hiddink88 United States. Nov 26 2008 04:27. Posts 517
Hey guys. Basically during a dota game tonight there was an intense debate that started and has been ongoing between my friends about who would win in this animal deathmatch. Hippo vs Rhino, is a pretty even matchup in terms of size/weight.
Heres some info about the competitors
Hippo
-Avg weight 3500 kg
-Huge jaw and biting power
-highly territorial, very violent-tempered, and aggressive. Often regarded most dangerous animal of africa. Attacks humans!!
-Normally eats plants but known to eat Nile Crocodiles, along with Lions and Spotted Hyenas. Recorded case of a Hippo eating a Zebra and even Wildebeest.
-can easily outrun an olympic sprinter. Clocked at 30mph running short distances.
-To mark territory, hippos spin their tails while defecating to distribute their excrement over the greatest possible area. <-- freakin awesome
Rhino
-Avg weight 3200 kg
-Horn on tip of snout
-Strictly vegetarian
-Generally peaceful and approachable in the wild. Easily trained by humans to be docile
My friends were evenly split on the topic. I will not reveal my opinion to avoid survey bias. Now we're curious for outside input.
Please do vote and discuss.
Poll: Which would win? Hippo vs. Rhino
(Vote): Hippo
(Vote): Rhino
Is the battle on land or in water? What species of each?
PS- You are obviously biased towards Hippo cause that's what you wrote about first, you put 2 pictures of it, You wrote more about it (researched more), Said the shit-spin was 'freakin awesome', and you put the shittiest picture of a rhino you could find. I'm all in on this
but i vote for hippo coz it could pretty much snap off into 2 pieces any croc so i dont think an average sized rhino would stand a chance, and those horns cant reach any internal organs imo so basically the hippo could just choose to eat the rhino ez
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teej1985 United Kingdom. Nov 26 2008 05:31. Posts 716
On November 26 2008 04:27 whamm! wrote:
i thought this was about two strip clubs in Las Vegas with pics
fuck mee... fuck U!
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DONKEYLUVIN United States. Nov 26 2008 05:34. Posts 292
LOL at the cartoon rhino picture
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Minsk United States. Nov 26 2008 05:44. Posts 1558
the hippoponanomous is one of the most trixy dangerous animals in teh world
On November 26 2008 03:56 SpoR wrote:
PS- You are obviously biased towards Hippo cause that's what you wrote about first, you put 2 pictures of it, You wrote more about it (researched more), Said the shit-spin was 'freakin awesome', and you put the shittiest picture of a rhino you could find. I'm all in on this
it's a joke buddy... i thought it was fkin hilarious
GroT
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[vital]Myth United States. Nov 26 2008 07:28. Posts 12159
can never EVER lose
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Rekrul United States. Nov 26 2008 07:38. Posts 3338
vs
LOvEDoM says: ALL IN WAR
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PandaSaurus Australia. Nov 26 2008 08:30. Posts 1651
On November 26 2008 04:27 whamm! wrote:
i thought this was about two strip clubs in Las Vegas with pics
Also I thought hippos were herbivores also and just chewed stuff to kill them then spit them out?
new shit has come to light... a-and... shit! man...
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thewh00sel United States. Nov 26 2008 12:17. Posts 2734
hippowned
A government is the most dangerous threat to man’s rights: it holds a legal monopoly on the use of physical force against legally disarmed victims. - Ayn Rand
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terrybunny19240 United States. Nov 26 2008 12:28. Posts 13829
Hhahahaha I love jermaine or however you spell his name. man he's awesome.
good OP "trying to avoid bias" +1
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terrybunny19240 United States. Nov 26 2008 12:29. Posts 13829
rhinos have terrid eye sight
when one charges at u, ur just supposed to stand still and be as thin as possible
hippo wins every time
MaidenFan: Stop worrying about what might be or what coulda been, the former is totally out of your control, and the latter is nothing but a twisted fantasy
and im not sure if i intrepret correct what you are implying vegoble, but we don't need a god to settle this matter, nor other matters for that part =)
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brambolius Netherlands. Nov 26 2008 14:09. Posts 1708
btw guess what animal holds the second place for being most dangerous to humans....
