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gawdawaful   Canada. Aug 08 2008 12:36. Posts 9012 | | |
| On August 08 2008 08:31 sOah wrote:
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On August 08 2008 07:29 gawdawaful wrote:
"why don't you tip for me, you're paying for my car payments/mortgage/tuition anyways"
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this would be very dumb, unfunny and basically put you in the 'Cunt' chair as opposed to him
[a] "well here's a tip, why don't you seriously consider killing yourself?"
[b] ignore him completely
[c] educate anyone and everyone who will listen about how fundamentally flawed the tipping system wrt poker is (I cba to elaborate but it's very flawed and stupid)
[d] (this being the best choice imo) smile and say "oh, really?" or something along those lines, also the anything else he might say.
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thats pretty much the point in the first place, also I dont see how "well here's a tip, why don't you seriously consider killing yourself?" is much different
I do like something passive-aggressive in the ignore him mold though. I'd probably even talk to everyone else just make it obvious to him |
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sOah   United Kingdom. Aug 08 2008 13:29. Posts 4527 | | |
well maybe it's a culture thing but "why don't you tip for me, you're paying for my car payments/mortgage/tuition anyways":
a] doesn't even make proper sense
b] sounds so A:od;GHASDGOHASDIGHASDG douchey that fuck I might puke
c] see [b] and re-read it a few times
d] "well here's a tip, why don't you seriously consider killing yourself?" makes sense etc. but ya is extreme, say it with a confident smile and American Psycho-esque manner and all is well |
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sOah   United Kingdom. Aug 08 2008 13:32. Posts 4527 | | |
fwiw, I just realised what could be the best way to own this faggot, thin-valuebet his ass off in a pot and then when he mucks get him to show; he has to oblige (in most casinos?) and show how owned he got
or something more similarly poker-orientated imo |
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YoMeR   United States. Aug 08 2008 13:37. Posts 12438 | | |
nolan you know what my approach would be.... |
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gawdawaful   Canada. Aug 08 2008 13:40. Posts 9012 | | |
I thought its the aggressor that has to show? Like if you catch him bluffing with a hand he expects you to fold, he tries to muck but you just demand that he shows (and probably berate him for playing X and Y that way might be fun/tilt inducing too) |
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Golden Ghost   Netherlands. Aug 08 2008 13:54. Posts 285 | | |
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But we at Liquidpoker don’t care about that. Our players are nutjobs, maniacs, psychics, and unstoppable beasts at the poker tables, crushing the highest limits around -[vital]Myth | Last edit: 08/08/2008 13:55 |
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sOah   United Kingdom. Aug 08 2008 14:51. Posts 4527 | | |
| On August 08 2008 12:40 gawdawaful wrote:
I thought its the aggressor that has to show? Like if you catch him bluffing with a hand he expects you to fold, he tries to muck but you just demand that he shows (and probably berate him for playing X and Y that way might be fun/tilt inducing too) |
just like how we can see mucked cards online, we can see mucked cards live if we want to |
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DooMeR   United States. Aug 08 2008 15:09. Posts 8559 | | |
a good shanking is in order imo |
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whamm!   Albania. Sep 06 2008 22:55. Posts 11625 | | |
tell him you play FR online. he'll understand. lol |
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moneypoker   Poland. Sep 08 2008 03:49. Posts 693 | | |
doesnt tips kill your winrate live? it's like 2x the rake or something?
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