Elky breaks the rules - Page 5

I love the lp bandwagon that everyone jumps on...crucifying anyone or anything that they dont approve of, and while stating their opinions like scientific proof of it being correct.

Elky broke the rules (yes he may have not known, tough titties), wobbly perceives this has affected game as this was happening on his table, he told stars, stars took action that they deemed necessary, nuff said?

Yes there may be clashing opinions about what's right, what's wrong and what action should be taken, but just acting like wobbly stabbed Elky in the eye while Elky was solving world hunger, is hardly fair.

If you want to bitch and moan about Elky getting punished, flame and berate stars, why do you berate wobbly who mearly just notified stars of this happening.

Im sure if the situation was reversed, you would all be laughing @ wobbly calling him a faggot ass colluder, who should die in a grease fire, while praising Elky for being a genius for doing so.

On September 21 2008 00:28 NeillyJQ wrote: a gambool is a gambool and well, idk if u realize this but gambling is what we do for a living, some of us more than others, but in the end this game is a gamble. your so retarded wobbly. get a life. go join 2p2 and leave lp 4 good plz

Seconded, although I'm not sure 2+2 really deserves him either.

On September 21 2008 02:03 Daut wrote: wobbly do you realize how retarded/faggoty you sound? elky broke the dumbest rule on stars and you get all uppity cause he is basically giving money away and you want to see what happens when you report a stars pro. he was GIVING MONEY AWAY BY GOING ALL IN BLIND. and we are obviously friends with elky but everyone said this was total bullshit when imperium, annette, charder and a few others got temporary week or month long bans for it. basically every tournament player WISHES THIS WAS LEGAL because it increases your EV by so much. he is gaining no unfair edge. hes just being a sick degen and flushing money down the toilet trying to get a stack taking huge -ev spots to do so. but you report him because for whatever reason you want to see elky burn. elky has a lot that he can lose over this, dont know why you would revel in being the one to report it. edit: being 100% honest i would never ever ever ever ever report someone for breaking this "rule". i wouldnt even report people i dislike out of pure spite, and thats saying a lot. if anyone talked to mig nearly as much as i do they would be just as spiteful at the world and would love to spiteban people with these emails. even im not that evil, but i think mig is.

this isn't even directed at me and i feel like shit

On September 21 2008 02:13 Pokemyface wrote: I love the lp bandwagon that everyone jumps on...crucifying anyone or anything that they dont approve of, and while stating their opinions like scientific proof of it being correct.

This isn't a bandwagon you dumb pos

We, unlike you, have functioning brains. We have a little thing called COMMON SENSE.

its so pathetic how overused the word bandwagon is. USUALLY WHEN PEOPLE ALL AGREE/BERATE THE SAME PERSON ITS BECAUSE THAT PERSON IS A FUCKING RETARD AND IS WRONG

On September 21 2008 02:13 Pokemyface wrote: I love the lp bandwagon that everyone jumps on...crucifying anyone or anything that they dont approve of, and while stating their opinions like scientific proof of it being correct. Elky broke the rules (yes he may have not known, tough titties), wobbly perceives this has affected game as this was happening on his table, he told stars, stars took action that they deemed necessary, nuff said? Yes there may be clashing opinions about what's right, what's wrong and what action should be taken, but just acting like wobbly stabbed Elky in the eye while Elky was solving world hunger, is hardly fair. If you want to bitch and moan about Elky getting punished, flame and berate stars, why do you berate wobbly who mearly just notified stars of this happening. Im sure if the situation was reversed, you would all be laughing @ wobbly calling him a faggot ass colluder, who should die in a grease fire, while praising Elky for being a genius for doing so.

how can the situations reverse? elky wouldnt do that.

On September 21 2008 02:03 Daut wrote: elky broke the dumbest rule on stars and you get all uppity cause he is basically giving money away and you want to see what happens when you report a stars pro. he was GIVING MONEY AWAY BY GOING ALL IN BLIND.

That's a load of shit, he's still doing this as it gives up some ev in the short term, but in the long run its +ev, is it not?
Point is, a rule is a fucking rule, and its there for a fucking reason, if you want to flame its retardedness, blame stars, not people who have different points of view on the subject

On September 21 2008 02:16 FrinkX wrote: Show nested quote + On September 21 2008 02:13 Pokemyface wrote: I love the lp bandwagon that everyone jumps on...crucifying anyone or anything that they dont approve of, and while stating their opinions like scientific proof of it being correct. This isn't a bandwagon you dumb pos We, unlike you, have functioning brains. We have a little thing called COMMON SENSE. its so pathetic how overused the word bandwagon is. USUALLY WHEN PEOPLE ALL AGREE/BERATE THE SAME PERSON ITS BECAUSE THAT PERSON IS A FUCKING RETARD AND IS WRONG

*CAPS LOCK ON*REPEAT WHAT OTHER GUY SAID IN DIFFERENT WORDS
U POS FAGGOT FAGGOT CUNT POS FAGGOT CUNT POS DIE BAN BAN DIE

nice functioning brain you have...

no its not more +EV in the long run, its huuuuuuugely -ev lol
hes just being a degen cause he wants chips

On September 21 2008 01:04 mysoul wrote: Yeah. Starcraft players definetly remember WDT scam. Then came "making millions with playing poker".So many stupid people actually came here and got ripped by their own Starcraft community. And the only ones making money off the geeks are Nazgul and Meat with this website. Stuntastic!