lol OP with your description of hippoes. rhinoes ftw
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terrybunny19240 United States. Nov 26 2008 15:29. Posts 13829
godh that rhino pick is sooooooooooo cute though
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TimDawg United States. Nov 26 2008 15:50. Posts 10197
On November 26 2008 10:51 Daut wrote:
hippos are fucking mean dude they would destroy the rhino
yeah but for real, a hippo would fucking own a rhino
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casinocasino Canada. Nov 26 2008 16:09. Posts 3343
those fucking animals looke like dinosaurs
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EvilSky Czech Republic. Nov 26 2008 16:13. Posts 8918
We have to test this out, come on if some lp ballers chip in and we can make a hippo-rhino deathmatch and tape it.
Technicly 1-1 The first Hippo ran and didn't want none of that. Rhino seem to be long distance fighter, need momentum and run speed. Pretty clever to fight defensively and back off there, scene is cut, he probably just ran to get some distance and he's right back at it, gogo post part 2!!
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TalentedTom Canada. Aug 16 2011 01:24. Posts 20070
clearly the rhino didnt wanna fight which is logical because its a vegeterain, it has nothing to gain from killing other mamals. He was running a bluff and was called by the big hippo
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i love how the big rhino was picking on the small hippo (young?female?) then runs when the larger lazy hippo goes after him aka my bar fighting strategy
On August 15 2011 23:33 Mariuslol wrote:
Technicly 1-1 The first Hippo ran and didn't want none of that. Rhino seem to be long distance fighter, need momentum and run speed. Pretty clever to fight defensively and back off there, scene is cut, he probably just ran to get some distance and he's right back at it, gogo post part 2!!
Actually the hippo scares off 2 rhinos if you look carefully, 2-1 hippos.
haha i searched for my nick cuz i knew i would have said something about hippos being killing machines.
Well in open field the Rhino would destroy the Hippo, what on earth can the hippo do against a charging rhino?, the hippo is very dangerous to smallers animals that he can bite, but he cant bite a rhino easily, and a simple head thrust of the rhino would impale the hippos face.
That would be assuming its a white Rhino and both animals for whatever reason are both willing to fight with everything to the death, because without that factor the white rinho might run off since they are quite calm (unlike the black rhino)
The only animal i would choose over a Rhino would probably be an elephant.
On August 16 2011 04:44 Baal wrote:
haha i searched for my nick cuz i knew i would have said something about hippos being killing machines.
Well in open field the Rhino would destroy the Hippo, what on earth can the hippo do against a charging rhino?, the hippo is very dangerous to smallers animals that he can bite, but he cant bite a rhino easily, and a simple head thrust of the rhino would impale the hippos face.
That would be assuming its a white Rhino and both animals for whatever reason are both willing to fight with everything to the death, because without that factor the white rinho might run off since they are quite calm (unlike the black rhino)
The only animal i would choose over a Rhino would probably be an elephant.
On August 16 2011 04:44 Baal wrote:
haha i searched for my nick cuz i knew i would have said something about hippos being killing machines.
Well in open field the Rhino would destroy the Hippo, what on earth can the hippo do against a charging rhino?, the hippo is very dangerous to smallers animals that he can bite, but he cant bite a rhino easily, and a simple head thrust of the rhino would impale the hippos face.
That would be assuming its a white Rhino and both animals for whatever reason are both willing to fight with everything to the death, because without that factor the white rinho might run off since they are quite calm (unlike the black rhino)
The only animal i would choose over a Rhino would probably be an elephant.
On August 16 2011 05:37 EvilSky wrote:
Lions run away from honey badgers too, if they both had no choice but fight I think the rhino would smash no matter how mean the hippo is.
On August 16 2011 04:44 Baal wrote:
haha i searched for my nick cuz i knew i would have said something about hippos being killing machines.
Well in open field the Rhino would destroy the Hippo, what on earth can the hippo do against a charging rhino?, the hippo is very dangerous to smallers animals that he can bite, but he cant bite a rhino easily, and a simple head thrust of the rhino would impale the hippos face.
That would be assuming its a white Rhino and both animals for whatever reason are both willing to fight with everything to the death, because without that factor the white rinho might run off since they are quite calm (unlike the black rhino)
The only animal i would choose over a Rhino would probably be an elephant.
