal monopoly on the use of physical force against legally disarmed victims. - Ayn Rand
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AndrewSong   United States. Aug 08 2008 10:52. Posts 2355
On August 08 2008 09:26 thewh00sel wrote:
25 seems pretty short after a session. i usually just tip 1 per pot i win on the flop, 2 for turn, 5-15 for any double ups, etc.
what@! I'm guessing you don't play alot of live. How about you start counting how much money you tipped and take a look after 10sessions. dollar or two per pot is fine.
what many people don't know is that people in 1/2 game tip better then people at 10/20 game. its not cool if your not tipping. but its ok to tip small. besides, ur paying the rake anyway.
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bane   United States. Aug 08 2008 10:54. Posts 2379
that was pretty rude of the guy...some people feel the need to always be "that guy" that says you should tip more in really any situation
On August 08 2008 08:46 TripSearchin wrote:
I think the actions of the other player is very rude. I do have a question though. I have not been to the Connecticut Indian Casinos in years but I go to AC fairly often. Are you sure poker deals pool tips at Foxwoods? In AC I know for a fact each dealer keeps what he is tipped but the dealers who work the floor all pool tips. Just wondering...
hm i play live for fun so I tip whenever i feel like, to get good cards next time, to get more drinks, to other players if I've won and they complain about bad beat, etc, etc
but 25$ after a session is 100% fine imo, and you should just explain to the guy the situation calmly, especially since everyone else will agree with you, if u are drunk then just tip him to shut up as someone else said