Let me take this opportunity to thank everyone on this site to help us establish this scam by pretending they are actually winning players! Also i would like to thank the mods for banning everyone who is confessing he is actually losing!

high five joy! we got those little degens hehehehhhehheahhahaehehaeahehhehhehehhe

i used to love australians until steve irwin died

On September 21 2008 02:13 Pokemyface wrote: Im sure if the situation was reversed, you would all be laughing @ wobbly calling him a faggot ass colluder, who should die in a grease fire, while praising Elky for being a genius for doing so.

this is so blatently not true. since you cant see this isnt true, like wobbly, you have no idea why wobbly is such a faggot for this whole thing

On September 21 2008 02:21 Pokemyface wrote: Show nested quote + On September 21 2008 02:16 FrinkX wrote:   On September 21 2008 02:13 Pokemyface wrote: I love the lp bandwagon that everyone jumps on...crucifying anyone or anything that they dont approve of, and while stating their opinions like scientific proof of it being correct. This isn't a bandwagon you dumb pos We, unlike you, have functioning brains. We have a little thing called COMMON SENSE. its so pathetic how overused the word bandwagon is. USUALLY WHEN PEOPLE ALL AGREE/BERATE THE SAME PERSON ITS BECAUSE THAT PERSON IS A FUCKING RETARD AND IS WRONG *CAPS LOCK ON*REPEAT WHAT OTHER GUY SAID IN DIFFERENT WORDS U POS FAGGOT FAGGOT CUNT POS FAGGOT CUNT POS DIE BAN BAN DIE nice functioning brain you have...

i'm unintelligent because i use caplocks to emphasize points? where have i repeated what other people have said? I believe i was one of the first people to reply to this thread

im swearing at you two because you two truly are unintelligent scumbags. have i only sworn at you? have i not stated my reasons? up until this point you have only embarrassed yourselves but now you're trying to bring someone you only wish you knew down

reading comprehension ftw for the thousandth time

i like you wobbly but this was a really horrible thing to do to elky

i guess the only problem with it is it gives an advantage to the one table vs all the others. and obviously he was being selective only getting it in against this one guy. 14k or whatever isnt big money for elky anyway, at least it seems like his team pokerstars membership will remain intact

On September 20 2008 23:54 wobbly_au wrote: i reported him

This just made my head assplode.....


...if someone was shoving all-in on ur cash game table every hand would you report him too? You're a total moron....

seriously wobbly_au, go play in traffic

On September 21 2008 00:28 NeillyJQ wrote: a gambool is a gambool and well, idk if u realize this but gambling is what we do for a living, some of us more than others, but in the end this game is a gamble.

lol what you said is so unbelievably stupid, i am nearly speechless...
people like you are the reason why most of us poker players make money, you actually think what you are doing is similar to what most people here are doing.

I guess denial is the reason why alot of degens keep gambling.

I REALLY hope you aren't playing poker for a living.

i dont give a shit if this is banned or not, im still going to flip and talk in the chat asking for flips.. everyone still does it and this rule is retarded.

also what on earth wobbly? it is so pathetic you would do this... it shouldnt even be a rule.

i think im going to email stars about the rule actually.

On September 21 2008 02:03 Daut wrote: wobbly do you realize how retarded/faggoty you sound? elky broke the dumbest rule on stars and you get all uppity cause he is basically giving money away and you want to see what happens when you report a stars pro. he was GIVING MONEY AWAY BY GOING ALL IN BLIND. and we are obviously friends with elky but everyone said this was total bullshit when imperium, annette, charder and a few others got temporary week or month long bans for it. basically every tournament player WISHES THIS WAS LEGAL because it increases your EV by so much. he is gaining no unfair edge. hes just being a sick degen and flushing money down the toilet trying to get a stack taking huge -ev spots to do so. but you report him because for whatever reason you want to see elky burn. elky has a lot that he can lose over this, dont know why you would revel in being the one to report it. edit: being 100% honest i would never ever ever ever ever report someone for breaking this "rule". i wouldnt even report people i dislike out of pure spite, and thats saying a lot. if anyone talked to mig nearly as much as i do they would be just as spiteful at the world and would love to spiteban people with these emails. even im not that evil, but i think mig is. edit2: i have mixed feelings about them taking away elkys money/giving him a temporary ban from the site. on one side, i think it would be unfair to not do it after they already have to annette, imperium and charder. on the other hand, i think its a terrible rule and they should immediately change it because it just loosens tables up and makes things more profitable for the non degens, and also makes poker more fun during a rebuy hour.

lol are u trying to convince me elky is going all in because he thinks its fun? are u fucking kidding me? lol


he obviously knows its major +ev to get a major boosted stack as he is getting it allin random vs random not random vs 25% range or w/e.