I have long done the whole "vs." thing and Im pretty sure Tigers were used in Roman times to kill Lions for show, history just fucked with us by declaring Lions king of the Jungle without including Asian jungles. Some crazy chinese or japanese footages ive seen clearly shows people deliberately housing both wild tigers and lions in private zoos just to check out who wins in a fight and TIgers always rape Lions.
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Stroggoz New Zealand. Aug 16 2011 08:52. Posts 5328
hippos are loose aggressive, rhinos are nits. guess which wins..
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On November 26 2008 08:09 SpasticInk wrote:
rhino > hippo at land
hippo > rhino in water
in other words: even
It should be a 3 round battle: 1st round takes place on land, 2nd in water and 3rd (the conclusive one) in space as the picture suggests. That would make one hell of a match
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casinocasino Canada. Aug 16 2011 10:13. Posts 3343
My first instinct is to say rhinos but it's probably a tie.
If any of you guys get the chance I would really recommend going to kruger national park one day. It's one of the coolest places on the planet in my opinion and it is awesome to see these animals in the wild.
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FrinkX United States. Aug 16 2011 11:32. Posts 7561
wtf rhinos need momentum he cant fight the hippo right there
bitch on a pension suck my dong
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FrinkX United States. Aug 16 2011 11:34. Posts 7561
+ the hippo had more incentive... 1 of its youngins was gettin messed with... maternal instinct kicked in
On November 26 2008 04:27 whamm! wrote:
i thought this was about two strip clubs in Las Vegas with pics
:D
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YoMeR United States. Aug 16 2011 12:17. Posts 12438
I hear Hippos are much more dangerous to humans than rhinos simple because they are such rage machines.
they are capable of biting a human being in half. so a bullet proof skin will have minimal effect in protecting against the nasty bite of the hippo. I think hippos are one of the animals that is responsible for some of the highest fatality rates in humans.
on the other hand i can see the rhino winning cuz of that huge badass horn and if mr rhino gets a good impale on the hippo it can be preetty gg.
Baal ur right about the Elephants, I sat yesterday seraching for clips, I did find quite a bit of "elephant scares off hipp", and Elephant "kills Rhino". So they both get owned by Elephant.
Did find some cool stuff about what happens when a Rhino fights a Buffalo, it was worse than Jones vs Shogun, total domination.
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HeRoS)eNGagE Canada. Aug 16 2011 17:06. Posts 10896
On August 16 2011 04:44 Baal wrote:
haha i searched for my nick cuz i knew i would have said something about hippos being killing machines.
Well in open field the Rhino would destroy the Hippo, what on earth can the hippo do against a charging rhino?, the hippo is very dangerous to smallers animals that he can bite, but he cant bite a rhino easily, and a simple head thrust of the rhino would impale the hippos face.
That would be assuming its a white Rhino and both animals for whatever reason are both willing to fight with everything to the death, because without that factor the white rinho might run off since they are quite calm (unlike the black rhino)
The only animal i would choose over a Rhino would probably be an elephant.
According to this show elephants beat rhinos and hippos beat bull sharks, no hippo vs rhino though
That things says lion > tiger which means its just random bullshit.
Agreed, the Tiger is simply bigger and stronger than a Lion there is no reason to favor the lion.
Id pick elephants over rhinos cuz i remember seeing a program where some young motherless vandal elepants go on a rhino-killing-spree lol
LOOOOL BAAL u have to find that!!!
u have to respect the hippos rage issues and his flinging shit all over...i wanna try that next time im at a casino and get bad beated...jump up scream at everyone and then pull ur pants down and fling shit all over the players and dealers.....what now???
You aint a poet ur just a drunk with a pen
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LemOn[5thF] Czech Republic. Aug 16 2011 18:49. Posts 15163
On August 16 2011 09:13 casinocasino wrote:
WHAAAAM, pix or it did not happened!!!
forgive the gay music (there's always one in these things)
these are not the crazy shows where they have commentators on the play by play but its similar, i read somewhere they have them fight to the death or something as entertainment for curiousity's sake, i cant find the show though.
there's like a ton of these and each and single one of em just shows tigers kickin ass. i read about it in wiki like years ago that romans had special vs matches between animals and usually tigers just killed lions. not really sure but u can check it
this is the only thing similar lol
On August 17 2011 02:23 whamm! wrote:
Animals I can now still trust as being "cute":
[ ] elephant
[ ] chimp
[ ] orangutan
[x] dolphins
[x] sea turtles
[ ] whales
Dolphins kill and nom sea lions at every damn opportunity,
cute? I think not.
