Elky breaks the rules - Page 6

On September 21 2008 00:55 PoorUser wrote: you have nothing to gain by reporting him and he has pretty much everything to lose. good job you reported him for something that he didnt know was wrong and every other tournament player on stars does who you've also failed to report im sure get bent faggot

Backstabbing

On September 21 2008 02:16 FrinkX wrote: Show nested quote + On September 21 2008 02:13 Pokemyface wrote: I love the lp bandwagon that everyone jumps on...crucifying anyone or anything that they dont approve of, and while stating their opinions like scientific proof of it being correct. This isn't a bandwagon you dumb pos We, unlike you, have functioning brains. We have a little thing called COMMON SENSE.

yeah obviously by your choice of words, there is no "bandwagon"

On September 21 2008 02:41 wobbly_au wrote: Show nested quote + On September 21 2008 02:03 Daut wrote: wobbly do you realize how retarded/faggoty you sound? elky broke the dumbest rule on stars and you get all uppity cause he is basically giving money away and you want to see what happens when you report a stars pro. he was GIVING MONEY AWAY BY GOING ALL IN BLIND. and we are obviously friends with elky but everyone said this was total bullshit when imperium, annette, charder and a few others got temporary week or month long bans for it. basically every tournament player WISHES THIS WAS LEGAL because it increases your EV by so much. he is gaining no unfair edge. hes just being a sick degen and flushing money down the toilet trying to get a stack taking huge -ev spots to do so. but you report him because for whatever reason you want to see elky burn. elky has a lot that he can lose over this, dont know why you would revel in being the one to report it. edit: being 100% honest i would never ever ever ever ever report someone for breaking this "rule". i wouldnt even report people i dislike out of pure spite, and thats saying a lot. if anyone talked to mig nearly as much as i do they would be just as spiteful at the world and would love to spiteban people with these emails. even im not that evil, but i think mig is. edit2: i have mixed feelings about them taking away elkys money/giving him a temporary ban from the site. on one side, i think it would be unfair to not do it after they already have to annette, imperium and charder. on the other hand, i think its a terrible rule and they should immediately change it because it just loosens tables up and makes things more profitable for the non degens, and also makes poker more fun during a rebuy hour. lol are u trying to convince me elky is going all in because he thinks its fun? are u fucking kidding me? lol he obviously knows its major +ev to get a major boosted stack as he is getting it allin random vs random not random vs 25% range or w/e.

you know its major +EV? werent u just days ago defending with your life that gamboling to get a stack is SICK -EV (as well as berating a player who is MUCH better than you'll ever be) and there is no mathematical proof to prove its +EV?

well done

On September 21 2008 02:41 wobbly_au wrote: Show nested quote + On September 21 2008 02:03 Daut wrote: wobbly do you realize how retarded/faggoty you sound? elky broke the dumbest rule on stars and you get all uppity cause he is basically giving money away and you want to see what happens when you report a stars pro. he was GIVING MONEY AWAY BY GOING ALL IN BLIND. and we are obviously friends with elky but everyone said this was total bullshit when imperium, annette, charder and a few others got temporary week or month long bans for it. basically every tournament player WISHES THIS WAS LEGAL because it increases your EV by so much. he is gaining no unfair edge. hes just being a sick degen and flushing money down the toilet trying to get a stack taking huge -ev spots to do so. but you report him because for whatever reason you want to see elky burn. elky has a lot that he can lose over this, dont know why you would revel in being the one to report it. edit: being 100% honest i would never ever ever ever ever report someone for breaking this "rule". i wouldnt even report people i dislike out of pure spite, and thats saying a lot. if anyone talked to mig nearly as much as i do they would be just as spiteful at the world and would love to spiteban people with these emails. even im not that evil, but i think mig is. edit2: i have mixed feelings about them taking away elkys money/giving him a temporary ban from the site. on one side, i think it would be unfair to not do it after they already have to annette, imperium and charder. on the other hand, i think its a terrible rule and they should immediately change it because it just loosens tables up and makes things more profitable for the non degens, and also makes poker more fun during a rebuy hour. lol are u trying to convince me elky is going all in because he thinks its fun? are u fucking kidding me? lol he obviously knows its major +ev to get a major boosted stack as he is getting it allin random vs random not random vs 25% range or w/e.

you are way mistaken. shoving AI every hand is hugely -EV, while taking gambles in the rebuy period is hugely +EV. theres a difference...

