i sharted!!! - Page 2

I`ma start a facebook group "I bet i can find at least one more sane person who doesn`t enjoy a story about shit only because its told by Daut"

SICKO

then why waste your time in here? Why don't you go cure cancer or something?

On November 30 2008 19:10 Svetoslav wrote: i really can`t see how this story is interesting/funny or deserves to be heard in any way.... and there are several guys already admiring it lol

Shart is the shit yo!

Oh dear god BigBalls this happened to me a few months ago at work...

I think I know the culprit too... my girl had been a little backed up, so she bought some fiber (the powder stuff you mix up into drinks). Natural curiosity getting the better of me, I ate a little bit of it just to see what it tasted like.

Anyhow, I think it was the next day, and I'm sitting at work... I have an office job, so I'm at my desk in front of my computer doing whatever. Much like you, I'm an aficionado of flatulance, and there exist few greater feelings in the world than relieving some built-up pressure. I've been blowing wind all day, so there was no need for any alarm; I assumed all was well. I made sure the coast was clear and let my bowels do their thing...

At first, I just felt some warmth. My mind started racing... "did something come out? Did I just... SHIT myself?!?". I shifted my weight a little bit, there was definitely a liquid substance down there. Fuck. I look around... luckily, this time of night there are few people still here... I make a quick b-line for the nearest bathroom, which thankfully is only a mere 30 feet away.

I lock the door and drop my pants to survey the damage... immediately, I spot the putrid, yellowish, liquid substance which is currently soaking into my boxers and dripping down my asscheeks/legs (one of the few times I'm glad I'm so hairy; it caused the liquid to clump up instead of running all down my legs, minimizing the spread of the damage). The stuff smells bad too, like the inner odors of my intestines were cleaned out and are now looking right back at me. I clean up as much as I can with toilet paper and start plotting my next move... weighing my options, I settle on a plan of action.

I make it back to my desk, open up a drawer and empty out a brown paper bag of condiments I keep. I take the bag and head to the first floor; there is a bathroom down here which is really offbeat and secluded, and has one of those massive handicap stalls so the thing is fucking huge and has a ton of room for maneuvering. I strip off my jeans and still-wet boxers, put the boxers in the bag, clean up some more, and take the boxers out to my car. I go back upstairs and finish the rest of my shift commando.

When I got home that night I let my fiancee know what happened, and to this day I still haven't heard the end of it.

nice story daut. keep it up! gl lol

daut--should put boxers in a doggy bag and take it home

if they are indeed your favorite boxers you should've tried everything to salvage them!

i wonder if antonius has ever sharted

On November 30 2008 20:34 chris wrote: i wonder if antonius has ever sharted

yes but only cash comes out.

hahahahaa, same with Ivey probly. High-stake sharters!

On November 30 2008 20:36 Fox wrote: Show nested quote + On November 30 2008 20:34 chris wrote: i wonder if antonius has ever sharted yes but only rainbows and unircorns come out

fyp

i sharted recently

oh this is yomer

wtf is this account lawl

i thought the OP was TheHuHu...

wait wait i got a better one



tubdaut is now a meme

lol, u lost against poo

On November 30 2008 19:35 Svetoslav wrote: I`ma start a facebook group "I bet i can find at least one more sane person who doesn`t enjoy a story about shit only because its told by Daut"

lol yea... i'll join it