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Stim_Abuser United States. Aug 17 2011 14:58. Posts 7499
I was thinking maybe a polar bear could fuck with an elephant...
then I got to thinking. Jesus fucking christ those things are big. 20,000 ish pounds.
holy moly.
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Lions kill adult elephants from time to time, but only in a large group obviously
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Stim_Abuser United States. Aug 17 2011 15:07. Posts 7499
I've seen a video of a single lion killing a hippo.
It simply jumped on the hippos back and there was nothing the hippo could do but be eaten alive. It didn't have the mobility to get the lion off of it. It was very very disturbing actually which is why I won't search and post it. Just go to youtube and look for Lion Kills Hippo. Be warned though, the lion eats the hippo alive and it's fucked.
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I saw a tiger do the same thing to a croc or gator. just circled the thing faster than the croc could spin until it was behind it, then jumped on its back and bit into the back of its neck.
yeah the hippo obv has something wrong with him....its pretty rare i think to see 2 fully grown and healthy animals go at it for any of the 2 toughest species. so when us ee the youtube vids usually they are picking on a sick or wounded one.
def that hippo vid was disturbing though.......and after watching nonstop Bull elephant videos (viewed as the toughest by many) crazy to think that stupid little evil aussie snake can kill it in liek 3 hours of something
and anyone see the water bear thing? that can live in the sickest conditions ever? (yes all I do now is research tough animals thanks to u idiots haha)
more importantly, what animals can Pudz beat with no weapons? or the Pudz and Lesnar 'pack'
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Stim_Abuser United States. Aug 18 2011 01:13. Posts 7499
I don't think size and strength will matter all that much when fighting almost all animals. What will matter the most would be your knowledge of how to kill them with your hands as well as your willingness to do anything. Stuff like poke out eyes, shove your hand down its throat, try to rip its tongue out, maybe even a RNC... it is called the mata leon!
Hey Im slinging mad volume and fat stackin benjies I dont got time for spellin n shit - skinny pete
On August 18 2011 00:13 Stim_Abuser wrote:
I don't think size and strength will matter all that much when fighting almost all animals. What will matter the most would be your knowledge of how to kill them with your hands as well as your willingness to do anything. Stuff like poke out eyes, shove your hand down its throat, try to rip its tongue out, maybe even a RNC... it is called the mata leon!
so if we trained Pudz and Lesnar on how to kill all the animals...what ones u think they could beat in a one on one or both of them vs 1? real snimals that is not counting like a baby kitten..obv a giraffe would be an easy guillotine after u leg sweep it to the ground
that thing rarely gets killed and predators usually just dont wanna mess with it coz it is relentless and will chase you down in a fight even
if opponent backs down and flees.
On August 18 2011 00:26 whamm! wrote:
wolverine ftw
known to attack (and sometimes injure/kill)
*wolves, more than 1
*bears
*moutain lions
that thing rarely gets killed and predators usually just dont wanna mess with it coz it is relentless and will chase you down in a fight even
if opponent backs down and flees.
yeah i read about them being like super tough and noone fucks with them cuz they are psychotic.....hence the movie character i guess. Hugh Jackman vs a real wolverine??
humans are pretty gay without weapons and we submit to anything that is very relentless and aggressive in attacking us. like when dogs attack us, we're too busy screaming like a bitch when we could just fucking poke its eyes out or punch it's snout and dogs GG asap. Hugh jackman couldnt beat a large housecat imo - he hosts the tony awards(i think hes one of those married gay guys tbh)
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EvilSky Czech Republic. Aug 18 2011 10:22. Posts 8918
Humans are the worse, if a house cat really wanted to he could fuck us up ez.