On September 21 2008 02:29 FrinkX wrote: Show nested quote + On September 21 2008 02:21 Pokemyface wrote:   On September 21 2008 02:16 FrinkX wrote:   On September 21 2008 02:13 Pokemyface wrote: I love the lp bandwagon that everyone jumps on...crucifying anyone or anything that they dont approve of, and while stating their opinions like scientific proof of it being correct. This isn't a bandwagon you dumb pos We, unlike you, have functioning brains. We have a little thing called COMMON SENSE. its so pathetic how overused the word bandwagon is. USUALLY WHEN PEOPLE ALL AGREE/BERATE THE SAME PERSON ITS BECAUSE THAT PERSON IS A FUCKING RETARD AND IS WRONG *CAPS LOCK ON*REPEAT WHAT OTHER GUY SAID IN DIFFERENT WORDS U POS FAGGOT FAGGOT CUNT POS FAGGOT CUNT POS DIE BAN BAN DIE nice functioning brain you have... i'm unintelligent because i use caplocks to emphasize points? where have i repeated what other people have said? I believe i was one of the first people to reply to this thread im swearing at you two because you two truly are unintelligent scumbags. have i only sworn at you? have i not stated my reasons? up until this point you have only embarrassed yourselves but now you're trying to bring someone you only wish you knew down reading comprehension ftw for the thousandth time

No, you come across as unintelligent because you just swear rather than convey your point comprehensively, while over emphasizing too much.

So your counter-argument for being called unintelligent is to immediately assume that anyone who disagrees with some opinions you have, is stupid?

Finally, if you haven't yet realised wobbly couldn't careless that this was Elky, he would've done the same for any random person, you sir have nice reading comprehension indeed.

On September 21 2008 02:49 n0rthf4ce wrote: Show nested quote + On September 21 2008 02:41 wobbly_au wrote:   On September 21 2008 02:03 Daut wrote: wobbly do you realize how retarded/faggoty you sound? elky broke the dumbest rule on stars and you get all uppity cause he is basically giving money away and you want to see what happens when you report a stars pro. he was GIVING MONEY AWAY BY GOING ALL IN BLIND. and we are obviously friends with elky but everyone said this was total bullshit when imperium, annette, charder and a few others got temporary week or month long bans for it. basically every tournament player WISHES THIS WAS LEGAL because it increases your EV by so much. he is gaining no unfair edge. hes just being a sick degen and flushing money down the toilet trying to get a stack taking huge -ev spots to do so. but you report him because for whatever reason you want to see elky burn. elky has a lot that he can lose over this, dont know why you would revel in being the one to report it. edit: being 100% honest i would never ever ever ever ever report someone for breaking this "rule". i wouldnt even report people i dislike out of pure spite, and thats saying a lot. if anyone talked to mig nearly as much as i do they would be just as spiteful at the world and would love to spiteban people with these emails. even im not that evil, but i think mig is. edit2: i have mixed feelings about them taking away elkys money/giving him a temporary ban from the site. on one side, i think it would be unfair to not do it after they already have to annette, imperium and charder. on the other hand, i think its a terrible rule and they should immediately change it because it just loosens tables up and makes things more profitable for the non degens, and also makes poker more fun during a rebuy hour. lol are u trying to convince me elky is going all in because he thinks its fun? are u fucking kidding me? lol he obviously knows its major +ev to get a major boosted stack as he is getting it allin random vs random not random vs 25% range or w/e. you are way mistaken. shoving AI every hand is hugely -EV, while taking gambles in the rebuy period is hugely +EV. theres a difference...

jesus didnt wobbly have this exact same concept explained to him by Mig a week ago? WTF.

gj backstabbing someone who is a personal hero to like 95% of this community.


lp suicide much?

well it is breaking the rules etc but like in a rebuy tournament i would love this to happen on my table so i can get action on hands

no point reporting him just make the most of it the chance of building up a stack before the addon? thinking about oh hes flipping etc prob just distracts you from your game more than anything else...

Hes trying to take exploit negative EV situations! THE BASTARD


KILL HIM!

its not EV+ wobbly are you retarded? god... wtf is going on with you, playing 1M hands a month and you fail to understand simple poker concepts...

well a rule is a rule and you have to know it. Simply because you disagree doesn't mean you can ignore it. It's like the law. If you think it's stupid that possession of drugs is illegal you still will get punished if you get caught.

BUT reporting Elky is really low. And bragging on LP.net about is... i cannot decide, either

a) props to you for your courage to stand the heat

b) stupid because you remind me of floofy and his lack of common sense / social skills if you cannot gauge LPs reaction. I think this could be the case, considering OP plays poker all day long, so he could have deficits in this area.

mood: trigger happy

On September 21 2008 02:43 FrinkX wrote: Show nested quote + On September 21 2008 02:41 wobbly_au wrote:   On September 21 2008 02:03 Daut wrote: wobbly do you realize how retarded/faggoty you sound? elky broke the dumbest rule on stars and you get all uppity cause he is basically giving money away and you want to see what happens when you report a stars pro. he was GIVING MONEY AWAY BY GOING ALL IN BLIND. and we are obviously friends with elky but everyone said this was total bullshit when imperium, annette, charder and a few others got temporary week or month long bans for it. basically every tournament player WISHES THIS WAS LEGAL because it increases your EV by so much. he is gaining no unfair edge. hes just being a sick degen and flushing money down the toilet trying to get a stack taking huge -ev spots to do so. but you report him because for whatever reason you want to see elky burn. elky has a lot that he can lose over this, dont know why you would revel in being the one to report it. edit: being 100% honest i would never ever ever ever ever report someone for breaking this "rule". i wouldnt even report people i dislike out of pure spite, and thats saying a lot. if anyone talked to mig nearly as much as i do they would be just as spiteful at the world and would love to spiteban people with these emails. even im not that evil, but i think mig is. edit2: i have mixed feelings about them taking away elkys money/giving him a temporary ban from the site. on one side, i think it would be unfair to not do it after they already have to annette, imperium and charder. on the other hand, i think its a terrible rule and they should immediately change it because it just loosens tables up and makes things more profitable for the non degens, and also makes poker more fun during a rebuy hour. lol are u trying to convince me elky is going all in because he thinks its fun? are u fucking kidding me? lol he obviously knows its major +ev to get a major boosted stack as he is getting it allin random vs random not random vs 25% range or w/e. you know its major +EV? werent u just days ago defending with your life that gamboling to get a stack is SICK -EV (as well as berating a player who is MUCH better than you'll ever be) and there is no mathematical proof to prove its +EV? well done

