How many of you sickos use a Piss bottle? - Page 3

ive never peed in a bottle. i just run to the bathroom and try to time it well. it sucks when i have to take a shit deep in tournies. i usuually turn on the aggro and go for busto or rubosto.

The opportunity has presented itself Many times.. My grandpa uses one because its hard for him to walk to the restroom at night time. He offered his spare one to me because he once watched me grind for like 8 hours without getting up once when he had to use the bathroom a good 4-5 times. I laughed at the idea because I wasn't that degen. The more i grinded the better it sounded. Eventually i tried to do it with a water bottle but things didn't work out LOL.

To me, i feel pretty degen having to go to that level so i dont do it. Besides its fucking hard as hell to grind and piss at the same time. Everytime I start a session i make sure to go to the bathroom even it is just a couple drops. Now that I think about it, its so much better when u dont use a bottle. Heres why.

It gives you a stop time. I play poker for however long i can hold my piss. If i didnt have a limit i think i would play for 20 hours.
Going piss after holding your piss for 4-8 hours = x5 better than an orgasm.
There is nothing more i look forward to after winning 10 buyins than taking a piss.
Then go sex right afterwards and then eat a good ass dinner and knock out. If you can line up all those specifically in that order, man there is no better feeling.

On January 17 2009 21:03 Night2o1 wrote: I've been on the internet since I was 8 years old and I've become quite accustomed to detecting when people are bullshitting or not. This is just too ridiculous to believe though.. WTF LOL are you guys serious

you have won the internetz. congrats

mm, i play on a laptop on sunday when i mass MTT so if i need to i just unplug my mouse and monitor and bring it to the bathroom with me. I recall at least one sunday where I didnt use the bathroom all day. Didnt notice during the day but after i busted my last tourney I realized I hadn't gone all day and I felt pretty weird about it.

I wonder if there is an under/over side-bet on how many people in this thread will declare they in fact piss in a bottle.

I don't see why ppl think it's so bad. I don't give a shit that anyone knows I do it. I tihnk ppl who can't comprehend the fact that pissing in a bottle >>>>>>> losing potentially 10's to 100's of thousands of dollars worth of equity are idiots.

i pee in cups fairly often (i drink a lot so i have plastic cups around me usually) and i think serious grinders should do it.
i mean i basically make like 15$ (maybe more?) everytime i piss in a fucking cup instead of sitting out and sitting back in so fk u all -.- newbs gotta learn

besides the argument of "why dont u just play longer" is dumb cuz i dont want to play at my computer all day long if it saves me 10-15 minutes i'll gladly go ahead and piss in a cup

fwiw leatherass makes 50k a year from pissing in a bottle. so everyone hating should sit in a corner and cry because he owns u at time management and makes more money than just about everyone posting in this thread, if not everyone

basically i think serious grinders that dont piss in cups are losing out a ton of money and extra time.

then again some people dont play too high of stakes but still i mean time/money management is sick important in my opinion

myth is my hero

On January 17 2009 22:31 thewh00sel wrote: mm, i play on a laptop on sunday when i mass MTT so if i need to i just unplug my mouse and monitor and bring it to the bathroom with me. I recall at least one sunday where I didnt use the bathroom all day. Didnt notice during the day but after i busted my last tourney I realized I hadn't gone all day and I felt pretty weird about it.

been there

Laptops is the only way to go, just bring it into the bathroom with you. Or hell if you're really lazy just sit there on the toilet while playing the whole time.

You'd think that people who lose enough money to make pissing in a bottle seem worth it would also have enough money to invest in some engineering to make it so they didn't have to piss in a bottle. Just seems odd to see some guy making 500k+ a year who pisses in a bottle like Howard Hughes / that homeless guy outside Home Depot.

I dont do it, but I'm not grossed out by people who do. If I played all your 3/6 and 5/10 degen stakes like some of you guys here do, I'm pretty sure I would definitely do it too.

Would you guys like some sugar cubes?



For your high horse?

On January 18 2009 12:26 BigRed0000 wrote: Would you guys like some sugar cubes? For your high horse?

i use diapers

piss bottle necessary for long sessions

I have a customised chair