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bigredhoss Cook Islands. Aug 18 2011 10:40. Posts 8648
i could take most housecats with a baseball bat imo
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Stim_Abuser United States. Aug 18 2011 12:45. Posts 7499
On August 18 2011 00:13 Stim_Abuser wrote:
I don't think size and strength will matter all that much when fighting almost all animals. What will matter the most would be your knowledge of how to kill them with your hands as well as your willingness to do anything. Stuff like poke out eyes, shove your hand down its throat, try to rip its tongue out, maybe even a RNC... it is called the mata leon!
so if we trained Pudz and Lesnar on how to kill all the animals...what ones u think they could beat in a one on one or both of them vs 1? real snimals that is not counting like a baby kitten..obv a giraffe would be an easy guillotine after u leg sweep it to the ground
Probably somewhere around a wolf. Not much bigger/dangerous than that though.
Hey Im slinging mad volume and fat stackin benjies I dont got time for spellin n shit - skinny pete
On August 18 2011 00:13 Stim_Abuser wrote:
I don't think size and strength will matter all that much when fighting almost all animals. What will matter the most would be your knowledge of how to kill them with your hands as well as your willingness to do anything. Stuff like poke out eyes, shove your hand down its throat, try to rip its tongue out, maybe even a RNC... it is called the mata leon!
so if we trained Pudz and Lesnar on how to kill all the animals...what ones u think they could beat in a one on one or both of them vs 1? real snimals that is not counting like a baby kitten..obv a giraffe would be an easy guillotine after u leg sweep it to the ground
Probably somewhere around a wolf. Not much bigger/dangerous than that though.
agreed, i think there's a pretty big amount of variance in size of adult wolves though? like i think quite a few guys could probably take out a smaller one assuming they knew they had to fight for their lives (obviously they'd be all kinds of fucked up afterwards). medium-sized wolves i think much fewer people could take, large wolves i think only the elite fighters would be able to beat.
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bigredhoss Cook Islands. Aug 19 2011 04:56. Posts 8648
On August 18 2011 13:07 rememp wrote:
Most dangerous animal in the world:
Mosquito - by far - has killed more humans than any other animal alive.
Hippo > Rhino
Rhino Horn = really cool
even though it's true wrt mosquito that's so lame and completely goes against the spirit of "most dangerous animal" discussion.
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Stim_Abuser United States. Aug 19 2011 05:52. Posts 7499
On August 18 2011 00:13 Stim_Abuser wrote:
I don't think size and strength will matter all that much when fighting almost all animals. What will matter the most would be your knowledge of how to kill them with your hands as well as your willingness to do anything. Stuff like poke out eyes, shove your hand down its throat, try to rip its tongue out, maybe even a RNC... it is called the mata leon!
so if we trained Pudz and Lesnar on how to kill all the animals...what ones u think they could beat in a one on one or both of them vs 1? real snimals that is not counting like a baby kitten..obv a giraffe would be an easy guillotine after u leg sweep it to the ground
Probably somewhere around a wolf. Not much bigger/dangerous than that though.
agreed, i think there's a pretty big amount of variance in size of adult wolves though? like i think quite a few guys could probably take out a smaller one assuming they knew they had to fight for their lives (obviously they'd be all kinds of fucked up afterwards). medium-sized wolves i think much fewer people could take, large wolves i think only the elite fighters would be able to beat.
I meant 1 on 1. I think cain velasquez could take a large wolf by himself pretty handily. At their biggest I think they get about 130 pounds and their only way of attack really is their mouth. You just protect your neck/face/nuts area and when he bites You shove your forearm in their mouth which will be a bitch but not be to damaging. You can then control the wolf and rip an eye out, go for a neck break, stomp and break one of its legs.
Thing is there is a wide wide gap between a wolf and the next predator off the top of my head which would be a large cat like a mountain lion and a mountain lion is an entire different beast and would rape the shit out of any human.
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On August 18 2011 00:13 Stim_Abuser wrote:
I don't think size and strength will matter all that much when fighting almost all animals. What will matter the most would be your knowledge of how to kill them with your hands as well as your willingness to do anything. Stuff like poke out eyes, shove your hand down its throat, try to rip its tongue out, maybe even a RNC... it is called the mata leon!
so if we trained Pudz and Lesnar on how to kill all the animals...what ones u think they could beat in a one on one or both of them vs 1? real snimals that is not counting like a baby kitten..obv a giraffe would be an easy guillotine after u leg sweep it to the ground
Probably somewhere around a wolf. Not much bigger/dangerous than that though.
agreed, i think there's a pretty big amount of variance in size of adult wolves though? like i think quite a few guys could probably take out a smaller one assuming they knew they had to fight for their lives (obviously they'd be all kinds of fucked up afterwards). medium-sized wolves i think much fewer people could take, large wolves i think only the elite fighters would be able to beat.