are u serious? if im the only one shoving light i think thats -ev.

but elky has arranged for someone else to shove/call everytime that reduces the ev he loses by ALOT.

On September 21 2008 03:02 Royal_Rumble wrote: well a rule is a rule and you have to know it. Simply because you disagree doesn't mean you can ignore it. It's like the law. If you think it's stupid that possession of drugs is illegal you still will get punished if you get caught. BUT reporting Elky is really low. And bragging on LP.net about is... i cannot decide, either a) props to you for your courage to stand the heat b) stupid because you remind me of floofy and his lack of common sense / social skills if you cannot gauge LPs reaction. I think this could be the case, considering OP plays poker all day long, so he could have deficits in this area.

And would you fucking call the cops when ur frind is smoking weed? no.. and if you would fuck you.

Baal said:
would you call the cops if you see a friend of yours smoking weed?
Wobbly says:
yea woudlnt call cops
Wobbly says:
prob tell his/her parents
Baal says:
oh god

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just wow.

On September 21 2008 02:49 n0rthf4ce wrote: Show nested quote + On September 21 2008 02:41 wobbly_au wrote:   On September 21 2008 02:03 Daut wrote: wobbly do you realize how retarded/faggoty you sound? elky broke the dumbest rule on stars and you get all uppity cause he is basically giving money away and you want to see what happens when you report a stars pro. he was GIVING MONEY AWAY BY GOING ALL IN BLIND. and we are obviously friends with elky but everyone said this was total bullshit when imperium, annette, charder and a few others got temporary week or month long bans for it. basically every tournament player WISHES THIS WAS LEGAL because it increases your EV by so much. he is gaining no unfair edge. hes just being a sick degen and flushing money down the toilet trying to get a stack taking huge -ev spots to do so. but you report him because for whatever reason you want to see elky burn. elky has a lot that he can lose over this, dont know why you would revel in being the one to report it. edit: being 100% honest i would never ever ever ever ever report someone for breaking this "rule". i wouldnt even report people i dislike out of pure spite, and thats saying a lot. if anyone talked to mig nearly as much as i do they would be just as spiteful at the world and would love to spiteban people with these emails. even im not that evil, but i think mig is. edit2: i have mixed feelings about them taking away elkys money/giving him a temporary ban from the site. on one side, i think it would be unfair to not do it after they already have to annette, imperium and charder. on the other hand, i think its a terrible rule and they should immediately change it because it just loosens tables up and makes things more profitable for the non degens, and also makes poker more fun during a rebuy hour. lol are u trying to convince me elky is going all in because he thinks its fun? are u fucking kidding me? lol he obviously knows its major +ev to get a major boosted stack as he is getting it allin random vs random not random vs 25% range or w/e. you are way mistaken. shoving AI every hand is hugely -EV, while taking gambles in the rebuy period is hugely +EV. theres a difference...

i am in agreeance with what u are saying.. u misunderstood me

that's something I don't like about this forum, someone breaks a rule and gets punished for it, knowing or not knowing he was wrong, who cares it just happened, and then comes the inevitable disgusting "defense" that is so uncalled for and he probably doesn't even want it. Same like the adz/mezmerize thing.

Just leave it as it is, it doesn't matter at all who he is, he did a small mistake and got punished as he should. If the rules get ignored for one reason or another there will be chaos, this is a business where the feel for fairness and trust in the system are extremely important, any hint of double standard is destructive

i wrote an email to stars
i hope everyone else does too :o

On September 21 2008 03:02 Royal_Rumble wrote: well a rule is a rule and you have to know it. Simply because you disagree doesn't mean you can ignore it. It's like the law. If you think it's stupid that possession of drugs is illegal you still will get punished if you get caught. BUT reporting Elky is really low. And bragging on LP.net about is... i cannot decide, either a) props to you for your courage to stand the heat b) stupid because you remind me of floofy and his lack of common sense / social skills if you cannot gauge LPs reaction. I think this could be the case, considering OP plays poker all day long, so he could have deficits in this area.

i select a.

i posted this knowing EXACTLY how LP would react, but i mean a stars pro being banned/punished for colluding is fairly good news so i thought i'd still share.