How many of you sickos use a Piss bottle? - Page 2

On January 17 2009 15:16 BigRed0000 wrote: I have one that I only use when im playing too many tables to leave, I obv. empty it when im done that night and with a litle practice not a drop is spilled. Am i alone here?

So you have a specific bottle for the job?You don't throw it away? You clean it afterwards or something?

never used the piss bottle, but I've brought the laptop in the bathroom and shit while I play all the time.

I used to quite frequently for a while
bathroom was downstairs and down the hall
+ i took adderall and drank tons of water
= me pissing all the time



so laugh all you want but It was really the most practical option

i just grind in my bathroom on my toilet

lol Lebowski no. I should have mentioned it. CrownRoyal's post is why I i only use water bottles that are clear.

Personally I dont use it but I dont see the big deal really, its not like you drink it... well most people dont

fortunately for me my penis is long enough to stretch all the way to the bathroom so i just have it propped up w/ tape into the bin HAZZAH POW LARGE PENIS JOKE

(ps i flush w/ my left testicle)

On January 17 2009 16:22 matdon460 wrote: never used the piss bottle, but I've brought the laptop in the bathroom and shit while I play all the time.

this is totally standard

dude ok i have this habit of talking to myself nonstop when i'm by myself. i mean like, full conversation volume, laughing to myself, excessive hand gesturing, varying facial expression etc etc etc.

i ALSO do this while i shit.

the problem is that i get SO into what i'm saying, i remain on the toilet long long after my pooping has concluded. over summer break, i was rambling on to myself about ramifications of complexity theory when applied to artificial intelligence and quantum computing. because, i mean, even though the invention of quantum processors will bring calculations to unprecedented speeds, so many tasks are still limited by the underlying algorithm. i mean, with RSA public security encryptions using 100 digit prime numbers now, they'll simply bump up to 1,000,000 digit primes and nothing will change: everything will scale accordingly to match the power. with the added processing power, we might be able to create some cool interactive computer characters, but likely none with humanesque learning characteristics (basically the VI vs AI distinction we see in Mass Effect). i mean, for the traveling salesman problem in complexity theory, even if processing power increases by a million percent, we've only improved our brute forcing by about 5% because the problem's difficulty grows factorially. but the ALGORITHMS, if we can prove those, that could have potentially limitless improvements for various optimizations and AI might be able to take a huge leap forward

after spending 25 minutes on the good ol porcelain think tank, i open the door to see my brother standing there arms crossed grinning: "Sean, I will never be able to shit at the level you do." Smiling and embarassed, I exit and he enters the bathroom and shuts the door. after about 10 seconds i hear nick sing "A, B, C, D, E, F, G..."

I use a shit bottle, piss bottles are for noobs

On January 17 2009 18:43 Day[9] wrote: dude ok i have this habit of talking to myself nonstop when i'm by myself. i mean like, full conversation volume, laughing to myself, excessive hand gesturing, varying facial expression etc etc etc. i ALSO do this while i shit. the problem is that i get SO into what i'm saying, i remain on the toilet long long after my pooping has concluded. over summer break, i was rambling on to myself about ramifications of complexity theory when applied to artificial intelligence and quantum computing. because, i mean, even though the invention of quantum processors will bring calculations to unprecedented speeds, so many tasks are still limited by the underlying algorithm. i mean, with RSA public security encryptions using 100 digit prime numbers now, they'll simply bump up to 1,000,000 digit primes and nothing will change: everything will scale accordingly to match the power. with the added processing power, we might be able to create some cool interactive computer characters, but likely none with humanesque learning characteristics (basically the VI vs AI distinction we see in Mass Effect). i mean, for the traveling salesman problem in complexity theory, even if processing power increases by a million percent, we've only improved our brute forcing by about 5% because the problem's difficulty grows factorially. but the ALGORITHMS, if we can prove those, that could have potentially limitless improvements for various optimizations and AI might be able to take a huge leap forward after spending 25 minutes on the good ol porcelain think tank, i open the door to see my brother standing there arms crossed grinning: "Sean, I will never be able to shit at the level you do." Smiling and embarassed, I exit and he enters the bathroom and shuts the door. after about 10 seconds i hear nick sing "A, B, C, D, E, F, G..."

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ROFLROFROFLRFORFROFRLFROFLFORFORFOLROFRFLROFROFL

well i mean i cant see myself doing it (yet) but I respect the fact that you know the equity of doing so and go through with it.

edit:
BWAHAHAHAHAH yet another epic Day anecdote HAHAHAH

LOLOLOL SEAN!

i consider it from time to time. just sometimes during a session you get the urge to pee but don't really wanna sit out but don't really wanna leave. then it can get frustrating when you are like "1, 2, 3.... shit, playable hand" or just frustrating that you are rooting to run bad or folding like A2ss in the co so you can run off. sometimes you can be really focused or have someone on tilt and really need to piss or just piss tilt in general is never good.

i think it's probably a pretty smart idea for guys that play a ton of tables or hu specialists.

i asked redargoe this question a while ago b/c besides leatherass who has verified that he pees in a bottle redargoe is quite a hero grinder. he said he just pees out the window.

ps ROFL ROFL ROFL day. that is awesome.

it also reminds me of a shit i had this morning. i grabbed some random book on prescription drugs. one of the side effects that you should contact a doctor for adderall is "false sense of well being." WHAT THE FUCK DOES "FALSE SENSE OF WELL-BEING" MEAN AND HOW THE FUCK IS AN INDIVIDUAL SUPPOSED TO CORRECTLY DIAGNOSE THAT!?!?! been bothering me all day.

day and rikd are awesome everyone else sux

On January 17 2009 15:28 NeillyJQ wrote: thats awesome lofuckinl Can you guess what TV series this is from? (relevant to thread topic) "The way of the road bubs, the way of the road"

<3


piss jugs

I've been on the internet since I was 8 years old and I've become quite accustomed to detecting when people are bullshitting or not. This is just too ridiculous to believe though.. WTF LOL are you guys serious

Ok I was just thinking of something which I suppose makes this a little less insane sounding to me.

Have you guys ever induced a shit before you expect to play a long session so you'd be less likely to have to get up?

Couple of times ive used chinese store iced tea container oo

day is genuinally a smart clever and funny guy. I would let him take me in a manly fashion