I meant 1 on 1. I think cain velasquez could take a large wolf by himself pretty handily. At their biggest I think they get about 130 pounds and their only way of attack really is their mouth. You just protect your neck/face/nuts area and when he bites You shove your forearm in their mouth which will be a bitch but not be to damaging. You can then control the wolf and rip an eye out, go for a neck break, stomp and break one of its legs.
Thing is there is a wide wide gap between a wolf and the next predator off the top of my head which would be a large cat like a mountain lion and a mountain lion is an entire different beast and would rape the shit out of any human.
yea i was talking 1v1 as well ;o
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CrownRoyal United States. Aug 19 2011 12:46. Posts 11385
there was a story either on LP or TL once about an African tribesman who killed a lion or a tiger with his bare hands when it attacked him.
Any dog up to the size of a german shepherd could be killed, but he's going to have to sacrifice a limb and there is going to be a trip to the operating room after. In the wild it would definitely be a pyrrhic victory.
A man can fight off a cheetah attack if you know what you are doing, killing one in a fight to the death I'm not sure about. I would say no but there is a small chance due to their light bone structure and the fact that their claws don't retract and are dull like a dogs. Any cat larger than a cheetah there is no chance.
For primates anything larger than about 40kg (the size of a cape baboon) beats any human. Baboons break into homes all the time; if you're a man you can intimidate them and get them to run off, but if you corner one you are going to have a really bad day. They have teeth larger than a lions and a snout like a dog, in addition to having hands they can use to grab soft points. They're known to go right for your balls and try to rip them off, so good luck with that.
On August 19 2011 12:20 MJD wrote:
Any dog up to the size of a german shepherd could be killed, but he's going to have to sacrifice a limb and there is going to be a trip to the operating room after. In the wild it would definitely be a pyrrhic victory.
A man can fight off a cheetah attack if you know what you are doing, killing one in a fight to the death I'm not sure about. I would say no but there is a small chance due to their light bone structure and the fact that their claws don't retract and are dull like a dogs. Any cat larger than a cheetah there is no chance.
For primates anything larger than about 40kg (the size of a cape baboon) beats any human. Baboons break into homes all the time; if you're a man you can intimidate them and get them to run off, but if you corner one you are going to have a really bad day. They have teeth larger than a lions and a snout like a dog, in addition to having hands they can use to grab soft points. They're known to go right for your balls and try to rip them off, so good luck with that.
lol primates sound the more scary. Its like an upgraded human
on a serious side: dont whine about human not being able to combat wolf with his bare hands, because if we were able to do that we wouldn't feel the need of inventing weapons and so on and so on. We probably wouldn't know computers and internet poker now if we were physically the strongest species.
On August 19 2011 12:20 MJD wrote:
Any dog up to the size of a german shepherd could be killed, but he's going to have to sacrifice a limb and there is going to be a trip to the operating room after. In the wild it would definitely be a pyrrhic victory.
A man can fight off a cheetah attack if you know what you are doing, killing one in a fight to the death I'm not sure about. I would say no but there is a small chance due to their light bone structure and the fact that their claws don't retract and are dull like a dogs. Any cat larger than a cheetah there is no chance.
For primates anything larger than about 40kg (the size of a cape baboon) beats any human. Baboons break into homes all the time; if you're a man you can intimidate them and get them to run off, but if you corner one you are going to have a really bad day. They have teeth larger than a lions and a snout like a dog, in addition to having hands they can use to grab soft points. They're known to go right for your balls and try to rip them off, so good luck with that.
lol primates sound the more scary. Its like an upgraded human
Yeah I want no part of that haha. In many parts of south africa you have to keep everything locked up real tight or you might come home to baboons raiding your kitchen and destroying your house.
humans are so physically weak pound for pound it's ridiculous. if we were less self aware and smart though I think we could take on a coyote at best without any sort of weaponry. our hide is as soft as butter and we can barely lift our own weight. id imagine a stockier dog like a pitbull or even a medium sized eagle can fuck up any man easy.
