i sharted!!! - Page 3

You have to be really balla to say you sharted and have a fanclub about it

i've sharted twice in my life too. In my world it has been known as a "wet fart"

The first time i hadn't even been aware such a thing existed. I was like 19 or something and I was on my like first or 2nd date with this chick. Needless to say, i excuse myself. I am in the bathroom for about half an hour because it's a fucking bitch to clean up my pants. I threw the underwear in a trashcan. Anyway I was sucessfully able to clean the pants but couldn't get rid of a wet spot, like a fucking huge wet spot. Too bad it wasn't raining or something, it was damn obvious. I came back and she was like

"wtf were u doing for 30 minutes"

After leaving, i had to make sure she didn't see my back, i think she was suspicious but whatever, it was a fun time


2nd time, i was borrowing my friend's pants (without permission) I was very far away from home and walking to this guy's house that i had just met like 10 minutes before, he was a friend of my friend. So it was the three of us and just during that walk it happened. It was another 15 fucking minutes walk to get to his place which is utterly disgusting as you can imagine. I told them what had happened when it happened and went to wash up and even took a shower at the dude's place lolz. I cleaned my pants and boxers by hand and walked down with a towel. I put them in the dude's dryer and chilled in my towel. His roommate came in with some chicks and asked what's up with the towel so i met a bunch of people and my first story to them was "yea i just had a wet fart"

was more funny then awkward though

On December 01 2008 06:04 Steal City wrote: i've sharted twice in my life too. In my world it has been known as a "wet fart" The first time i hadn't even been aware such a thing existed. I was like 19 or something and I was on my like first or 2nd date with this chick. Needless to say, i excuse myself. I am in the bathroom for about half an hour because it's a fucking bitch to clean up my pants. I threw the underwear in a trashcan. Anyway I was sucessfully able to clean the pants but couldn't get rid of a wet spot, like a fucking huge wet spot. Too bad it wasn't raining or something, it was damn obvious. I came back and she was like "wtf were u doing for 30 minutes" After leaving, i had to make sure she didn't see my back, i think she was suspicious but whatever, it was a fun time 2nd time, i was borrowing my friend's pants (without permission) I was very far away from home and walking to this guy's house that i had just met like 10 minutes before, he was a friend of my friend. So it was the three of us and just during that walk it happened. It was another 15 fucking minutes walk to get to his place which is utterly disgusting as you can imagine. I told them what had happened when it happened and went to wash up and even took a shower at the dude's place lolz. I cleaned my pants and boxers by hand and walked down with a towel. I put them in the dude's dryer and chilled in my towel. His roommate came in with some chicks and asked what's up with the towel so i met a bunch of people and my first story to them was "yea i just had a wet fart" was more funny then awkward though

i was waiting for this ...

why are people telling stories how they shit themselves and being proud of em ? :D

'Cuz that's the shit man.

wow, sharted story vs apartment/winrate/GF/random brag, this wins soooo bad. its so funny when ppl dont take themselves so seriously!

LOL!!

loved the sc story

LOL !!!

loved the sc story btw

hm weird error

when i was 10 yrs old, i was curled up in a ball out of fear of puking for 6-10hours.
thought a bath would make me feel better.
got naked got the water running and had to take a shit
while sittin on the toilet, i had to puke so i got ooff the toilet and puked into the toilet and at the same time, out of no where, an explosive of brown liquid came out my ass non stop.
when ur puking u can't breath. and i collapse and fell to the floor in my own shit.
not sure if that counts as a shart
it was brown liquid so there were probably alot of air pockets. LMAO

And yeah you just had one of those 24 hour bugs where u shite and puke at the same time, I haven't had one but there was one going around my area a year ago.
Erm GuyRichard I think you've just /endthread.

that sucks

but ithink you got away easy considering what couldv happened

hahahahahaah

my worst shart was right before leaving for skiing, in full snow gear, trying to far really loud to piss off my mom/brother. the joke was on me, much like this time it was on you =)

Since when was shitting on yourself hella sick or ROFL funny? .... have i missed something? This has been a featured blog for like a week now. Come on LP

5/5 obviously