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asdf2000 United States. Aug 20 2011 04:22. Posts 7695
On August 18 2011 13:07 rememp wrote:
Most dangerous animal in the world:
Mosquito - by far - has killed more humans than any other animal alive.
Hippo > Rhino
Rhino Horn = really cool
it takes roughly 1,200,000 mosquitos to suck a human dry
Grindin so hard, Im smashin pussies left and right.
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EvilSky Czech Republic. Aug 20 2011 06:30. Posts 8918
On August 19 2011 20:41 daysare wrote:
on a serious side: dont whine about human not being able to combat wolf with his bare hands, because if we were able to do that we wouldn't feel the need of inventing weapons and so on and so on. We probably wouldn't know computers and internet poker now if we were physically the strongest species.
we wouldnt need that shit if we could just go around smacking grizzly bears in the face, choking out tigers, making hats out of crocodiles with our bare hands. Id sacrifice wanking and SC for that in a second.
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Elite00 United States. Aug 20 2011 22:39. Posts 683
Hippo wins hands down. Here is a scene of zoo keepers trying to get a new hippo into its pen:
Jurassic park would later use the footage as its opening scene
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qwerty67890 New Zealand. Aug 20 2011 23:10. Posts 14026
On August 19 2011 11:46 CrownRoyal wrote:
there was a story either on LP or TL once about an African tribesman who killed a lion or a tiger with his bare hands when it attacked him.
On August 19 2011 11:46 CrownRoyal wrote:
there was a story either on LP or TL once about an African tribesman who killed a lion or a tiger with his bare hands when it attacked him.
i call bs
agreed most likely bs, although it could be a very sickly lion that was close to death anyways.
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Webjoker Netherlands. Aug 21 2011 18:39. Posts 435
This picture says enough, a hippo would win easily if a rhino can't even shake off an elephant. Unless they are in love, but I can't imagine that.
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casinocasino Canada. Aug 21 2011 19:29. Posts 3343
I think another cool question to consider is actually if you could control an animal and fight with it, like pokemon for example, which animal would you want. This lets us involve strategy in our choices. I think of it like assigning stats to each animal: rhino - high defense and attack, hippo: high endurance, high aggression factor....
I think mountain gorillas are pretty much invincible as a side note/ if you could control them a fucking huge eagle might be a good choice as you could continuously dive bomb eyes.
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Liquid`Drone Norway. Aug 22 2011 10:42. Posts 3096
huge eagle would be raped by big monkeys cuz they can grapple, but birds should counter elephants nicely.
honey badgers don't care. honey badgers don't give a shit.
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HeRoS)eNGagE Canada. Aug 27 2011 00:35. Posts 10896
On August 22 2011 09:15 rememp wrote:
I think another cool question to consider is actually if you could control an animal and fight with it, like pokemon for example, which animal would you want. This lets us involve strategy in our choices. I think of it like assigning stats to each animal: rhino - high defense and attack, hippo: high endurance, high aggression factor....
I think mountain gorillas are pretty much invincible as a side note/ if you could control them a fucking huge eagle might be a good choice as you could continuously dive bomb eyes.
yeah . eagles also consider bears rivals so what they do is swoop down on them to take out their eyes, then eat the eyes prob to permanently blind bears lol. really nasty. the animal kingdom is really fucked up.
wolves kill livestock so farmers train eagles to kill them on sight
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casinocasino Canada. Aug 27 2011 13:00. Posts 3343
ruthless killer , pretty sure it cant even eat even half its prey
On August 22 2011 09:15 rememp wrote:
I think another cool question to consider is actually if you could control an animal and fight with it, like pokemon for example, which animal would you want. This lets us involve strategy in our choices. I think of it like assigning stats to each animal: rhino - high defense and attack, hippo: high endurance, high aggression factor....
I think mountain gorillas are pretty much invincible as a side note/ if you could control them a fucking huge eagle might be a good choice as you could continuously dive bomb eyes.
hi floofy
rofl
i read the first line and thought exactly the same hahaha A+
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